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Archives - Phyllis Summers - 2000-2001

See also: Michael Baldwin

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July 2000

PHYLLIS SUMMERS - STUCK IN A RUT?
by Brent Kellogg
(Jabot Cosmetics) -- Phyllis Summers' arrival in Genoa City is perhaps one of the most exciting things to happen in this city recently and it was hoped Ms. Summers would jump right into the thick of things by kicking some butt.

However, from the outset Summers appeared to be stuck in a stupid rut when she asked Jack Abbott, "Do you remember me?"

Does Abbott remember? How could he ever forget? Summers gave him some of the best sex he's ever had. But, the first thing Abbott said to Summers was how the name Summers caught him off guard and wondered, "Are you here to screw me over again for my arch enemy?"

Summers replied, "Come on Jack, you know I was spying for Victor for the money. I was divorced from Danny and just lost my son. I admit it was a dumb move."

Summers added she's now "a web expert" and plans to make up for her past indiscretions if only Abbott will give her a chance.

Eager to get the Jabot website away from inexperienced teenagers, Abbott immediately put the current website plans on hold.

'SMALL TOWN WITH SMALL MINDED PEOPLE'!
(RoadKill Cafe) -- "What the hell are you doing in Genoa City," RoadKill Cafe owner Gina Roma asked customer and so-called Internet/computer expert Phyllis Summers here Thursday as Summers sat down for a drink. Unlike Jack Abbott who at first didn't recognize Genoa City's newest arrival, Roma knew right away who Summers is.

After listening to the customer explain she was hoping to get a job, Roma spewed how she was thinking the former Mrs. Romalotti must have come looking for Danny Romalotti, her brother. "He must still be in Europe," Summers replied and then asked for her former husband's address. "Do I look like a lawyer?" Roma snarled before saying her brother and his son are doing fine and not to meddle.

Before Summers could give Roma a good smack across the face for being a rude bitch, Jack Abbott walked in to tell Summers he's been having second thoughts about hiring her to run the Jabot Glow website. "Genoa City is a small town with small minded people" Summers spewed and then told Abbott to take his job and shove it.

BUG ORDERS NEMESIS OUT OF TOWN!
(RoadKill Cafe) -- Good roadkill is hard to find in Genoa City which may have explained why Phyllis Summers stopped by the RoadKill Cafe here Friday on her way to Genoa City's International Airport.

Looking around for a table with a view, Summers spotted cafe owner Gina Roma. "You're sort of like family. I thought I'd say good bye." Summers sniped.

More than pleased to hear the good news Roma showed Summers to a table just as the crusader Bug slithered in. Roma made a point of telling the Bug that Summers was in the house. "Don't worry. Her broomstick is all gassed up. She's ready to leave town" Roma said and quickly changed the subject to why the Bug had chosen her establishment for its early morning meal.

Although Roma had promised to distract Summers, so that the Bug could eat in peace, it wasn't long before Summers spotted the creature, walked over and said hello. The hatred began flowing immediately. As the war of words got underway Summers made a snide remark about a baby Bug. "You don't have any friends in Genoa City. Just get out of town. I'm busy. It's been a pleasure talking to you," the Bug seethed.

Fearing she might rip the Bug's antenna off, Summers moved away, thought about returning to her table for a moment but turned and rushed out the door.

Moments later Summers was in the office of Jabot Cosmetics executive, Jack Abbott where she told Abbott if the job of web site creator is still open she's ready for the task.

September 2000

Money Is Tight!
Anxious to keep the dollar bills rolling into her bank account, Webmaster Phyllis Summers hinted Tuesday she'd like to continue working for Jabot Cosmetics.

"My agent already has other jobs lined up for me but I'm going to wait a bit before looking at them," Summers said.

"Money is tight," Jabot executive Jack Abbott told Summers but acknowledged the work Summers did this summer on the Glow by Jabot website helped sales skyrocket. Accordingly, Abbott indicated he would bring the matter of Summers' continued employment before the board of directors.

Perfect Strangers?
Claiming she doesn't usually have breakfast with "total strangers", Webmaster Phyllis Summers made an exception Thursday when she sat down to breakfast at the RoadKill Cafe with Rash & Sassy Cosmetics honcho, Victoria Newman.

Newman praised Summers for her work on the Glow by Jabot website but when she began asking technical questions Summers became suspicious.

"Who are you? What are you up to Victoria? If that's really your name."

"I'm one of the Newmans. I run Rash & Sassy," Newman assured Summers.

"Trying a little industrial espionage are we? You're not very good at it," Summers snapped.

Newman pressed on with questions about Summers contractual agreement with Jabot Cosmetics and hinted if none exists she might be willing to offer Summers a job with a big company and a big budget.

Summers did not immediately respond but is expected to make a deal with Newman soon.

Memory Problems?
Webmaster Phyllis Summers pestered local attorney Michael Baldwin again this week about representing her in possible contract negotiations with Newman Enterprises subsidiary, Rash & Sassy.

