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Archives - Ryan McNeil - 1999-2001

See also: Matt Clark  Larry Warton

September 1999

The Baby Is Dead!
(Medical Offices) -- Ryan and Boo Hoo McNeil got the bad news. Their unborn baby is dead! The doctor explained these things "happen for no apparent reason sometimes" but the McNeil shouldn't fret. They can have another baby.

Will Therapy Help?
(Center 4 Disease) -- "It's all my fault. I'm being punished! It's all my fault" Mrs. Ryan McNeil repeated over and over as she left Genoa City's major trauma center. Boo Hoo McNeil was admitted to the Center 4 Disease last week after her unborn baby died suddenly. At the McNeil's apartment, Boo sustained a bawling attack after listening to a lullaby. While claiming to be okay, Mrs. McNeil is expected to seek psychiatric help to help her cope with life. Whether she will obtain help for a terrible "clicking" sound in her jaw is unknown.

February 2000

She's Faking It!
Boo Hoo McNeil has revealed she's been "faking it" with hubby Ryan to keep him quiet. Obviously Ryan McNeil doesn't know his wife very well if she can fake an orgasm without his knowing. Since losing her marbles, Boo has refused to seek professional medical help which resulted in the death recently of Tony Viscardi.

SEX IN THE CITY!
(Genoa City) -- Just when some people thought watching the crusader Bug and detective Paul 'Clueless' Williams having sex in the office was the most disgusting and repulsive act seen in recent months along came Ryan McNeil and his alien eyebrowed, mentally unstable wife, Boo Hoo flaunting their sexual prowess.

Cramped into their small apartment, the McNeil's were entertaining Boo's sister, the recently widowed and still a virgin who must have the female version of 'blue balls' by now, Beggin Dennison.

Unable to control himself, Ryan pressured Boo to slip into the bedroom for sex as a distraught Beggin waded in a pool of tears just a few feet away. Hearing moans, groans and the squeaking of bed springs were probably the last thing Beggin wanted to hear.

While this event ranks in the top five on the most insensitive acts list, it cannot compare with the Bug failing to clean up after having sex in the office with Clueless as secretary Lynne 'Yes-Boss' Bassett sat at her desk a few feet away. Later, the crusaders were seen eating off the desk they had sex on.

Having sex is one thing but do the people in Genoa City have to make it so sleazy? Most of the residents here screw at the drop of a hat with anyone and everyone without ever thinking about who might be watching, without considering birth control or that they might pick up an STD.

March 2000

Dennison Girl Moving On
Ryan McNeil has informed apartment guest Beggin Dennison, he wants to take his Barbie doll wife, Boo Hoo, to Aspen on a ski trip but can't go unless Beggin is fully over Tony Viscardi's death and is capable of surviving on her own. Before Dennison could reply, Boo Hoo interrupted the conversation with news there is no cream for their coffee and sent Beggin out to get some. Alone with her husband, Boo told Ryan how great he is in bed and Ryan added he desperately wants his wife back in every way. Before the conversation went further, Dennison returned with the cream and made an announcement. She's moving back to the Dennison home!

Hot Sex!
Ryan McNeil couldn't believe his good fortune. His Barbie doll wife Boo Hoo, put out some of the best sex ever. "Are you as blown away as I am? How about some wine to toast new beginnings? You’re an amazing lover - the way you made me feel just now - I don’t think I’ve felt that much passion in my life - we’ve turned the corner in every way", McNeil told Boo Hoo. But the question remains; how many ways are there to turn a corner?

Back On Track?
The most overused cliche in Genoa City since "what are you doing here" was flaunted again when Ryan McNeil told sister-in-law, Beggin Dennison, his marriage to Boo Hoo McNeil is "back on track in every way."

May 2000

Mrs. McNeil Break Down
(Genoa City) -- Distraught that sister Megan Viscardi has made up her mind to leave Genoa City, Mrs. Ryan McNeil had a major bawling fit here Friday even after Viscardi clearly explained that, as it was in the beginning, so it is in the end. There is nothing for her in Genoa City. McNeil pleaded her case. She promised to get her head shrunk, do whatever it takes to make little sister stay but Viscardi refused to reverse her decision.

Mrs. McNeil Suicide Attempt!
(Genoa City) -- The Genoa City News has learned Mrs. Ryan McNeil will soon attempt to end her meaningless life! No details of the suicide attempt were immediately available - only that an attempt will be made. Unfortunately, the emphasis is on the word attempt.

