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Remember When - 1995

Wartman Special  Winters family  Keesha Monroe  Highlights

Sound familiar?
It was January, 1995. Still in high school, Nick Newman had decided he was going to get a college degree overnight and had already filled out the "forms" to make it happen. Living with her mother at the time, Newman's sweat pea, Sharon Collins, was surprised when the goof showed up at her door.

"I wasn't expecting you," Collins cooed only to be asked, "are you okay?" The timing was perfect. Miss Snodgrass called from the school to tell Collins that she had enough credits to graduate high school early. Previously, Collins was planning to drop out.

"It's incredible!" Collins exclaimed after the call and for the time - it was. Only January and already Newman, Collins and Matt Clark's babe, aimless Amy Wilson, had announced they were all graduating early.

Jack Abbott & Luan Violein
by Brent Kellogg

It was February 1995 when Jack Abbott and Luan Violein decided to get married. The decision came about when Luan, whom Jack thought he would never see again, returned to Genoa City. Jack wanted to take Luan with him to the Caribbean but she passed. Jack didn't know that MariJo Mason, engaged to Jack at the time, had flashed her diamond engagement ring in front of Luan making her think that Jack had no interest in her.

Luan wrote a note to Jack thanking him for inviting her. Back in 1995 most notes were the type that when opened spoke to the reader. Jack called Luan for an explanation but she hung up on him so he sped over to her restaurant, the Saigon Shack. Luan told Jack she was thinking of selling the Shack and returning to Vietnam. A future between them was out of the question.

Sad, Jack returned to the office where Victor Newman was waiting wanting to discuss business. When Jack said it wasn't a good time to talk Victor brow beat him. "Leave your personal problems at home," Newman bellowed.

Jack took off and Victor was joined by Neil Winters. Victor made it clear there were going to be some changes in upper management and Neil was pleased. The implication was that Jack was out but at the last moment Victor remembered that Jack had a contract which couldn't be broken.

Jack decided to go to the Caribbean alone to clear his head. MariJo suspected he was going and booked a flight too. She wanted to make sure that Jack hadn't changed Luan's mind so she called the Shack. Luan's daughter answered the phone and said her mother was upstairs in her room having flashbacks about her early days with Jack.

Snapping out of her dream, Luan picked up the phone and called one of the local newspapers to place an ad. Restaurant For Sale. Hanging up the phone, she began having more flashbacks. "You are spoken for by a woman of your own world," Luan said to herself.

Back in those days, the phrase "we come from two different worlds" was all the rage.

In St. Thomas, MariJo tried her best to seduce Jack but he told her there could never be anything between them. Luan was back and he wanted the only woman he had ever been in love with back. As a token of their friendship, Jack told MariJo to keep the engagement ring he had given her.

When MariJo returned to Genoa City Luan told her that she knew what MariJo had tried to accomplish. Just as Luan was finishing she began having one of her spells. MariJo became very interested and made a point of writing down the name of Luan's doctor. MariJo had initially planned to drive a wedge between the two but nothing ever came of it.

By the end of the month Jack and Luan had announced their wedding. Nikki Newman had a fit when Jack told her. Newman listened intently as Jack told the story of how the woman he had left behind in Vietnam had come back into his life. When Jack was done yammering, Nikki threw him out.

While the actual wedding invitations read February 10, 1995, Jack announced on the seventh that the wedding would be "one week from today" making the actual date, Valentine's Day.

Luan and Jack's son, Keemo, was very impressed with the way Jack had sent out inter-office memos disguised as wedding invitations. "Very ingenious" Keemo quipped prompting Luan to say, "Your father is a clever man." Note: The story of how Keemo was returned from Vietnam thanks to the Bug is a story in and of itself.

Things were moving slowly when Luan had another spell. Her doctor told her that the medication she was taking wasn't working and he didn't have a clue as to what should be done other than to take the medication with milk. Overall, the doctor didn't even know Luan's medical problem which went down in history as a mystery disease. Since the doctor didn't know what Luan had, how he knew what to prescribe was another mystery.

