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by Brent Kellogg
Continued from
previous page...
Getting back to the deaf, dumb and blind boy, I
can't hold this back any longer. Devon has a real
sister! You knew that twelve years ago his real
mother got stoned on crack and had sex? Yolanda
Hamilton gave birth and then gave the kid to her
sister Tyra Hamilton. You guessed it. That budding
financial genius/song writer/singer, Ana Hamilton is
Devon's sister! You knew that was coming when Neil
gave Tyra a photo of the "family" taken on the night
of the gala. Ain't that great? Won't it bring Neil
and Tyra closer together? He, Devon's new daddy, and
she, Ana's new mommy. It's a regular match made in
Heaven.
Remember the day when Noah Newman went to Rapid
Aging Summer Camp? Wasn't it June 8? Didn't both
Nick Newman and Sharon Abbott say they'd see Noah at
camp on Parent's Day? Didn't I write back then it
wouldn't happen? I did, and it didn't. Noah will be
back in Genoa City tomorrow. Nick will be totally
surprised. Not that Noah is now a teenager, but that
he made it back home alone. Probably caught a
Greyhound, Noah's parents are much too busy to pick
him up at camp. Imagine too all the baggage Noah had
if he brought with him the stuff in those care
packages the family sent. Since Noah isn't dead, the
stuff wouldn't have been given to charity unless he
realized the clothes he left with no longer fit.
Now, what I want to know, is Noah gay?
How happy must Nikki Chow be that Brad Carlton stuck
another knife in her back? Why is it none of these
people learn what a slime Brad is? He knew about and
condoned David Chow's gambling habit. He held a gun
to David's head and made him gamble. Bastard. It was
thanks to Brad that David was exposed, but Nikki is
pissed. Not that it'll do her any good. She'll
hissed and spat at him today and may antagonize him
to the point where he'll want to get even. Can we
blame him?
Can we blame still going by the name Adam for
ripping into Nikki when she had the nerve to attack
him in his own home? Watch out when Nikki puts her
hands on her hips. She'll want to know why Adam held
that press conference when it's none of her goddamn
business. Adam told her as much when he said, "You
got a lot of nerve, Lady", and reminded her it was
she who brought David Chow into their lives. Add to
that Adam's weepy-eyed story about David chopping
Skye Lockhart into small pieces, and by golly Nikki
and David can "rot in hell."
Now if you'll excuse Adam, he must go have sex with
Heather Stevens which wasn't anywhere near as creepy
as Nick, after saying again that he's going to find
daddy Victor, took time out to have sex with his old
wife "like teenagers" as if to imply that teenagers
should be having lots and lots of sex.
Did you catch that kids? It's part of the summer
vacation school criteria. Screw your brains out.
Have babies out of wedlock. You don't have to be
"conscious" at the time either. Don't believe that
unconscious men can have sex? Ask Lily. She'll tell
you like she told Cane that she knew he wasn't
"conscious" when he screwed Chloe, but it's okay so
long as he marries Chloe for the baby's sake.
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