Labor Expert McNeil Will Spearhead Seattle Talks!
(Seattle, WA) -- It seems like only yesterday when Victor Newman's right hand man, Ryan McNeil, traveled to Seattle, Washington to bring labor and business leaders together in an effort to head off an impending strike. Now, with a Newman Enterprises satellite company facing a work slowdown and another possible strike, McNeil is said to have volunteered his services again. Although he has no skills in contract negotiations, McNeil will apparently leave soon for Seattle while his former wife, Victoria Newman, suffers the after effects of being held hostage by nut case, Gary Dawson.

June 2000

Whacko Leaves Husband!
(Seattle, WA) -- In Seattle, supposedly to ward off an impending Newman Enterprises satellite company labor dispute, NE chief Victor Newman's right hand man, Ryan McNeil has reportedly told his former wife, Victoria Newman, that his current wife, Tricia 'Boo Hoo' McNeil has left him.

McNeil didn't give any specific details about the breakup and seemed more interested in Ms. Newman's arrival at his hotel room. A recent stalking victim, Ms. Newman said she grew tired of being treated like a patient at an unknown health spa just outside Genoa City and went to Seattle where she would have somebody she could talk to.

Tricia McNeil went over the edge a few weeks ago after running down Genoa City mechanic Tony Viscardi with her gas guzzling SUV. The Genoa City Police reopened the case at the persistence of another former McNeil wife, Nina Webster. However, no investigation was forthcoming and Webster, nor anyone else for that matter, has expressed any concern about Viscardi's death since.

Labor Expert McNeil Returns!
(Genoa City) -- Immediately upon landing at Genoa City's International Airport from Seattle, Newman Enterprises assistant to the founder and sometimes labor negotiator, Ryan McNeil rushed to his employers office where he whined to the great Victor Newman his wife is in London after leaving him high and dry.

To compensate for his loss, McNeil informed Newman his next plan is to help Rash & Sassy recoup some of its recent revenue losses to Jabot Cosmetics by working with R&S head honcho, Victoria Newman.

McNeil assured Newman his relationship with the boss' daughter and former spouse will be one of a simple friendship. As Newman dispensed one of his rare blessings he told McNeil his daughter will need a friend when she finds out her mother is, "Working with the enemy."

In a related development, Victoria Newman, feeling her mother is somewhat disconnected from the world, offered Nikki Newman a job at Rash & Sassy. However, Mrs. Newman explained she already has a job at Jabot Cosmetics which resulted in the throwing of a predicable hissy fit by Ms. Newman.

August 2000

McNEIL ISSUES ULTIMATUM!
(London) -- Estranged from her husband for months, Mrs. Tricia McNeil received a long overdue letter from Ryan McNeil here Tuesday and despite warnings from
her overbearing father, read the content.

In the letter, McNeil pointed out his wife hasn’t written or taken any of his telephone calls for three months. If Mrs. McNeil wants to save their marriage, as McNeil claimed in the letter he does, the couple will have to get together to work it out. McNeil made it clear if he doesn’t get a response he will have no choice but to file for divorce.

"Ryan never supported my daughter the way he should have and I agree with him that the time has come to give up the marriage. Tricia is still young. She can start over. She has her whole life ahead of her but to make it happen she needs to let go," Keith Dennison said.

"It doesn’t look like Ryan and I can make any of our dreams come true," is all Mrs. McNeil would add. However, she and her father are expected to return to Genoa City later this week.

Mrs. McNeil recently left Genoa City after running over and killing Tony Viscardi, a local mechanic and sister Megan Dennison's newly wed husband. Genoa City Police reopened the investigation at the urging of Nina Webster who claimed Viscardi's death was no accident. However, Mrs. McNeil was allowed to leave the country and no charges have been forthcoming.

On The Move!
Sources tell the Genoa City News that Tricia McNeil is on the move. On her way from London to Paris, Mrs. McNeil is expected to have her mind made up by the time she arrives to make a detour to Genoa City. Arriving in the big city, McNeil's alien eyebrows will pop off her face when she discovers Victoria Newman has moved in with her estranged husband!

McNeil To Get Roommate?
Already estranged from
current wife Tricia, Newman Enterprises executive Ryan McNeil was stunned Thursday when asked by Victoria Newman if he would like her as a new roommate.

"I just can’t stay there," Newman whimpered as she explained having spoken on the telephone with her father and was told Diane Jenkins will remain living at Newman's penthouse suite until further notice.

McNeil suggested his former wife return to the Newman ranch but Ms. Newman stated she can't because doing so would remind her of being kidnapped by Gary Dawson. "I was joking before about moving in. Now it’s for real," Newman said.

McNeil had no immediate comment but is expected to welcome Ms. Newman with open arms partly because he hasn't had sex with a woman in a coon's age. McNeil has a history of unusual sexual behavior and may be a closet sex addict. 