In the past, Baldwin has made it clear his representation would be seen as a conflict of interest, but Summers apparently didn't get it or she's suffering from memory loss. Baldwin did however, agree to assist Summers off the record.

Talks Break Down
Rash & Sassy Cosmetics executive, Victoria Newman, apparently ready last week to do whatever it takes to employ webmaster Phyllis Summers, appears to have changed her mind.

Summers outlined her position in a memo she presented during a meeting Tuesday with Newman at R&S.

Written with the help of attorney Michael Baldwin, the memo listed conditions under which Summers would work for the Newman Enterprises subsidiary.

"I need a contract. It's pay and play. I won't be shuttled off to Siberia. Graveyards are filled with people who didn't protect themselves against Victor Newman," Summers said.

"I offered Ms. Summers a sweet deal. She's burned bridges at Jabot so my offer stands," Newman huffed turning her nose up at Summers demands.

"I've had five other offers. She [Newman] obviously don't realize how easy it will be for me to get my job back at Jabot. It's her call," Summers grumbled as she balked out of the meeting abruptly.

Summers Scores!
Rash & Sassy Cosmetics has inked a deal with webmaster Phyllis Summers which will generate what Summers termed, "Big bucks".

Specific details of the contract signed Thursday were not made public.

"I call it ingratitude! She stabbed us in the back," angry Jabot Cosmetics competitor Jack Abbott said upon learning of the agreement but concluded the loss of Summers may be a blessing in disguise.

Summers celebrated her new employment with a bottle of champagne and some heavy petting with attorney Michael Baldwin at the offices of Williams & Baldwin.

More Office Sex!
Webmaster Phyllis Summers and attorney Michael Baldwin apparently engaged in a sexual act here Friday inside the law firm of Williams & Baldwin.

"It was disgusting," said Xerox service technician Laura Daniels who was repairing a FAX machine in the copy room next door. "Look, I don't mind a good roll in the hay now and then but I do it in the privacy of my own bedroom - not at the office. Those two were humping away like dogs in heat."

A W&B secretary, Chantal, was asked if either Summers or Baldwin washed up after the apparent sex act. "Oh, I didn't see anything. I heard some noise in there but compared to where I used to work it weren't nothing. Do you know my old boss boinks his girlfriends right on his desk? That old fart doesn't clean up afterwards either so I didn't pay any attention to what was going on in Mr. Baldwin's office until I saw Ms. Williams go in. Ms. Summers rushed out but she didn't stop to use the restroom."

October 2000

Walking On Thin Ice?
Walnut Grove Academy student Brittany Hodges has threatened Rash & Sassy Cosmetics webmaster Phyllis Summers which could spell doom for the devious teenager.

Upset that Billy Abbott, a classmate she's led to believe had sex with her, Hodges demanded Friday that Summers not reveal the truth should Abbott ask.

Unwilling to get on the Abbott's bad side, Summers refused which brought an immediate tongue lashing from Hodges.

"I can tell everyone what you did in a hot minute," Hodges spewed only to have it thrown back into her face.

"People will see you as a deceitful, pitiful, jealous, rejected girlfriend and they won't believe anything you say," Summers snarled adding it's not smart to threaten Phyllis Summers.

February 2001

Tuesday 02.13.01
Big, Fat and Ugly!
Living the good life at one of Genoa City's most expensive hotels on the meager income of a part-time Webmaster, Newman Enterprises employee Phyllis Summers has announced her intention to crash the upcoming christening of Brad and Ashley Carlton's baby.

Upset the man she hopes to snare as a full-time lover is being setup to attend the christening with another woman, Summers spewed what some have interpreted as discrimination toward full-sized women.

"I'm just going to see for myself what this date looks like. I hope she is big, fat and ugly", Summers said without further comment.

March 2001

Newmans Seek Company Secrets
During an emergency meeting inside the dark and dreary office of the most powerful man in Genoa City here Tuesday, the great Victor Newman described how he intends to tolerate the employment of Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers while the insolent woman obtains 'secret' information needed to bring competitor Jabot Cosmetics to its knees.

Newman's daughter, Victoria, desperate for money to run a summer ad campaign for subsidiary Rash & Sassy cosmetics, again pledged she will, "take down" Jabot CEO, Jack Abbott.

Mr. Newman, uncertain of Summers loyalty, expressed concern that Summers' bad attitude would normally be cause for dismissal but will make an exception so long as she provides exceptionally highly classified Jabot documents or other information.

While the cloak and dagger facade might be drama-driven under normal circumstances, a full assessment of what damage Summers might bring to bear on Jabot will take more time. Considering Jack Abbott is aware Summers may be a counter-spy it would seem this spy-vs-spy game will certainly rank as one of the bigger intelligence failures ever to take place in Genoa City.

