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Keeper of the Balls!
Complaints
are frequently made that the men of Genoa City have no balls. Why is that?
Who's keeping the balls in a city that is nothing if it's not a hotbed of gender
confusion for young men? Why must 15-year-old boys
convince their older stepbrothers that girls are of interest to them all the
while daydreaming over the prospect of public school shower-room antics?
Fashion/Style
Lying Sack of Crap
What a guy, whining that the mother of his unborn baby is a liar when Cane
Ashby is nothing but lies. One might say he's a lying sack of crap.
Daily Daze
Memo to Nikki Chow:
Stop it! Each and every time there's a crisis you bitch and moan about
however will you tell the children. The children don't give a shit! Stop
looking at your rubberized fat thighs and wake up! Chronologically, the kids
are adults! Daily Daze
Bardwell Names Self as
Jabot CEO
It'll take awhile as various crimes are committed and the Securities and
Exchange Commission finishes its investigation, and God shifts His political
allegiances and flags are waved to confuse stockholders still reeling from
the musical chairs power struggle at Newman Enterprise, but once the various
miseries, scandals, humiliations, missteps, drug addictions, unwanted
pregnancies, and as much writhing and squirming and attempt to make this
Jabot Cosmetics/NE ticket seem even the slightest bit palatable, as opposed
to downright frightening, upstanding Genoa City elitist Jeffery Bardwell
will navigate the toxic Jabot ship to safer waters as its new CEO.
Daily Daze
Zapato the Dog Returned
to Newman Ponderosa
For all the firings and upheaval in the wake of Victor Newman's return from
a watery grave, the one person he didn't terminate is whomever is
responsible for putting what is perhaps his only friend, Zapato the dog in a
kennel. For good measure, Newman should give his grandson a few kicks in the
ass for wanting his cake and eating it too.
Daily Daze
Surfer Boy Meet Surfer
Girl
How could anyone tell that at the ripe old age of twenty Daniel Romalotti
is an "artist" and his "work" is on display in a New York Gallery? The hat
worn askew. Dead giveaway, the mutt who can't find a dog of his own, now
has a need to meet the rival surfer boy thought to be in Genoa City, but
willing to hookup in New York. What next? A gay wedding?
Daily Daze
Stop the Hypocrisy
Less than a day has passed since 15-year-old Noah Newman whined he didn't
want to be seen as another spoiled rich kid and then did what all rich kids
do. Special treatment, trips to Mexico, and day off from school to attend a
fashion show with mommy? Daily Daze
What's In Paul's Bag?
A running gag, if they were ever in, aluminum briefcases went out in the
sixties. Maybe it's Paul Williams' flower power heritage that makes him want
to look like a fool, but GCN correspondent Allison Newton wants to know,
what's in his bag? More Odd
Woman Out?
J.T. Hellstrom growing tired of his bitchy, wears the pants, wife? Who can
blame him? All the talk about children needing both their parents -
hunkmonkey wash. Like politics, promises made are never kept. The birth of
Reed Hellstrom, miracle as it was, may not hold the Hellstrom marriage
together. Daily Daze
Ghastly
Ghouls and Goblins
What good can come from the miraculous survival of Victor Newman? That
he's a "changed" man? That he wants to keep his return among the living a
secret? That somewhere in the night Sabrina Newman's ghost is floating
around, or flying the friendly skies of Genoa City with Cassie Newman?
Daily Daze
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