September 2000

Murder Suspect?
Suspected killer, Mrs. Ryan McNeil, has returned to Genoa City from London but is not expected to be questioned or charged in the once pending suspicious death of local mechanic, Tony Viscardi.

Viscardi died recently when Tricia McNeil ran into him while driving a gas-guzzling SUV. Although his injuries did not appear serious at the time, Viscardi died later at a local hospital.

Can They Work It Out?
"I can't understand why she waited until now. It would have been so simple. Just an Email. A postcard. Anything to let me know she was interested in saving our marriage. I’m really confused now. I’ve already started to shut down and even talked to my lawyer about a legal separation," Newman Enterprises executive Ryan McNeil said Wednesday when asked if he's headed for marriage failure #3.

"I was at Heathrow on my way to a vacation when I realized if I didn’t come to Ryan I’d be closing the door on our marriage forever and I couldn’t do that," Mrs. Tricia McNeil said indicating she hopes it isn't too late to save her marriage.

October 2000

Psycho Improves!
The cops hot on her trail for questioning in the death of local mechanic Tony Viscardi and her marriage in trouble, Mrs. Ryan McNeil fled to London recently to wait until the smoke cleared before returning to Genoa City where she entered therapy.

McNeil released a preliminary progressive report Tuesday in which she traced the source of her mental confusion to the death of her mother.

McNeil said the death adversely affected her life because she always tried to please her father and had to takeover the role of mother for her sister's sake. McNeil indicated she recently went after Viscardi because her father was opposed to Viscardi's relationship with her sister.

McNeil said the next step is to be with her husband, "In every possible way" and she intends to make that major breakthrough soon.

Love With Proper Stranger?
Newman Enterprises executive, Ryan McNeil, set a precedent Thursday when he turned down the opportunity to have sex with his psychotic wife, Tricia McNeil.

Hoping to get "closer in every possible way" to her husband, Mrs. McNeil moaned, "I baked a cake. I actually did the whole meal. Steaks, baked potatoes with two kinds of cheese and green beans."

Unfortunately, McNeil's hard work didn't pay off. Besides preparing the meal far too early in the day, Mr. McNeil by chance stopped by his apartment to fetch some papers, noticed what his wife was up to and said sex would only complicate their marriage woes.

Stranger Spills Gut!
Looking very troubled, Mrs. Ryan McNeil, was seen at a local cafe Friday with Newman Rocks employee, Carter Mills.

"She looked like she needed someone to talk to," Mills said guessing correctly that Mrs. McNeil was having marital woes.

Not at all alarmed that a total stranger would know she's married, Tricia McNeil spilled her guts. Things aren't going well with her husband since she returned from London.

McNeil also confessed she hasn't been getting any sex from her husband but is trying to work things out.

In a related development, Mill's employer, Sharon Newman, warned Mills to stay away from Mrs. McNeil because, "She is a devious woman."

Brain Failure?
As Mrs. Tricia 'Boo Hoo' McNeil listened Tuesday to RoadKill Cafe owner, Gina Roma, ramble on about how she should try again to seduce her husband with a home cooked meal, the voice in her empty head was telling her to stop by if she ever needed a shoulder to cry on.

Snapped back to reality by the ringing of her cellular phone (nobody in Genoa City leaves home without one), Boo Hoo was pleased to hear the sound of husband Ryan McNeil's voice saying to stay put as he would join her for dinner.

No sooner had the couple begun to communicate for the first time in weeks when they were interrupted by a call from McNeil's former wife, Nina Webster.

Claiming to be writing the last chapters of her book, Webster implied her son was in the way and rather than send Phillip Chancellor to his room, out to play or to Montana, she had to have Mr. McNeil take the kid to a movie.

Although receiving an invitation to join the father and son team, Boo Hoo opted instead to travel into the seedy side of town to the dark, dreary and roach infested apartment of a shady character she hardly knows, the evil Matt Clark.

The Healing Properties Of Sex?
Mrs. Tricia McNeil continued begging her husband for sex Thursday but it didn't do any good.

Not known for passing up a good roll in the hay, especially with very young girls, Ryan McNeil could only roll his eyes Thursday when his somewhat deranged wife pleaded, "If we could make love again I think I could get well."  

London Trip Cancelled
Her marriage apparently unsalvageable, Mrs. Ryan McNeil was just about to return to London on Monday when she stopped short of the runway.

Dropping by Rash & Sassy Cosmetics to say goodbye to her husband, Tricia McNeil ran into Victoria Newman and was blasted for basically being an uncaring slug.

During the insult hurling Ms. Newman blew it big time when she told McNeil to go back to her daddy in London. Something snapped at that moment in Mrs. McNeil's muddled mind and she made a decision on the spot to stick around Genoa City to see "how things play out."