Football Star Tours City!
Baltimore Ravens Super bowl star Robert Bailey was propositioned by Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers here Monday when the football player stopped by the RoadKill Cafe for a bite of restaurateur Gina Roma's calorie laden cuisine.

"I saw the game! You guys were wonderful. What are you doing in Genoa City?" Summers peppered Bailey until the cornerback explained he's in Genoa City on vacation doing a little sight-seeing.

Never too busy to make a fool of herself, Summers quipped, "If you need a guide I'd be happy to show you around."

"My girlfriend knows the area quite well. We'll be fine," Bailey replied politely shaking Summer's hand and looking anxious to rid himself of a major menace.

The Fools On The Hill
Jabot Cosmetics co-owner Jill Abbott broke the news to Rash & Sassy webmaster Phyllis Summers here Monday that Jabot executive and current bed partner Jack Abbott is playing her for a fool. Mrs. Abbott spilled the beans as she sputtered how the Glow by Jabot Spring break website plans changed when Mr. Abbott delivered "top secret information" found in Summer's hotel room about a list of events planned by competitor Rash & Sassy including bands, concerts and contests.

But the real fools here are everyone involved in these silly websites. Without dissecting the individual items, suffice it is to say that the entire concept is a joke. Primarily because Spring break is already underway and these morons are still planning? There is hope for Summer website events but not much. New webmaster Sean Bridges is on the scene for Jabot but has already blundered by asking for the help of a teenaged girl to help him review web cast tapes from last year.

On the other side of the fence, Rash & Sassy's one and only coordinator, Victoria Newman, isn't even in town! So why is Jabot so worried about the competition? Phyllis Summers was banned from accessing R&S computers so how did she manage to obtain high level information and take that information to her hotel room?

If the imbeciles at Jabot and Rash & Sassy bumbling around in the dark pretending to be corporate spies are representative of America's spy network the Russian's have nothing to worry about.

May 2001

Baby Makes Three?
During preparations Tuesday for the great Fourth of July party at her new home, Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers hinted she may be prepared to deliver a baby if that is what it will take to make her latest male companion happy.

The subject of childbirth surfaced after Jack Abbott mewled how lucky his sister, Ashley Abbott Carlton, is to have a child in her life. Abbott conveniently forgot his does have a child named Keemo Violein who at last report was living in Vietnam.

June 2001

Unfit For Motherhood?
Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers expressed concern here Monday that she may be unfit to produce and raise children.

"The judge said I was an unfit mom when he gave custody to Danny. I don't want to fail with another child," Summers moaned when asked if she intends to have children should she and Jack Abbott take their relationship to the marriage level. "I'll just have to keep Jack dazzled so he'll forget about a child for now," Summers added.

It was 1994 when Summers first blew into Genoa and immediately blamed Christine 'Bug' Blair, the former wife of rock star Danny Romalotti, of breaking up her family. Summers thought her life was going to be perfect after she seduced Romalotti in 1993 and convinced him the child she was going to have was his. The couple were married, divorced and by 1997 had married again. But when Sasha Green appeared with a manuscript detailing how Summers had doctored a paternity test, things began going haywire. Summers didn't like being blackmailed and Green wound up dead.

Another paternity test revealed Romalotti was not the father of Danny JR. Romalotti filed for divorce and a custody battle ensued. In 1988 Romalotti won custody. Summers was granted visitation rights but after one or two visits Romalotti fled with her child to Europe. Summers never sought a legal remedy and to this day has made only one inquiry as to her son's whereabouts.

Privacy Lacking In Wireless World
Faster than a speeding bullet, Newman Enterprises Webmaster Phyllis Summers pulled off an incredible feat here Monday when, during a conversation with local photographer Malcolm Winters, she managed to simply pick up the telephone and discover whether or not attorney Alex Perez wore a dress to her prom and even if she attended the prom years ago!

Winters suspects Perez didn't go to her prom because she couldn't afford a dress. Why it matters at all is only something the bizarre people involved would know. By simply placing a call to the Human Resources department at Newman Enterprises and then a call to the librarian (see photo) at the high school Perez attended, Summers was able to ascertain that in fact, Perez did not attend the prom.

While detective Paul 'Clueless' Williams could undoubtedly take a lesson from Summers in how to find information fast without having to employee an outside operative, how Summers knew what school Perez attended remains questionable. Surely Perez did not list high school references on her resume and as far as anyone can tell, Victor Newman hired Perez as an independent consultant. Such a position would not normally call for the submission of a resume.

Moreover, if Perez did list her high school, has anyone ever called anywhere seeking information and had it delivered in an instant? Press or say 1, press or say 2, etc. Even more remarkable, since when do human resource departments at major companies like NE pass out information to just anyone who happens to call? Obviously, some pin-head is giving out information about employees. Confidentiality? No such thing at Newman Enterprises.