The wedding was held at the Trinity Church. Traci Connelly flew in from New York to be a her brother's side. The Winters family attended including PainMe Johnson, John 'Yawn' Abbott, Ashley and Blade Bladeson, Katherine Sterling, and Luan's kids. Nikki Newman also showed at the last moment as did the creepy Bug, Christine Romalotti. Even Victor and Hope Newman were there.

When November rolled around, Luan was still dealing with her disease. In December, her doctor announced he had found a cure for a disease he didn't know the name of! Luan has overjoyed. "I feel like a new grasshopper. Now my life with Jack can go on," she sputtered.

"I love Jack more than life. I was his lifeline in Vietnam. I was the enemy when the city of Saigon fell and lost track of my GI. I thought I'd never see him again. During my escape from the country I lost my son too. I thank God I moved to Genoa City from St. Louis. Otherwise, I would never have found the two most important men in my life," she rambled.

In March 1996 it all ended.

Upstairs at the Abbott home, Luan was applying makeup when her eyes began to roll up into her skull and spin. "Are you alright?" Jack asked. Luan said she was fine but sensing this might be their last moment together began chattering about how great life had been with her GI.

The two spewed how they were each other's angels and how they changed the other's life; how incredible it was they found each other after all those years; how they thank God everyday; how until the found each other they didn't believe in miracles and how love goes on forever.

Where Jack went is unclear. The next moment, alone in the room, Luan began to stumble. Her hands shook as she pried open a vial containing her medication. Swallowing a few pills, Luan's eyes continued to roll. Jittery, she made her way to the bed, reached out for the Bible and knocked over a flower vase.

Clutching the Good Book to her bosom, Luan lay back on the bed as her eyes continued to whirl. Amazingly, downstairs, old man Yawn Abbott heard the glass break. Rushing upstairs, Yawn repeatedly called out Luan's name. Hearing no response, he walked into the bedroom and was shocked to see Luan motionless. He dialed 911 but for some unknown reason decided to watch Luan's eyes! By the time Yawn got around to calling the ambulance was too late. Luan was dead.

Yawn mentioned to the paramedics that Luan was an organ donor. "But we already have an organ," a paramedic whispered. (Just kidding)

Downstairs, Keemo and his sister were arriving. Yawn told them their mother was dead and nobody stopped to think that if Luan were an organ donor she should have been placed on life support. But alas, this wasn't done.

When Jack got the news he had to force the tears. "No warning. One minute she's alive and the next ... no warning," Keemo told him. Jack told Keemo his mother had been sick for months and didn't want him to know. In fact, Luan had known for months and hadn't told Jack until just recently. Keemo had a fit. "Don't you ever come near me again!" Keemo spat at Jack.

Father and son kissed and made up later whereupon Keemo announced plans to leave town and leave his poor sister all alone to run the restaurant.

Even more amazement took place at the Center 4 Disease where Luan's eyes were being held on ice. They were supposed to go to Hope Adams but everyone knew that Hope needed retinas - not corneas. Besides that, Hope had returned to Kansas.

And so it came to pass that Luan died just slightly more than a year after her arrival in Genoa City. Throughout their short marriage, Jack said over and over that he would never love another woman. How soon they forget.

A side note: Prior to her death, Luan collapsed while she and MariJo were dining at the Lodge. MariJo called the paramedics but when they arrived everyone just stood around. "I don't know what the fuss is all about," Luan said when she came around a few moments later and acting as if nothing had happened, got up off the floor, resumed her meal and even ordered a double-chocolate mousse for desert.

Year Highlights

April 1995. Jack Abbott had just hired Don Overman to teach his son Keemo, how to be a chemist. The event raised eyebrows because Keemo had only recently returned from the Vietnam jungle and had no education to speak of.

April 1995 - Sharon Collins had just been told by Nick Newman that he and Sharon had been nominated King and Queen for the upcoming Polynesian Paradise Spring Dance at Genoa City High. As luck would have it, Nick and Sharon won and were given the title "Kane and Moe Wahine." The even raised eyebrows at the time because the word Moe does not appear in the Hawaiian dictionary. Moe is however, a city in western Gippsland, Victoria, Australia.