November 2000

Roofie Rape!
Victim Blames Self, Others

Rohypnol or "roofies" look as innocent as aspirin but this drug is powerful and it's the drug Matt Clark used in the alleged rape of Mrs. Tricia McNeil here Monday.

"How could I do this? I’m married. I broke my marriage vows. I’ve got to tell my husband," McNeil said in apparent confusion but quickly placed blame for her hapless situation at the doorstep of others.

"This is all Victoria’s fault. You know, like in Newman. She’s my husband’s ex. She wants him back," McNeil said.

Tricia McNeil went to Clark's apartment to cry about her troubled marriage to Newman Enterprises marketing executive, Ryan McNeil. Even though it was early in the morning Clark easily convinced McNeil to drink a glass of wine he had laced with a roofie.

Rohypnol, which is illegal in this country, is a sedative said to be ten times the strength of Valium. It doesn't have a taste or odor when dissolved in drinks. And for its victims, it can cause frightening effects.

Rape Victim Won't Report Crime!
Her mind scrambled by the drug Rohypnol, Mrs. Tricia McNeil made a conscious decision here Tuesday not to report that she was raped to the police.

Convinced she engaged in sexual intercourse with Newman Rocks employee Matt Clark of her own volition, a somewhat dazed McNeil returned to her apartment where she planned to wash away the evidence.

Was She On It?
Questions are being raised as to whether or not Genoa City's local space case, Mrs. Ryan McNeil, was on the pill or some other contraceptive when she had sex with Newman Rocks employee Carter Mills.

Also known as the evil Matt Clark, Mills date-raped McNeil last week and from all appearances is not the type to use a condom.

In these type of cases the main question arising is always; will the female become pregnant with an unwanted baby?

Mrs. McNeil's marriage has been off track in recent weeks and she had hinted at one point she wanted a baby which would indicate she was not on the pill at the time of the rape.

Even though she knew she had been raped, McNeil did not report the crime to police and washed away the evidence. McNeil remains a threat to a few local residents after running down and killing mechanic Tony Viscardi with a gas-guzzling, air-polluting SUV.

Rape Victim Wants More?
Date-Raped last week by Newman Rocks employee Carter Mills, Mrs. Ryan McNeil apparently has not learned her lesson.

During a telephone conversation Tuesday with Mills, McNeil turned down an offer to meet again with her attacker. However, during a phone discussion with her father in London in which Keith Dennison stated he is on his way to Japan with no intention of stopping in Genoa City, McNeil was seen leaving her apartment heading for the sleazy side of town.

Rape Victim Tells All!
Last seen heading into the sleazy side of town, rape victim Mrs. Ryan McNeil changed direction Wednesday and was later spotted at one of Genoa City's prestigious restaurants, the Lodge.

McNeil ran into local attorney Michael Baldwin and immediately, for the second time recently, began spewing intimate details to a total stranger about her marriage.

Fascinated, Baldwin listened intently as McNeil told a sad tale of how she convinced her husband, Newman Enterprises marketing director Ryan McNeil, into staying at their apartment when he had planned to move out.

Baldwin asked McNeil if she still loves her husband and assured her, "You’re a beautiful woman. If your husband wanted you gone you would be gone. He probably wanted you to stroke his ego."

"I hadn’t thought of that. Thank you. You’re a life saver," McNeil responded and then abruptly departed.

McNeil was raped last week when she went to the apartment of total stranger, Newman Rocks employee Carter Mills. McNeil cried on Mills' shoulder, was given a drink laced with the drug Rohypnol, raped and subsequently washed away the evidence.

January 2001

It's Asthma!
Mrs. Ryan McNeil was easily led astray here Tuesday when she demanded to know what a bag of pills she found in the apartment of her new lover was doing there.

Newman Rocks employee, Carter Mills, told the mentally unbalanced woman the pills were for his Asthma. Mrs. McNeil took Mills at his word and did not question why the medication wasn't labeled or appeared to be from a pharmacy.

As the couple hit the sheets and prepared to engage in some serious sex the telephone rang. Neither McNeil not Mills made an effort to answer the phone call which was coming from Ryan McNeil.

Mr. McNeil couldn't understand where he wife could be so late at night but what many Genoa City News readers were wondering is why Mr. Neil would be looking for her at Mills' apartment.

In a related development, Carter Mills learned Tuesday a planned Rave party has been cancelled due to a lack of drugs and offered to sell a Rave coordinator known only as 'Jason' thirty hits of the drug Ecstasy for the next party in two weeks.

It's Not the Fall, It's the Sudden Stop!
Newman Enterprises employee Ryan McNeil was surprised Tuesday when he arrived at his apartment to find his wife sitting in the dark.

