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Clear Springs Lesson In
Futility
Please be
advised that I, Katherine Chancellor Sterling Chancellor, am not legally
responsible for the acts of one Jeffery Todd Hellstrom. Although Mr.
Hellstrom was employed through the Paul Williams Detective Agency & Alarm
Company by my grandson, his reported pulling a thumb out of his ass at about
the time the building collapse occurred was of his own doing and not
condoned by Chancellor Industries or its subsidiaries. It has always been
our policy that employees keep their thumbs up their asses.
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Boys Will Be Girls
The things
J.T. Hellstrom and Brad Carlton wanted to do with their babies. The fishing
trips and father/son bonding. The teaching their boys how to play baseball
and their girls how to play with dolls only kids like Noah Newman grew up
learning how to bake cookies. Daily Daze
Yum, Red Meat Good For
Caveman, Cancer
Talk about
morons, Lily Ashby slaving over a hot stove, cooking a pot roast for her
caveman, is the cancer patient unaware that eating red meat is conductive to
breeding cancer? Does she have a death wish?
Daily Daze
Search #6666 For Missing
Chancellor Heir
Look what
happened the last time she opened this can of worms. Arthur Hendricks for
one, Cane Ashby for two, there was Jill thinking she'd be rich forever and
here she is having to work again for a living. Dig up another daughter and
Kevin Fisher will turn out to be Katherine's half-grandson. Hey, don't
laugh. You think this is funny? Daily Daze
Return To Hole Big Event
For One-Eyed Monster
Dripping with
anticipation, Lily Ashby told her man of where she gets injected with toxic
drugs. She got the part about chemotherapy being poisonous right, but good
god, why point out the obvious? Why not spread her vagina open too so the
man could see where the doctors worked their magic? Most men would have lost
their erections at the mere suggestion. Daily
Daze
Little Shop Of Horrors
Back In Monkey Business, Hiring Too!
No experience
required to work at Lauren Fenmore Baldwin's Little Shop Of Horrors, any
experience over qualifies applicants who are hired on the spot without
background checks or fears that they might be infected with Swine Flu. If
only potential job applicants knew they could make more money at Jabot
Cosmetics which too will hire anyone off the street.
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Extortion Attempt
Failure? Try, Try Again
In cahoots
again with his criminal mother and step-daddy, all-purpose attorney Michael
Baldwin not only paid Gloria Bardwell's rent for a month, he said the SEC,
or maybe the FCC, you never can tell which the way Baldwin slurs his words,
is investigating the Cayman Islands bank collapse.
Daily Daze
Victor Newman Was Here!
The great
Victor Newman, with his persistent "gift of life" gab and mumbling that he's
going to live forever, so long as he has that old cow milking his teat, has
recorded for posterity a video so that the world will never forget that he
clawed his way from nothing to the top. The world will not soon forget the
powerful mumbling man. Daily Daze
Grave Digging
By the time
Billy Abbott returned to Genoa City Colleen Carlton was well on her way to
becoming a town slut having slept with her school professor and then falling
out of a rowboat to her death. No matter the facts, now Abbott goes on and
on like they were brother and sister, or maybe younger uncle and older niece
having sex. Daily Daze
Yum, Sugar; Good For
Rotting Teeth
In today's
ignorance epidemic, uneducated, misinformed, scared of science and don't
believe there's anything wrong with consuming high fructose corn syrup and
pure sugar when it's available, Halloween is a time for parents like Nick
and Phyllis Newman to feed their kids as much of it as possible and then
joke about any resulting rotten teeth. Daily
Daze
Hate All The Rage
There's
something to be said about a grown Newman hacking that one Abbott is after
his clan when he says nothing about the other Abbott who has been out to
destroy his family for years and with whom Newman swapped wives.
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