April, 1995. Detective Paul 'Clueless' Williams had recently given rock star Danny Romalotti a mandate. Watch over the Bug. Danny was more than happy to be of service as he had been trying for months to win back the Bug's love.

When the Bug ran into Danny at the RoadKill Cafe the critter seemed surprised to see Danny. "What are you doing here?" the Bug asked. Danny reminded the Bug his sister owns the joint and then pressed for an answer to his question about Clueless. Is something wrong? The Bug began fidgeting and got downright nasty when Danny pressed on.

Concluding the Bug wasn't going to tell, Danny wiped the venom off his face and ran off to confront Clueless who moments earlier concluded he would no longer allow being "half a man" to bother him. For weeks Clueless had been suffering from impotence.

As Danny pumped for information Clueless interrupted long enough to bellow "this is a detective agency." Danny was stunned because he knew Clueless hadn't been on a case since he and the Bug found Keemo Violien in Vietnam. Getting nowhere, Danny returned home where he told wife Phyllis the cops were getting close to finding out who tried to run down Clueless and the Bug in a rented Ford Taurus.

Meantime, the Bug had popped into Clueless' office. Loyal puppy dog secretary Lynn "Yes-Boss" Bassett told the Bug that Clueless was out but that Romalotti had been there earlier "on your behalf".

"What do you mean?" the Bug asked. Hoping to have Clueless to herself, Yes-Boss ran her mouth about Danny and how he still loved the Bug. But the critter wasn't interested in Danny's love. Turning slowly, the Bug slithered off to a video store, picked up a steak, a bottle of wine and went to Clueless' apartment.

When the Bug knocked on the door a woman's voice cried out from inside. "Who is it?", Mary Williams asked as she opened the door. Seeing the Bug, Mary said her son was sleeping. Please go away. The Bug pushed pass Mary, got Clueless out of bed and invited everyone to eat.

Before the meal was cooked, the Bug began squealing about how they were nearly killed by some maniac in a Ford and how the police weren't doing anything about it. "I want answers and I want them now", the Bug yelped and just took off for the police station.

Meantime, Phyllis Romalotti needed a plan which would bring her, Danny and Danny Jr., together as a family. When her baby-sitter suggested the baby be baptized a light went off over Phyllis' head. Yes! The perfect plan! To make the plan foolproof, Phyllis asked the Bug and Clueless to be Godparents. After some thought, the Bug and Clueless accepted because who else would be the perfect couple for the job?

May 1995 - Nina Webster knew something was up when she saw the Bug packing a bag. It was like pulling teeth but Nina finally learned the Bug planned to surprise Detective Paul 'Clueless' Williams by staying at his apartment overnight.

Lynne (Yes-Boss) Basset was at Clueless' apartment working hard when the Bug arrived. Lynne wasn't pleased to see the critter. The Bug told Yes-Boss to take a hike, Surprised, Clueless asked "what are you doing here", and wanted to know where Yes-Boss had gone. "You're a detective, figure it out", the smug Bug replied. "You've aroused my curiosity", Clueless smiled.

The Bug began slithering all over Clueless. "You've got such a great body", the Bug moaned as it promised Clueless it was going to be a day he would never forget. "Just you and me making incredible love", the Bug oozed until Clueless jumped out of bed. "I can't do this!", he exclaimed.

The Bug tried telling Clueless that all things are possible but Clueless continued to whine. "I'm half a man!"

Not wanting to hear about Clueless' impotence, the Bug began to bawl. Clueless picked up the phone and summoned Yes-Boss and at the same time the Bug announced it was going to New York on a business trip. Outside the apartment, the Bug fought back the tears and remembered what Nina had said earlier. "I refuse to take no for an answer", the Bug sniveled.