"I called before I came over. Why didn't you answer the phone?," McNeil asked.

Stating she didn't feel like talking to anyone, Mrs. McNeil asked her husband if he was trying to avoid her. What else would explain why he would call before coming to his own apartment?

Explaining he didn't want to bother her, Mr. McNeil went into the bedroom and began to pack. With few worldly possessions it didn't take him long to gather up his goodies and in a flash walked back into the living room where his wife had begun pacing.

"Are you okay?" McNeil asked as if totally unaware his wife is seriously unbalanced.

Mrs. McNeil took the opportunity to thank her husband for all he's done for her and made it clear she doesn't blame him for all that has happened to their relationship. Mrs. McNeil also said she would be 'gone soon' but Mr. McNeil didn't pick up the clue. "I'm not giving up on you. Promise me you'll call your therapist," he pleaded.

After saying she would, Mrs. McNeil watched in agony as the man she loves walked out the door. With tears streaming down her face Mrs. McNeil touched a photograph of the once happy couple before moving to the window. Opening the window she looked down at the street below and then began to climb out onto the ledge.

If anyone deserves to die, it's Mrs. McNeil. But can she pull the job off without botching it?

Rapist Saves Damsel In Distress!
Mrs. Ryan McNeil's attempt to commit suicide by jumping off the edge of a building was thwarted Wednesday when the man who drugged and raped her came to the rescue just in the nick of time.

"My life is worthless," McNeil sniveled as Carter Mills pulled her to safety and went on to whine how she betrayed her husband and fears facing the fact she killed local mechanic, Tony Viscardi.

Mills assured the mentally deranged McNeil that the past is the past and that killing herself over what has happened isn't worth the time and effort.

March 2001

Mission Complete!
"She's an amazing friend," said Newman Enterprises executive Ryan McNeil upon his return to Genoa City on Wednesday of Rash & Sassy Cosmetics queen Victoria Newman who encouraged McNeil to just take off for Boston on a whim without informing anyone of their whereabouts.

Citing their trip to Boston in search of his estranged wife as "a wild goose chase", Mr. McNeil was quickly corrected by Ms. Newman. "It was not a wasted trip."

Said to have serious mental problems for which she needs professional help, Mrs. Tricia McNeil has been missing for days. Mrs. McNeil's father, Keith Dennison, is also said to be searching for his daughter but as yet to punch *69 on the telephone Mrs. McNeil called him on recently and hasn't been heard of since Mr. McNeil departed for Boston.

April 2001

Financial Advisor?
In another bizarre event, Newman Enterprises employee Ryan McNeil has announced that in an effort to locate his missing wife he has instructed his financial advisor to check to see if Mrs. McNeil has made any ATM withdrawals or used her credit cards.

"It is strange. When I check my bank or credit card status I only have to go on-line or make a phone call," said Milton Goff, a senior analyst with Merrill Lynch. "Someone living in a small, one-bedroom apartment is unlikely to have a financial advisor." 

Out Of The Loop?
Former husband and wife team Victoria Newman and Ryan McNeil were seen dining together Thursday and from all appearances seem to have been swept out to sea where current events are concerned.

With a desire to forget her family problems temporarily Ms. Newman inquired as to McNeil's latest reading habits and was stunned to hear McNeil reply, "I don't have time to read".

As for her social life, Ms. Newman indicated she's so far out of the loop the last movie she saw was Titanic.

Obviously pleased to be in the company of a woman - any woman - for a change, Mr. McNeil remarked the couple has been friends for a long time but have never hung out together.

As the night progressed the couple danced until the diminutive Mr. McNeil, thought to have been fumbling with something in his pants, abruptly tried to break it off. But, when Ms. Newman cooed "I don’t want this evening to end" McNeil seemed to become excited at the possibility of working off his dinner!

Aversion To Drinking Disappears!
When Ryan McNeil first arrived in Genoa City he made a big deal about drinking anything containing alcohol. It was thought at first McNeil might be a recovering alcoholic or had some other aversion to booze perhaps due to alcoholic parents. McNeil has never discussed his parents so as far as anyone can determine he doesn't have any.

Being parent-less in Genoa City is nothing new. Brad Carlton is one of many who never mention their parents while persons like Mackenzie Browning worry a parent might see them on the Internet. Others become so distraught over not having a complete set of parents they develop the pretend kind.

For whatever reason McNeil has refrained from drinking but at the Newman ranch tacky room recently he tossed away his antipathy to booze and shared a bottle of wine with former wife Victoria Newman.

July 2001

Divorce Papers Special Delivery!
UPS, FedEx and other major delivery services are closed on the 4th of July. Anyone hoping to have legal documents delivered on the holiday are out of luck - unless they know about Genoa City's obscure Quick Like A Bunny messenger service!