Webmaster Has Mini-Breakdown
The mere thought of Traci Connelly's so-called marital problems threw Newman Enterprises Webmaster Phyllis Summers into a tearful rage again Wednesday when she compared Connelly's grief with the loss of her former husband and son.

Ready to hurl herself into the pits of eternal hellfire, Summers gave into a ferocious, unquenchable desire to understand how it is she always seems to mess up relationships. Rambling on and on, Summers whined how a judge took away her son because she was deemed a bad mother. "What kind of mother would let that happen. What kind of woman am I?" Summers sobbed.

Obviously bitter and broken-hearted, Summers has no one to blame but herself. The court granted visitation rights to her. She saw her son maybe twice before rock star Danny Romalotti bailed for Europe taking the kid with him.

To this day Summers has not once made an effort to seek a legal remedy. On one occasion she did ask Romalotti's sister, Gina Roma, the whereabouts of Romalotti and her son and was told somewhere in Europe. Summers asked Roma to forward a written document to the couple but Roma was less than cordial. Summers never pressed the issue, never checked to see if Roma sent the message, never lifted a finger to, at the very least, find out exactly where her son is.

The day will come when Danny JR. will start asking who and where his mother is. If she has an ounce of dignity, Summers will get off her ass and make contact with him before it's too late. In missing children cases, there are parents willing to go to the ends of the earth in search of their kids. They don't sit around feeling sorry for themselves and they don't let others tell them to put the past behind them and move on.

July 2001

Hotel, Didn't Do Anything Wrong
California - Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers was in a state of shock here Thursday after finding a man in her room!

In the golden state to attend a computer conference, Summers left Genoa City aboard We Fly You Anywhere Air, checked herself into a hotel and after a shower to rinse way the travel grime was outraged to find the hotel bellhop had allowed Jack Abbott into her room!

How the Jabot Cosmetics CEO determined Summer's whereabouts and why the hotel would allow anyone into her room has raised serious questions about security. Police and hotel officials had no immediate plans to conduct an investigation.

Summers pleaded with the bellhop to call security but the little slug didn't make a move to offer any help. As Abbott pleaded with Summers to reconsider, she looked at the bellhop and spat, "What are you still doing here? Get lost!"

Confused, the bellhop departed not knowing what to do and subsequently did nothing.

Summers and Abbott renewed their battle over Abbott's demand she marry him even though Summers continues to say she needs time to think about how she can get beyond the past.

Beyond Past, Woman Says I Do!
Distraught over her failed marriage to rock star Danny Romalotti, Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers has wrestled for the longest time with a marriage proposal from her employer's competitor and Jabot Cosmetics CEO, Jack Abbott.

Under the Abbott family shotgun, Summers got a lucky break this week when she snatched up the opportunity to attend a computer conference in California. Thinking the time alone would give her time to sort things out, Summers was surprised Thursday when Jack Abbott showed up at her hotel room.

Summers again reminded Abbott of her fear. The marriage to Romalotti was such a disaster and since residents of Genoa City do not learn from the past, they are destined to repeat it.

"I just want to grow old with you," Abbott pleaded.

After receiving assurances that Abbott's family will learn to accept her, Summers gave in. She accepted the proposal even though Abbott did not present her with an engagement ring.

Like most men in this city who have been granted their wish, Abbott said, "You've made me the happiest man in the world."

Las Vegas odd makers give the marriage a slim to none chance of lasting more than a year. No wedding date was immediately disclosed.

August 2001

She's pregnant!
Just back from California and anxious to tell the world of her impending marriage to Jabot CEO, Jack Abbott, Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers experienced sharp stomach pain on Monday.

Summers had just come from a distasteful meeting with Newman Enterprises giant Victor Newman during which the great man demanded to know why she hadn't told him that she is living with Abbott.

Apparently thinking the stomach pain was a normal reaction to having encountered Newman, Summers didn't give it a second thought. However, pain of this nature is almost always indicative of pregnancy.

Sales? What sales?
Rash & Sassy webmaster Phyllis Summers has announced the company's obscure website has had "double the hits" and is the number one destination for their targeted demographic age group.

Like the ignorant morons in charge of the Glow by Jabot site, Summers seems to think the amount of hits a site receives means something. In addition, it is impossible to determine the age group of web surfers clicking into any given site unless a survey form is in place to record such information.

For the savvy business people they claim to be, both R&S and Glow officials have yet to figure out that the purpose of their sites is to generate sales. Since their inception, not a single Newman Enterprises or Jabot executive has asked, "So how are web sales?"

Webmaster rushed to doctor!
Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers literally blew a gasket here Wednesday upon learning RoadKill Cafe owner, Gina Roma, will be catering the first ever Abbott/Summers engagement announcement extravaganza.

The party, to be held soon at the Abbott residence pool/Jabot Cosmetics Glow Worm headquarters, had all the appearances of being a magnificent event until Jabot CEO Jack Abbott made the mistake of hiring Roma.