Later, when Yes-Boss returned, she could tell something was wrong with her boss. "Are you okay? You didn't seem like yourself on the phone" she told Clueless. A repeated statement that for years has made Genoa City News wonder; if Clueless wasn't himself - who was he?

Keesha Monroe
1995. Nathan Hastings was restless, involved with a woman named Keesha Monroe and his wife, Olivia, was getting suspicious. Coming home one night with lipstick on his collar and rejecting his wife's bedroom advances wasn't smart.

Neil Winters caught Hastings and the little home wrecker together one day. He told Nathan to get his act together. Hastings whined that Olivia was a workaholic but did try to dump Keesha. She wouldn't let him go threatening to expose him. Keesha even posed as a patient to get a up close and personal look at Olivia.

When Dr. Winter's sister, Dru, found out what Nathan was doing she too told Nathan to put an end to the affair. As fate would have it, Malcolm Winters met Keesha and it was instant love. When Nathan found out, the jealousy raged. When Dr. Winters asked Nathan for another baby he was eager to satisfy.

Meantime, it had been learned that Keesha had a skeleton in the closet named Stan Jackson. Malcolm learned the truth and dumped her. Jackson pestered Keesha with phone calls she ignored. Finally, Keesha decided to find out what Jackson wanted. When she called, Keesha was told Jackson had died of AIDS.

Freaked, Keesha suspected she may have been infected. If so, that meant Nathan and Olivia could be infected too. When 1996 rolled around, Keesha told Nathan she was HIV positive and urged him to get a test. Nathan couldn't bear the thought and began avoiding Olivia.

After some investigating, Dru found out the truth and told her sister. Nathan confessed and Olivia flipped. Nathan betrayed her! Didn't marriage vows mean anything? She threw Nathan out and ordered him to stay away from little Nate. She took a pregnancy and AIDS tests. Both came back negative. Nathan tested negative too but he and Nate had had a minor accident while playing. They both had been cut.

Olivia had Nate tested but the kid kept asking for his daddy. Nathan tried to see the kid but Olivia did her best to keep them apart. Nate's test came back negative.

Frustrated, Nathan began screaming he had certain legal rights. Out of money, detective Clueless agreed to give Nathan his old job back.

Feeling sorry for Keesha, Malcolm agreed to be her pal. She wasn't looking good and had developed pneumonia. Malcolm sensed that she was lonely and having a soul mate around might be good for her. To that end, Malcolm asked Keesha to marry him. She accepted, the two were married and Keesha died a few days later. Amazingly, by the end of the next year, Malcolm would ask Olivia to marry him.

Meanwhile, an angry Nathan had kidnapped little Nate but all the moving around and the kid pestering him to see his mommy was more trouble than it was worth. On his way home with the kid, Nathan stopped to purchase some flowers. While his back was turned, Nate ran across the street. Realizing Nate was gone, Nathan ran into the street and was hit by a car.

Olivia found Nate sleeping outside her door. She took him to see his father in the hospital and thanked Nathan for returning the kid. After they had said their good-byes, Nathan died.

Sookie, sookie, wow?
Dru Winters had just informed Neil Winters she witnessed Aunt Mamie Johnson and John Abbott exchanging body fluids. "Great! Let's get the family over here so we can celebrate", Neil said. Back in May, 1995, the Winters would use any excuse to get the family together.

Neil's half-brother, Malcolm, showed up wearing a baseball cap backwards and when Dru gave him the news Malcolm quipped, "Sookie, sookie, wow!"

However, a telephone call became the rain on their parade. Johnson was calling from the police station to stay she had just been thrown out of the Abbott home by Jill Abbott! Later, Johnson was spotted at the bus depot purchasing a ticket to "wherever the bus is going."

Later, Jack Abbott placed an ad in the newspaper along with Johnson's photo with the caption; "Maime - Phone Home!"

Dru and sister Olivia Winters managed to get air time on the local TV station and together made a plea for Maime's return. At a flophouse outside town, Johnson was holding her head in a pillow, bawling her eyes out.