If not for QLAB, residents like Ryan McNeil would have had to wait until Thursday to receive long-awaited divorce papers. Thanks to QLAB, Mr. McNeil and former wife Victoria Newman, had a very special Fourth. With divorce papers in hand it is only a matter until McNeil becomes a free man again.

It was not immediately known how McNeil's current wife, confined to a mental institution, managed to arrange to have the papers drawn up or which of Genoa City's many lawyers will be handling the case.

Couple Anxious To Move On
His divorce from Tricia Dennison McNeil no where near final, Newman Enterprises employees Ryan McNeil and Victoria Newman can't wait to put the pieces of their former marriage back together so that they, like many others in Genoa City, can move on with their lives.

Foregoing a 4th of July celebration with her family, Ms. Newman spent the day humping like a dog in heat Wednesday with her former husband at Mr. McNeil's tacky apartment. The event was followed by what may have been the longest flashback in time ever.

Nostalgic memories included the time they met for the first time. Sweet sixteen, Ms. Newman had been warned that McNeil had a fetish for young girls but it didn't stop her from having unprotected sex with McNeil in the back seat of a car.

Depressed due to her parents umpteenth divorce, Newman needed someone she could talk to. McNeil was her lifeline during those troubled times and a decision was made to obtain a fake ID so they could get a marriage license. After the wedding, her father had McNeil arrested on statutory rape charges but withdrew the action when it was revealed to two had been wed.

The problems didn't stop there. Because she was frigid, Ms. Newman had a hard time with sex. She tried seeing a shrink but nothing seemed to help. Watching McNeil from the closet as he boinked Nina Webster didn't help and the marriage ended.

Now that she's older and wiser, Ms. Newman wants another chance. From all appearances, her wish will soon come true.

September 2001

Out of sight, out of mind!
After his divorce from author Nina Webster, Newman Enterprises assistant to the founder, Ryan McNeil, whined about how important it was that he be able to see and spend time with the boy he calls 'son'. Fortunately for McNeil, his ex-wife didn't put up the violent opposition employed recently by Dr. Olivia Winters during the battle over the Hastings kid. Allowed to see Webster's son without restriction, McNeil visited the boy a few times and then suddenly tossed little Phillip 'Tiger' Chancellor aside like a used condom.

Because she was entering the early stages of a mental breakdown, Tricia McNeil had detoured her then husband's veracious sex drive. Ryan McNeil's main focus has always been fixed on having an outlet to plug his sexual addiction in to. The younger the outlet, the better. When his wife announced there would be no more sex, divorce was imminent. It was easy for a short time to pretend he had everything in hand but McNeil's craving for sex began to grow like a cancer. Visiting some rice bowl hair cut kid was out of the question. McNeil needed a woman. And not just any woman. He needed his former wife, Victoria Newman.

The last thing Ms. Newman needed in her life was to play second fiddle to Phillip Chancellor. Herself without sex for the longest time, the Newman heir to the throne wasn't about to broach the subject of McNeil's 'son' whom she knew at one time had needed each other like bread needs butter.

With hopes of becoming associated in some form with the Jabot Glow Worms, even young Chancellor lost interest in his 'dad' and quietly disappeared into oblivion.

And so it came to be that after months of professing their need for one another, Ryan McNeil and Phillip Chancellor went their separate ways.

Explosive Weddings

December 12, 2005
by Brent Kellogg

It all started in September, 2001.

Crazy Tricia Dennison had seen herself standing in Victor Newman's office before, but not like this. She had never seen the most powerful man in Genoa City close up until now. This was special. This was big! This was the culmination of months of hard work and planning. She pitched her proposal. Could she move into the Newman penthouse? Newman could keep his eye on her easier there. Bingo! Newman said yes. It felt great! Definitely something to celebrate. Instead of throwing a party, Dennison felt awful, dishonest, like a fraud. She wanted to cry. Had her short life come down to this?

There was no time to feel sorry for herself. If Tricia was to ever get her plan off the ground she would have to play the part like never before. The Newman family will pay for what they'd done. That bitch Sharon Newman for going to the cops, telling them that she killed Tony Viscardi on purpose was not smart. Victoria Newman for stealing that midget Ryan McNeil. Nobody steals another woman's man and gets away with it even if the other woman stole the man first. As for Victor, Tricia wanted to get him for the hell of it but mostly for the hell he put Matt Clark through.

To make her plan work Tricia had to make the old man fall for her. She yearned for the day Victoria saw her and Victor together. It would drive miss prissy nuts. Even if they weren't having sex, just the thought they were would drive Victoria up the wall. And that wretched woman, Sharon, would really have something to snivel about when she found out her father-in-law might be sleeping with the enemy. Yes, Tricia, in a world of hurt, declared, "I should go after the patriarch of the family first. Cut off the head of the snake and the rest dies too."