"We'll have to have tasters to make sure people don't get sick," Summers growled angrily as thoughts of Roma's questionable food handling techniques quickly transmitted through her red head. The two women have a history and Roma has never had anything except contempt for Summers since she tricked Roma's brother, Danny Romalotti, into thinking he was the father of her baby. The so-called master chef once promised to forward a greeting card to Summer's son living in Europe with Romalotti but never did.

Roma frequently places customers babies on the countertop at her establishment complete with dirty diaper bottoms and allows other children to run loose throughout the kitchen where Roma commonly feeds sugar-laced treats to them.

The thought of having to deal with Roma at one of the most important times in her life made Summers stomach churn. And as fiancée Abbott went on to say there is a good chance his father and Roma will sing together at the gala didn't help. By the time Summers had realized there could come a time when Roma would become her mother-in-law she was literally in such pain she had to be rushed to a doctor.

Worst care anywhere!
Genoa City's infamous hospital, the Center 4 Disease, snagged another victim Thursday when Dr. Reese Walker ordered his newest patient, Phyllis Summers, admitted to the C4D to undergo what the C4D claims are required tests.

Ms. Summers was rushed to the C4D after developing what was termed a painful 'twinge' in her abdomen and after waiting to see the doctor for what seemed like an eternity, Dr. Walker sauntered by for a gaze at his patient. "You say you feel a twinge. Is there any pain?" Walker asked.

Some patients, after being made to wait so long, might have blasted back, "No you dummy! I rushed here because this twinge makes me giggle. Can you help me stopping giggling doctor?"

At a loss, Dr. Walker ordered Summers to undergo some tests and after more waiting told his patient that the tests were inconclusive. Further diagnosis would require Summers be admitted to the hospital for more tests.

Admittedly, Summers hates doctors and hospitals but agreed to stay without questioning Dr. Walker about the need for so many tests. Had she inquired, Summers would have learned the Center 4 Disease has a history of running excessive tests. And it's not just an occasional occurrence. Regardless of the circumstance, each and every patient that walks through the door is subjected to seemingly endless testing.

Why do they do it? For the money! The more tests a doctor orders, the more money for the doctor, the testing agency and the hospital. In many cases, patient medical coverage will not cover some of the tests leaving the patient with an enormous medical bill. For example, patients going to doctors to find out why boils are popping out on their skin are routinely made to have a blood test. The doctors are supposed to code the paperwork that goes to the lab to show the procedure is part of diagnostic testing. In turn, the lab bills the insurance company but more often than not changes the code to show that the test was exclusionary. Insurance companies will not, in many cases, pay for exclusionary blood testing and the patient ends up having to eat the entire charge.

The entire scenario is just a small part of the health care problem in this country and not one that will go away anytime soon.

Woman rushed to surgery!
As she waited Friday for admittance to Genoa City's Center 4 Disease for further testing to determine what might be causing a painful 'twinge' in her belly, socialite Phyllis Summers chatted with her fiancée about their 'tell the world' party plans.

One moment Summers was fine and the next she was doubled over in pain. Summers' doctor, Reese Walker, already aware that the twinges come and go, had planned additionally to run a sonogram on his patient but when he walked into the waiting room and saw Summers in pain, immediately ordered her to emergency surgery.

The rash move was bizarre even by C4D standards. What would the surgeon look for once Summers was sliced open? Why didn't Walker order an MRI first? What if the patient only had a stomach virus or a simple case of indigestion? What made Walker think his patient was in a life threatening situation?

Could it have been money? As previously reported, the Center 4 Disease is a dangerous place. With one of the highest death rates in the nation, the C4D has a long history of malpractice ranging from unskilled doctors to pharmacists who dilute patients medication in order to increase their profits.

Hospital patient escapes death!
Rushed into surgery Friday after developing a 'twinge' in her belly, Newman Enterprises employee Phyllis Summers made a remarkable recovery Monday and was fairly oblivious as to what had happened.

"This was actually a medical emergency," Dr. Reese Walker said as he informed Summers it was a good thing she came to the hospital when she did. Otherwise, who knows what may have happened?

But the news was not all good. Walker explained how he suspected Summers might have been pregnant and a test prior to the surgery confirmed his suspicion. Unfortunately, the pain Summers experienced meant the baby wasn't in the uterus where it should have been but was in a fallopian tube which had ruptured.

Although it was only a guess at the time, Walker rushed Summers to surgery where it was determined there was no viable baby. In addition, the left fallopian tube is "gone" and the right is severely damaged. Regrettably, Summers will be unable to have children.

Down the tubes!
His bride to be just out of surgery and Jack Abbott was off crying in his beer. The woman he wants to have children with has an internal plumbing problem and won't be able to provide the missing part of his life.

Claiming to know how important family is, Abbott sniveled how Phyllis Summers saw right through him. "The woman I love knows how I feel about having a child" he gurgled playing the victim to a tee.