At long last, Johnson returned to the Abbott home only to learn her job as the maid had been filled by another woman. When Jack Abbott found out Johnson was back he fired the new maid. What Johnson didn't know at first was that John Abbott was in the hospital after suffering a heart attack. She sped to the Center 4 Disease and was saddened to see Jill Abbott and baby Billy Abbott at old man Abbott's bedside.

Finally getting a chance to be alone with the man she had fallen in love with overnight, Johnson was shocked to learn that Abbott couldn't recall who she was. Johnson stumbled into the hall where she bumped into Jill. "You're the maid. That's all you'll ever be," Abbott growled.

Special Reports
The Wartman

It was July 1995, when Matt Clark put his plan to get even with Nick Newman for falling in love with Sharon Collins after he (Matt) raped her. Clark called photographer Ross Larceny late one night with a request Larceny zip over to Sharon's apartment to take photos of Sharon's baby. The photographer didn't discuss a price with Matt or even ask Matt's name but did agree to take the photos the following day. When Larceny arrived at the Collin's apartment Sharon sent him away and that was that.

Later, Clark was seen at what is now Newman Rocks thumbing through magazine clippings of babies when Sharon walked in. Matt pretended to be nice to Sharon but she walked away as Jay the bartender summoned her to the telephone. The great Victor Newman was on the line with instructions for Sharon to meet Nick Newman at the tailor shop. "My boy is a budding business man and needs a suit for his summer job at Newman Enterprises" Newman explained. Later that night, Nick and Sharon attended Victoria Newman's uneventful ranch party.

Sharon returned home, began flipping through a school book and was shocked when magazine clippings of babies fell out. When a diaper service showed up in the morning offering a free month of service Sharon knew Matt was behind all the pranks. Sharon confronted Matt but it didn't do any good. Later, Matt arranged to have a note, detailing Sharon's checkered past fall into Nick's hands.

By the end of summer, Nick and Sharon had been given part-time jobs at Newman Enterprises but between them didn't work a single day. Nick learned the truth about Matt having raped his bride to be and went to Matt's apartment to confront him. Unfortunately, somebody had beat Nick to it. Matt was sprawled out on the floor with a bullet through the chest. Idiot he is, Nick reached down, picked up the gun and wiped off the prints. As he was leaving, Nick was captured by the police.

The Genoa City Police hauled poor Nick Newman off to jail where he sat for days refusing to tell anyone his side of the story. Family members tried their best to get Nick to talk but he refused. Then one day, Nick began spewing what he knew about the shooting of Matt Clark and was released on a 500-thousand dollar bail. The court instructed Newman to stay away from Matt but within hours Nick had violated the court order when he visited a recovering Matt at the Center 4 Disease.

A guard posted outside Matt's room, with specific instructions not to let Nick Newman in, made no effort to eject Nick from the hospital when he appeared with a request he be allowed to see Matt alone. "Forget it! I shouldn't let you in here at all" the guard burped and then walked off leaving Nick alone to plead his innocence before Matt. "Do you have any idea what you are doing to me?" Nick asked. Matt replied he knew exactly what he was doing. "It was worth getting shot for" Matt said.

Detecting he would get no sympathy from Matt, Nick began calling Matt a rapist and told how he knew Matt raped Sharon. "She loved every minute of it. She's a tramp" Matt boasted which caused Nick to flip out. "You bastard! I could kill you!" Nick screamed as he jumped on Matt. But before any damage could be done the guard returned, escorted Nick from the room and informed the police.

Another court hearing was held to determine if Nick's bail should be revoked. A weak judge determined Nick was provoked when he jumped Matt and refused to send Nick back to jail.

Meantime, Victor Newman was looking for Amy because other than Detective Paul 'Clueless' William's feeble search for her, nobody else was looking. While this was going on, Nick and Sharon were planning to elope because mommy and daddy Newman didn't approve of Sharon.