In place at the Newman apartment, Tricia's first move was to get Victor's other head. But when she tried walking her fingers though Victor's forbidden zone he quickly shut her down. Allowing a house guest to give him a massage was one thing, having sex was something else all together especially when Victor said he was merely letting Tricia play out her fantasy of treating him like a daughter treats a father.

It seemed innocent at first. Tricia wanted Victor to believe she needed a father figure in her life now that Keith Dennison was laying in a coma at the God Have Mercy Medical Center. Instead of doing things a normal daughter would do for daddy, such as getting daddy's slippers and pipe, Tricia crossed the line when she told Victor, "I've had these exciting feelings. I'd like to get closer to you."

"We are not going to engage in anything physical. Have you got that?" Victor growled.

Under 24/7 surveillance, the company hired to monitor the hidden cameras inside the Newman penthouse had not noticed Tricia's frequent going into, and out of the room Victor used as a home gym. Incredibly, it was learned later no camera was ever placed in that particular room. No surprise either as the surveillance had been arranged by private eye Paul 'Clueless' Williams.

Tricia's next move was to drug Victor with Viagra. Dressed as a nurse and armed with a forged prescription she'd stolen from her doctor, Tricia calmly went to the GHMMC pharmacy and helped herself to a bevy of erectile dysfunction drugs. Not a single pharmacist thought it the least bit suspicious that a nurse would be inside the pharmacy perusing the shelves. The next day Tricia mixed the drugs into herbal tea and served the brew to an unsuspecting Victor.

Such a concoction would have made a mere mortal fall asleep. A normal man would not get an involuntary erection without simultaneous brain activity. But Victor did and the moment he drifted into space Tricia pulled out his ready hard weenie and later claimed to have had her way with it. Then she cried rape!

As the police investigation got underway the mindless blunder piled up. It started at the police station where Genoa City's keystone kops allowed the victim and her alleged attacker to come into eye contact with one another and then allowed Clueless to remove the surveillance equipment despite that Tricia had said Victor was having her watched. Compounding matters, the police allowed Tricia to not only enter the crime scene but left her unattended so that she could remove evidence. Managing to enter the crime scene without being seen at first, Clueless witnessed the deception, told a police officer what had happened, yet the cop told him to buzz off without giving the allegation any thought.

Back in those days police malfeasance was rampant. Two years previously the cops had told Tricia not to leave town while the Tony Viscardi case was being investigated but within hours Tricia announced her intention to leave for London and the cops let her go.

As the rape investigation continued the cops allowed Victor and his attorney into the crime scene too. When the cop on guard told them of Clueless' contention that Tricia had been there earlier and put something in her purse, Victor ordered Clueless to find her. Clueless left to do just that and in a flash returned to say Tricia hadn't used her credit cards but had cleaned out her bank account. At about the same time police informed Victor that his fingernails had been found on Tricia's torn dress and because of all the mounting evidence he was read his rights and arrested.

The news traveled slow. So few people knew what a "dangerous" woman Tricia was a clerk working the bridal counter at Fenmore's Department Store didn't recognize Tricia when she walked in posing as a newspaper reporter. Claiming her paper was about to go to press before the Newman/McNeil wedding, Tricia said she needed as much information as possible for a story. The clerk was more than happy to tell all including where and when the wedding was to take place.

Tricia hightailed it over to the chapel, cracked the bride-to-be in the head with a candlestick holder, stashed her in a closet and dressed in a bridal gown was about to take her place as Ryan's bride when she totally flipped, burst before the assembled guests, waved a gun in the air and told everyone to stay put as dippy Sharon and her equally raffish husband Nick, calmly got up to leave.

What Tricia didn't know at the time was that Victor had managed to escape from jail or that Victoria's head was so thick. Arriving at the scene and observing the chaos, Victor freed his daughter. Asked if she needed medical care, Victoria said she was fine. Then, without a cell phone among them, Victor sent Victoria off to alert the police. Peeking into the sanctuary, Victor noticed that a few brave guests were taking turns trying to keep Tricia busy. When the timing was right Victor made his presence known. The faint at heart guests gasping in fear, Victor convinced Tricia to allow most everyone to leave and had the situation fairly under control until his moronic daughter, having only minutes earlier promised her brother she would not go back into the sanctuary, pranced in to tell her father she had called the police.