In Genoa City, it's all about me. A woman undergoes emergency surgery which may have saved her life and all the man in her life can do is whine about how it affects him. "How can I console her when I feel like this? What's wrong with me?" Abbott asked.

What's wrong with Abbott is spelled s-e-l-f-i-s-h. If, as Abbott says, he needs a child to fill a void in his life, a good place to start would be to track down the son he already has. Even if takes long distance calls to Vietnam, give Keemo Violein a call. Get to know him. If that's not good enough, check out adoption.

But the elite residents of this city are fearful of adoption. Some agonize over being unable to be with their biological children while others fight tooth and nail to get visitation rights to children they have no blood connection. Mention the word adoption and their eyes get glassy as if adopting were equal to the black plague.

Scrambled eggs?
Confronted with the inability to have children and fearing the man of her dreams may leave her because of it, Genoa City socialite Phyllis Summers may consider a new, more complex assisted reproductive technology known as in vitro fertilization.

IVF makes it possible to combine sperm and eggs in a laboratory for a baby that is genetically related to one or both partners and is often used when a woman's fallopian tubes, likes Summers', are blocked. The ovaries are stimulated to produce multiple eggs and once mature, the eggs are suctioned from the ovaries and placed in a lab culture dish with the man's sperm for fertilization. The dish is placed in an incubator and about two days later (one hour Genoa City time), three to five embryos would be transferred to Summer's uterus. If she doesn't become pregnant, she can try again in the next cycle.

It sounds simple enough but as most Genoa City News readers know, nothing in Genoa City, Nick and Sharon Newman not withstanding, is simple.

There's a little problem known as Diane Jenkins. Kicked out of Genoa City by Victor Newman when she tried to convince Newman that her baby is his, the parenthood of Jenkins' baby is believed to be Jack Abbott. Jenkins was close in her assumption but didn't know that Ashley Carlton got her hands on Newman's sperm before Jenkins could use it and unknowingly left her brother's sperm for Jenkins to use.

Jenkins vowed to prove Newman is the father of her baby even though a DNA test showed it can't be. While it's unknown exactly how the events will come together, the time is coming when somebody will go in search of the truth. He won't like it at first but Jack Abbott is so desperate for a child at this point in his life it probably won't matter when he discovers that one of his former lovers gave birth to his child.

Once all the secrets are out it could be a win-win situation for everyone except Phyllis Summers.

Address unknown?
Many strange things happen in Genoa City but RoadKill Cafe owner Gina Roma's request Monday for Christine 'Bug' Williams mailing address takes the cake. Roma told detective Paul 'Clueless' Williams her brother needs the address in order to mail photographs of Danny Romalotti junior to the Bug.

Besides the obvious, nothing about Roma's request made any sense. Roma knows Williams can't stand her brother. To tell the PI that Romalotti wants the address was a slap in Williams' face. Williams and Romalotti fought over the Bug for years. Rock star Romalotti was once married to the Legal Aid crusader turned passive aggressive lawyer but lost the girl of his dreams to Williams.

Romalotti later settled for Phyllis Summers after she tricked him into thinking the child she had given birth to was his. The Bug and Williams became the child's godparents and eventually, Romalotti learned the truth about Summers. After a custody battle, Romalotti took Danny JR., and fled to Europe even though the court had given Summers visitation rights.

Summers recently requested Roma give up Romalotti's address but she refused. Now, Romalotti wants the Bug's address? What on earth would make him think the Bug cares what Danny JR., looks like and why wouldn't he have the decency to send Summers a photo? Plus, if Roma had a brain, she would have told Romalotti to send the photos to Baldwin & Williams or to her and she would give them to Clueless.

The Romalotti-Summers loose ends are frazzled. Why hasn't Summers made an effort to find out where her son is and seek legal action to force Romalotti to return to the United States? With attorney Michael Baldwin as a pal, Summers could get Baldwin to take the case thereby escalating Baldwin out of his lowly role as a domestic disputes lawyer.

Just the mention of Romalotti made Clueless' skin crawl. He didn't give Roma the Bug's address but did leave her holding the bag and the unanswered questions; what was the point of her brother's request and how might it play into current events?

Hot babe Summers back on the market?
Eligible Genoa City men and even those not eligible may want to dust off their black ties and break out the credit cards now that Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers has called off her engagement to Jabot Cosmetics CEO, Jack Abbott, and apparently become available for dating again.

Always the dumper - never the dumpee in pre-marital cases, Summers threw the engagement ring Abbott found in a crackerjack box back in his face this week when Abbott couldn't decide whether he would consider adopting a child. Summers recently discovered she is unable to spawn children. Accordingly, a huge engagement party scheduled at the home of Jabot founder John Abbott will not be held as planned.

Avoiding the question of whether or not Summers' inability to have children would affect their relationship, Abbott danced around the question of adoption.

"Jack's desire for his own children is too big an obstacle," Summers said during a heated argument with Abbott inside the hospital room where she continues recovering from surgery.

