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THE CREW: Sheryll Watt, Michele Stanabel, Nancy Owen and Jon Burrows. You can contact any one of the gang via Sheryll's link.
 

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Monday

by Sheryll Watt

Only In Genoa City:

Has someone somehow rushed home and gotten a brown knit cap to put on Lily's head. Why? Did someone loose her bald cap in an abyss somewhere? Come to think of it, is that Humphrey, the dog, on her head? Nah. It's not nearly cute enough.

Is the emergency room and the cancer treatment center and just about everything in Genoa City's Lord Love a Duck medical center, right off of the same hallway. Come to think of it everyone who is sick in this place ends up in one of two rooms.

Do they have red white and blue coffee cups in the hospital waiting rooms. Bet the coffee is free too.

Did Jack stop by Nick's office to congratulate him on being socially responsible. Yeah right. Also to pump him to see if he knows anything about Chancellor going public. Look, smiling Jack even brought champagne. Yeah right who wants to bet they never open it?

Was Neil not at all anxious to become a grandpa. Well, who can blame him? He hasn't really become a father yet now has he?

Does Jill have on a black and white circus tent as a top. She has two gold hooks together as a necklace too. Go Jill. Always styling!

Did Nina have smoke coming out of her ears hearing Chloe talk so lovingly about Chance. Oh yeah. At one time that was you wanting Phillip and Jill with smoke coming out of her ears. Oh but Jill was a different person back then.

Were Mac and Murphy talking about life, death, the universe and everything. Did they ever come up with the ultimate answer? Yeah, babies. I thought the answer was 47. Oh well.

Was Phyllis able to get right in to see Patty. Isn't she in a high security area where only certain people can get in to see her. She is a danger to herself and others. Isn't that why she is in a padded cell?

Has Patty been locked in the a padded cell for months yet her blonde dye job hasn't grown out a bit. How could that be. Are they keeping it touched up right there in the loony bin? If so can I check in for a hairstyle?

Did I just now notice that Jack and Billy have the exact same hair cut. Jack disowning Billy is the same as disowning himself. He hasn't done that yet has he?

Speaking of hair, does Phillip Chancellor III, the gay one, have his hair cut with a weed whacker. Has he even combed his hair since he has been back in town?

It seems that Neil doesn't want to waste any of Lily's precious rotten eggs. So since when does anyone care?

Can Kay get even Billy to jump through hoops. "Yes ma'am, no ma'am, go to the devil ma'am."

Does Patty want Jack back. Oh yeah let's do it again!

Oh whew! Chance is out of surgery and thank goodness he's alive! Isn't he?

Tuesday

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