Seeing Victoria enraged Tricia. Pointing the gun, she was about to squeeze off a bullet into Victoria's head when Ryan leaped through the air toward her. Two shots rang out and in the aftermath Ryan was hauled away by paramedics. And thus, save for the tying of a few loose ends and heaping praise upon the triumphant, Tricia's long and drawn out rein of terror had come to an end and along with it the last of truly explosive weddings.

After his death Ryan was proclaimed a "very brave" man for taking two bullets meant for his fiancée. Tricia never received a trial. Never afforded a lawyer, she was tossed into a jail cell where her accusers were allowed to question her with impunity. She was subsequently injected with drugs against her will and never seen again. In fact, the last shred of evidence that Tricia was alive was the sound of woman's voice singing Here Comes the Bride from the jail cell.

October 2001

Time running out for McNeil
His days in Genoa City numbered, Newman Enterprises assistant to the founder, Ryan McNeil announced Monday plans to remarry one of his former wives as soon as his divorce from Tricia Dennison is final. Obviously, McNeil misspoke because in early August, McNeil stated his divorce had been finalized. As promised, Victoria Newman moved in with her former husband on that day. What McNeil must have meant to say was that he can remarry once Genoa City's required 6-month waiting period has been satisfied.

In celebration, McNeil and Newman plan a trip to the Greek Isles. The couple assume there will be no travel restrictions and that crazy Tricia Dennison has forgotten her vow to get even with the Newman family.

November 2001

Half the waiting time
Due to the abundance of divorces in Genoa City, Wisconsin State law requires all divorcing parties to wait six months before moving on to the next marriage. Respected by most divorcees in many instances, the law is easy to circumvent for those unwilling to wait. A quick trip to the Dominican Republic, the spreading around of some folding money to grease the wheels of a corrupt government and presto, a divorce can be annulled in about an hour.

However, trips out of the country are fast becoming passe as Wisconsin seems to be relaxing the law of the land or the rich and powerful know where all the loopholes are.

The recent breakup of socialites Ryan McNeil and Tricia Dennison is a case in point. His divorce finalized on Aug 16, McNeil said numerous times afterwards that having to wait six months before moving on to his next marriage would be hard.

Either McNeil found a loophole in the law or someone in the Newman family greased the wheels again as McNeil has obtained a new marriage license and his wedding to Victoria Newman is expected to take place exactly 90-days from the day on or about November 16.

Groom takes two bullets, survives!
Genoa City social butterfly Ryan McNeil took two bullets in the gut here Wednesday and was immediately rushed to the Center 4 Disease where he was placed under the squinty eyes of Dr. Olivia Winters.

Meant for Victoria Newman, the bullets entered McNeil's chest as he jumped in front of crazy woman Tricia Dennison whose aim was to kill the woman she blames for stealing her former husband.

"He saved our daughter’s life," a proud Victor Newman squawked as McNeil was wheeled into surgery and only moments later was being wheeled to the recovery room in "guarded condition."

The wedding day events were highlighted by the presence of Newman slave Miguel Rodriguez who had the forethought to fetch a change of clothing for Ms. Newman. Rodriguez felt it was important for Newman to look her very best while bawling, sniveling and blaming herself for the shooting while hanging out at the hospital.

Other wedding participants were hustled from the church to the police station where they gave varying versions of what happened including Newman brown-noser, Neil Winters who was allowed to confront the shooting suspect.

"Don’t you remember what you did?" Winters squealed at Ms. Dennison before issuing a remark that the shooter better not get off on some plea. Winters apparently hasn't taken a hard look at this country's so-called justice system lately. Even with its new tribunals, killers are often set free while those wrongly convicted remain behind bars for years.

In a related development, the district attorney made it perfectly clear that rape charges against Victor Newman will go forward unless the evidence shows he didn't rape Dennison.

Meantime in the darkened cell block, a woman's voice could be heard singing, "Here Comes the Bride."

Funeral for a friend
In what may be a first for the Newman family, funeral arrangements for the dearly departed Ryan McNeil will be handled by the grieving, almost widow, Victoria Newman.

Unlike her mother Nikki Newman, who ordered Katherine Sterling to handle the death of Dr. Josh Landers and didn't even attend the funeral, Ms. Newman plans to attend McNeil's funeral and has assigned the task of writing the obituary to Nick and Sharon Newman. In turn, the two Newmans are expected to sub such a daunting chore out to their daughter, Cassie.

Thought to be McNeil's one and only male friend, Neil Winters will pen the eulogy but at last report had his head stuck in a whisky bottle. McNeil's former wife, Nina Webster, and the boy McNeil thought was his son, Phillip Chancellor, will not attend due to a severe case of mononucleosis Chancellor has had for a number of weeks. As a token of her support for Ms. Newman, former crusader Christine 'Bug" Williams is expected to arrive in time for the event as well.

 

 
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