When asked why Summers is still a patient, a Center 4 Disease spokesperson confirmed most patients are held beyond a reasonable two day stay in order to milk insurance companies.

The engagement off, Summers is expected to suffer a brief spell of loneliness the likes of which she's never experienced before. With some luck however, Summers should be able to move on with her life without Abbott.

In a related development, eligible bachelor and attorney Michael Baldwin has sought the assistance of local shutterbug Malcolm Winters to assure Summers' breakup with Abbott stays permanent. Winters had no apparent eagerness to become involved other than to say he thinks Abbott will find a way to patch things up.

September 2001

In Vitro is out, would be too stressful?
Claiming he's done the research and the stress would be too much, Jabot Cosmetics CEO Jack Abbott on Tuesday ruled out In Vitro fertilization as a means for the woman he loves to bare his children.

The real reason Abbott doesn't want Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers to go through the process undoubtedly has more to do with the discovery of Abbott's paternal relationship to ousted Genoa City resident Diane Jenkins' baby than anything else.

The process of In Vitro fertilization is relatively stress free. More than 20,000 babies have been born worldwide using the procedure. Due to improvements in ultrasound imaging, surgery is no longer necessary for most In Vitro Fertilization patients. A technique for recovery of eggs from the ovary uses a sonographically-guided needle to replace the surgical procedure which previously was used to recover oocytes (eggs). This procedure requires neither hospitalization nor general anesthesia.

Newly released C4D patient attends gala!
After what may be the longest wait on record to obtain release papers, Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers was set free Wednesday from Genoa City's Center 4 Disease.

Summers entered the hospital on August 15 after experiencing stomach 'twinges', underwent surgery on August 20 and was subsequently told she would be unable to have children. While most operations of this nature are considered routine and Summers should have been released within two or three days, C4D policy retains patients for the longest amount of time possible in an effort to milk insurance companies for all they are worth.

Within hours of her release, Summers attended an engagement party at the home of Jabot Cosmetics founder, John Abbott. Abbott's son, Jack, had planned to have Summer's in attendance as his bride to be but the situation changed dramatically when Summers called the engagement off.

Summers was properly attired for the event thanks to the foresight of local attorney Michael Baldwin. Baldwin showed up at the C4D just in the nick of time carrying a dress for Summers in a bag. Summers had been waiting most of the day for a nurse to return to her hospital room with release papers. When the nurse left to fetch the papers it was morning but by the time Baldwin arrived it was dark outside. Apparently convinced Baldwin had managed to locate a dress that would fit, Summers agreed to attend the Abbott party.

Jack Abbott, at one time swearing up and down that Summers is the love of his life, didn't have the common decency to ask Summers how she's feeling after having an operation which drastically changed her life or even bothered to offer her a ride home from the hospital. Said to be distraught because Summers is unable to spawn the child he's always wanted, Abbott went ahead with the engagement party because it was too late to call off the Mantovani band and catering service.

Everyone who is anyone attended the gala including such socialites as Chancellor Estate owners Katherine Sterling and Jill Abbott. Invited by proxy, Fenmore department store owner Lauren Fenmore arrived in style and was immediately attracted to Jabot webmaster Sean Bridges. Labeled a 'stud muffin' by Mrs. Sterling, Bridges tore up the dance floor with belated invitee and former Glow Worm, Brittany Hodges. Other early guests gracing the Abbott home with their presence were Newman Enterprises employees Ryan McNeil, Alex Perez and Neil Winters. Mackenzie Browning, Billy Abbott, Mamie Johnson and Ashley Carlton soon followed.

Noticeably absent were local slaves, Ether Valentine, Miguel Rodriguez and Lynne 'Yes-Boss' Bassett.

Jack Abbott pops the question!
After the way she's been treated, socialite Phyllis Summers should tell Jabot Cosmetics CEO Jack Abbott to take his marriage proposal and shove it where the sun don't shine. Abbott broke down at the end of his sorry engagement party Thursday and asked Summers to become his wife. The trampled woman had no immediate response.

I, ah, I, er, YES!
It took a lot of convincing but Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers has accepted Jabot Cosmetics CEO Jack Abbott's marriage proposal. The reluctant event culminated a massive gala at the Abbott residence where strange events, including Jabot founder Yawn Abbott nearly tossing attorney Michael Baldwin out on his ear although the elder Abbott had no reason for such behavior, took place. No date has been set for the Abbott wedding and if it ever happens, may be the shortest marriage on record in Genoa City.

November 2001

And baby makes three!
Claiming her pregnancy will be confirmed by Christmas, Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers must be hoping for a Genoa City miracle baby if she thinks the process of in vitro fertilization actually moves that fast.

While a patient at the Center 4 Disease recently, Summers was told one of her fallopian tubes was blocked and another had been rendered defective. Subsequently, Summers was told that getting pregnant the old fashioned way would be out of the question and she hasn't worked a day since.

