Dear readers, when did it become optional to cover
your nethers when dressing for work? I'm just
wondering if I missed the memo, not that I have any
particular interest in flaunting my babymaker
publicly. Lord knows, thanks to the interwebs, I've
seen enough of Miss Britney Spears' sorry plucked
chicken to last me a lifetime and then some. When
will I learn not to click links?! I'm scarred for
life!
Well, Amber "Do I really have to answer these phone
calls?" Moore appears to be taking her cues from
BritBrit lately, sashaying shamelessly into the
warehouse (whenever she feels like it) wearing any
number of crotch-grazing dresses that are grossly
inappropriate for the workplace - unless your place
of business is located Down On The Corner.
I could practically see her tampon string dangling
earlier this week when she had on a leopard-print
sleeveless number with a choker-style halter top and
about six inches less of a skirt than was called
for. I mean, honestly, if she needed to bend over to
retrieve a dropped pencil, that thing would have
been riding so far up her back that I wouldn't be
surprised if it popped up over her platinum-blonde
head.
And then she did it again on Thursday! At first I
thought her black and white checked dress with black
piping around the neckline and armholes was cute,
and she had her black "just-for-fun" glasses on and
her hair up in a French twist. I was prepared to
give her a thumbs-up. Until she stood. It was then
revealed that again, her "skirt" was so freaking
short that I think I caught a glimpse of her cervix.
Amber, before you get arrested for indecent
exposure! No one wants to see that!
Some of the other Restless Style folks may have been
arguably more work-appropriate, but no less annoying
in their clothing choices. Did you get a load of
Sharon's Big Bird yellow ensemble on Thursday? She
looked like a corn cob! Complete with dried tassels
atop her head! If you ask me, that shade of yellow
should be banned from the garment industry, as no
one looks good in it and besides, it's been known to
induce seizures. On Monday, Sharon seemed to have
taken a large brown paper grocery bag, stepped into
it, and cinched it around her waist. That style of
skirt was horrible and universally unflattering back
in the 80s and it hasn't gotten any better over the
past 2 decades. These morons have all the money in
the world to spend on clothing as this is the best
they can do?! More
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