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THE CREW: Sheryll Watt, Michele Stanbel, Nancy Owen, Donna Fox and Jon Burrows. You can contact any one of the gang via Sheryll's link.

Friday

by Sheryll Watt

Only in Genoa City:

Are Jack and Dr. Pee AKA Emily having breakfast at the GCAC dining room and not the Abbott family dinning room. Meanwhile reading the announcement of their marriage that barely made the deadline for the morning paper.

Do people have two announcements of their impending wedding in local paper, both seen by the biggest loony in town, when us regular folks are lucky to get an announcement in the paper several months after the wedding happened. Sometimes even after the first child is in grade school. Not that it ever happened to me.

Is today's paper already in the loony bin's recycling bin. Then handed directly to the one person who's head will explode shortly after reading it.

I knew it! Jack and Emily are getting married in the same church Jack and Patty got married in. It figures. There is only one or two church/chapels in town. If you don't count the one in the hospital.

Is Cane comforting Kay after the break in last night. Well, someone has to. Jill is busy getting dumped by Tucker.

Are we wondering did Cane leave poor poor Lily home alone in a puddle of tears? Oh my, she is likely to drown! Would someone please at least rescue her doggie?

Is Jill still scared and trembling about the break in last night. So to comfort her, Tucker dumped her. Did anyone not see that coming?

Did Victor dial 17 numbers to talk to Adam who was three feet away in the bookstore. Then he told Adam that the keys and phones were on the second shelf. Why even phone him? Adam could have heard Victor from where he was standing. Then the package was on the third shelf. What a waste of time!

Did Jack give Emily an animal print bikini. Did he really buy it from Lauren or just swipe it from Gloria? I would bet Glo left it behind and Jack raided her underwear drawer. (I bet he tried it on!)

Did Paul get an emergency call about Patty's meltdown. Don't they usually wait till they get the patient stabilized before the call the family? Well, I guess they needed Paul to help cause they couldn't do it. Guess they don't have any doctors so they have to call a PI.

Yeah in this berg if you break your leg call a Private Investigator! Be sure he can't find his head with both hands. You will never walk again, but you'll be just fine.

Does Jack have so few friends that he makes up with his brother, Billy, so he can have someone to be a witness, I mean best man. Then he proceeds to pick a fight with him. Who is he gonna get now? Not that it matters. Patty will stop the wedding. I just know it!

Did Victor mumble something that sounded like, "There is nothing more satisfying than helping a friend while taking a biter enema." What is a matter with him? Besides a speech impediment?

Can Adam open sealed envelopes copy and send the contents and seal them back with no one the wiser. Dang I wish I could have done that when mom got a notice about me from my Junior High School. Though I did think about trying to open the letter. (note to Jr High readers: DON'T CUT CLASSES! Either that or get Adam to intercept any mail to your mom or dad.)

Did Victor use Adam's info to cheat. That is all he ever does isn't it? Well, he mumbles and he cheats but that is about it.

I wonder if Patty will ever let Emily wear that bikini. If Patty is Patty and Emily is Emily. Yeah the person in the padded cell says she is Dr. Emily. If that is so, then who is the person at the Abbott home? Oh golly I am getting a bad headache. Does anybody have any "head on" you know - apply directly to the forehead!" Oh, never mind, I need a nap. Don't you?

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