With so much time on her hands, Summers searched the Internet for information about in vitro fertilization and made the decision to go ahead with the procedure.

The possibility of a pregnancy being achieved for any one patient cannot be predicted, as it depends on many variables - such as age and the reproductive health of both the female and the male. Although the chance of success varies from case to case, a thorough evaluation is required. Summers has yet to begin the process.

Pregnancy can be confirmed using blood tests about 13 days after egg aspiration and pregnancy can be confirmed by ultrasound 30 to 40 days after aspiration. The odds of Summers becoming pregnant are 4 in 6. The odds it will happen before Christmas are 1 in 100.

December 2001

Tuesday, 12.11.01
Take this job and shove it!
Only in Genoa City upper echelon business firms can a relatively new employee, low woman on the totem poll and obsequious webmaster get away with telling an employer to kiss her butt.

Such was the case Tuesday when Phyllis Summers, told by her immediate supervisor to start helping out with boosting low company morale at Rash & Sassy Cosmetics by getting to work on a new holiday campaign in less than 24-hours, balked at being told how to do her job and threatened to quit.

"It would be silly to change in midstream. It would confuse our buying public. It takes time to come up with great ideas and finally it would cost millions," Summers yelped.

Told again to do her job, Summers fired back, "I'm giving 110-percent for this job. I've got plans of my own. I was going to ask for some time off. If you want it done, do it yourself or get a new webmaster!"

Without blinking an eye, Summers' supervisor, Neil Winters, backed down. Heaven forbid he reprimand an indispensable employee. If employee morale was the overriding problem, Winters could resolve that issue himself. Providing employees with eye-catching, brightly colored shirt-hat-and-apron ensembles might work.

Friday, 12.14.01
Don't bet on it!
by Brent Kellogg

It's common knowledge that the privileged few in Genoa City are some of the most bizarre people found anywhere on the globe. Where else can two women have a civil conversation one moment and be stabbing each other in the back the next?

All smiles and even pouring coffee she proudly brewed herself, Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers entertained and pumped competitor Nikki Newman for information about Diane Jenkins Friday but came away empty handed when Newman switched the subject to Summers' impending marriage.

Anxious to expound on her wedding, Summers visualized doves flying, saw herself dressed in a pretty Oscar de la Renta gown and fired off an invitation to her soon to be husband's former wife which was joyously accepted.

But Newman wasn't interested in Summers' life. She could care less if Summers relationship with Jack Abbott is meaningful or if there is any real intimacy in it. What she really wanted to know was what Summers plans to do about having children. 

Summers was stunned. Was Newman saying that her marriage is doomed if she doesn't pop out a baby or two? Must every married couple bring children into an already crowded and dangerous world in order to be accepted in the eyes of society? Was Newman already trying to break up her marriage before it had begun? Fed up with Newman's conniving, Summers threw down the gauntlet. "I'll bet our marriage lasts longer than yours did," she hissed as Newman made a fast getaway.

Had there been a substantial amount of money at stake, Newman stood to reap the reward. In Genoa City, long term marriages are rare with most ending in divorce within the first year. With news floating around that Jack Abbott is the father of Diane Jenkins' baby, Summers marriage could go down in the history books as one of the shortest.

Monday, 12.17.01
No new babies!
Ready to rock and roll within days, there is doubt the wedding of Newman Enterprises webmaster Phyllis Summers and Jabot Cosmetics CEO Jack Abbott will ever get off the ground. There are just too many loose ends.

On the small scale there is Summers' matron of dishonor who has yet to throw the bridal shower and not a single person has shown any interest in arranging a bachelor party for Abbott.

On a larger scale is the vague information Abbott's former wife holds alluding to the siring of Diane Jenkins' baby. Depending on when Nikki Newman makes the information public could determine if there will be a wedding. If it is revealed that Abbott made a sperm deposit at the local sperm lab which wiggled its way into Jenkins' womb, Summers will undoubtedly be too repulsed to go through with the marriage.

The elitists in this city operate on a fine line. Illegitimate children roaming the globe are like flies in soup. That woman had your baby? Get away from me you scourge!

Discovering another baby he hasn't bonded with, Abbott is likely to develop a guilt complex comparable to the one that manifested when his son Keemo Violein surfaced. Try as he might, Abbott could never get his son to accept the white man's way.

Jumping at another chance to demonstrate his parental responsibility, Abbott's infatuation could leave Summers alone to ponder her blocked and defective fallopian tubes.

Distraught, Summers might find solace by making lemonade out of the lemons. It would be the perfect opportunity to forget about having new kids and track down the kid she abandoned.

After a custody battle years ago, the court gave Summers visitation rights to her son, Danny JR. Although not the child's biological father, rock star Danny Romalotti was given custody but soon fled to Europe. To this day Summers has made no effort to find her son.

 

 
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