All the wild sex he's getting from Sabrina should
mellow him out, but no. He pissed Victoria off to
the point that she quit, then he tried to fire J.T.!
I know all this because I spend my evenings with the
Hellstrom family, at the outhouse. It beats the hell
out of watching Victor and the ironing board bitch
suck face. And when they start simpering to each
other in French, I swear, I go out and kill
chipmunks. It's enough to make me chase parked cars.
I hate these asswipes. I do.
And, don't get me started on Victor and his "art".
Did you see that blue piece of crap he deemed was
art? Who is kidding who? What is wrong with the
classic art, you know, the Elvis on black velvet, or
the dogs playing poker? 'Cause you know, the Pitbull
is totally cheating.
And, Victor is totally making Miguel cook treats for
Sabrina. That bitch eats like a trucker, is all I'm
saying.
I told Victoria, she's better off, but hey, they
don't listen to me. they don't speak dog, but that's
okay.
I heard Adam has moved onto the ranch. Can't say
that I've seen him. The new housekeeper won't let me
in! Don't she know I'm her master's dog? Bitch. I'll
just have to piss on the door a few times and maybe
she'll get the message. I hope Adam brought his own
bowl. Bastard is crazy if he thinks I will share. I
was worried this would never happen, but now it did,
screw him. I only hope he knows what he's in for. If
he thinks he's going to sleep in my favorite bed, he
can think again.
