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Commentary by Brent Kellogg

February 25, 2010

What a bunch of pussies, and not the feline type, all the huffing and puffing Katherine Chancellor did about taking Tucker McCall down and she gets a conscience when she should have been acting like a man. God knows someone in her household has to, there's Mrs. Murphy nowhere be seen in days at a time his partner is watching her empire crumble perhaps because he knew what we knew all along. The Chancellor empire, like the Newman empire, always bounces back. Those who hold the gold bitch and moan about how hard life is when something doesn't go their way and when they have a chance to stick it to those who stuck them they collapse like worn out pussies.

After all the fuss, all the apparent "research", all the hissing at Tucker that she'd sic the Department of Justice on him for something that happened long ago, something Tucker said was acceptable business practice back in the day, Katherine said that if he goes along to get along she'll conspire with him to keep any alleged crime a secret. That's called blackmail, but Katherine sees it as being maternal. She told the great Victor Newman of having Tucker where she wants him, but declined when Victor asked for permission to take Tucker "down", and crying a river added she can't do it because she's Tucker's mommy. For a split second Victor appeared on the verge of calling her a pussy. He would rather she act more like a man not only because she's supposed to be a ruthless power broker, but because he must know that the only way Murphy is gonna get stiff is when he kicks the bucket. Thus Katherine hinted that she could really use a "good stiff"... drink! The pregnant pause leaving no doubt in some minds that old Murphy isn't, or can't, doing his job.

Ryder Callahan is another pussy and Jana Fisher knows it. What hostage taker brings his victim a toothbrush and then asks if the victim is scared? Where was the water supposed to come from? Did he bring toothpaste too? Amazing, isn't it? A week ago Ryder was pawing through dumpsters looking for food and now he's got sundries to give away. When Jana tugged at his heart strings and said she knows how much he loves Kevin, Ryder almost wet his panties.

And as we asked yesterday, why is it that each time something bad happens to Kevin Fisher, or his wife, there must be Ouija boards and Internet sites? Add to that, missing person posters! Where did they have those posters made up on such short notice? Who is out beating the pavement practically forcing shop owners to put said posters in their windows? At least one shop balked at the demand and within minutes Kevin's mommy was running interference.

Never too busy for near constant families crisis, Michael Baldwin announced that Jana's name has been placed in a nationwide databank of missing persons and then, getting a call from Victoria Hellstrom about her more important impending divorce, said he'd be at the Newman Ponderosa in "five minutes". This is now possible thanks to a new freeway put in a few years ago as it used to take at least fifteen and "about an hour" from the airport. And what the hell did Victoria have to yap about? That she doesn't want to live under the same roof with her soon to be ex pussy?

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