In December, 1995, the trial got under way. Nikki Newman got on her knees to pray all would be well. At the same time, Sharon, who had yet to attend a single day of school, went to a church to pray for the boy she loved. "There he is!" members of the press squealed when Nick walked into the courtroom with daddy Newman waving reporters off. During opening statements, the prosecution placed a heavy emphasis on how the gun Nick used to shoot Matt was "an illegal gun he kept in his pants."

Attorney Mitchell "Tank" Sherman, representing Nick and who had never handled a criminal case, began to argue Nick's case but was interrupted by the judge by a series of typical courtroom objections, outbursts and delays. Sharon Collins was called as a prosecution witness. At first she refused to testify until threatened with jail time.

It didn't take long for Nick to figure out his case wasn't going well. It's important to note that before the trial Nick went to a jewelry store to buy Sharon a ring but had trouble coming up with the cash for a fancy diamond and had to settle for a mood ring. But by the time the trial had begun, Nick was able to withdraw 20-thousand dollars which he gave to Sharon with instructions to leave town. Sharon's mother was concerned. "What about school? Your job" BoreUs Collins asked. A good question because Sharon had not attended a single class or spent more than an hour at her job.

Before Sharon could leave town, she was handed a subpoena. It was late at night but this didn't stop Sharon from running to the Clueless Detective and Alarm Company where she found Clueless burning the midnight oil. "Get a grip" Clueless spat when Sharon began bawling about how she would have to testify. Clueless felt the urge to call Nick's attorney regardless of the late hour but Sharon wanted another attorney. But what attorney would come out late at night?

Enter the Crusader Bug which was willing to slither over to tell Sharon she would have to testify. "I'll go to jail before I testify against the man I love" Sharon sniveled. However, at the Bug's urging, Sharon showed up in court. The Bug informed the court it would be representing Sharon but when Sharon's name was called she was nowhere to be found.

Meantime, Victor Newman had found the one person who could save "my boy" at the Fairview Funny Farm For Freaked Females. Victor easily convinced Amy's doctor to let him be with Amy alone. "You are the only one who can save my boy" Victor pleaded as the doctor returned poked her head into the room and noticed Amy curled up on a sofa up in a fetal position. "You are abusing the privilege of being alone with Amy" the doctor grunted. "And you doctor have abused your right to practice medicine and should have your license revoked. If Amy had parents they'd have grounds for a lawsuit" Victor snarled back.

When it seemed not a single soul on earth could get Amy to speak what should appear? The Crusader Bug again! Unfortunately, before the Bug was able to save the world, the jury had returned with a verdict of guilty. A stunned Victor told reporters "I won't rest until the truth is found."

Thinking Nick Newman would be sent to prison for at least five years and his troubles were over, Matt Clark was shocked one day when he walked into his apartment and found Victor Newman, Detective Clueless, the Bug and Amy Wilson waiting. The Bug had miraculously snapped Amy out of a crazed daze within a matter of hours. "How did you get in here?" Matt demanded. "I'm your new landlord" Victor mumbled as he held out a set of keys. "Don't you ever give up?" Matt asked as he quickly got a whiff of another ploy by Victor to spring his boy Nick from prison. "Victor Newman never gives up" Victor snarled as he went on to tell how he simply picked up the telephone and bought the entire apartment building Matt lived in for the soul purpose of legally obtaining evidence "which will free my boy."

As it turned out, there was no evidence. Asked why he would buy a building to get what he wants, Victor said "our purpose for being in that apartment with Amy was to jog her (Amy) memory." Jog it did. Amy flashed back to when she shot Matt as Victor and the crusaders listened.

Convinced he could outsmart Victor Newman, Matt soon discovered Amy was a patient at a local funny farm. Posing as a doctor, Matt found Amy in room 102. When Amy didn't recognize Matt he had to tell her who he was. Amy told Matt she recalled shooting him. "It's okay. You weren't yourself" Matt said. Amy flashed back to the rape and began to howl like a wounded animal. The noise freaked Matt out. He sped out into the hall and into the arms of two security guards who were unable to stop him.

Meantime, Amy told her story to the lawyers and when the prosecution told the judge it didn't want to impede justice, Nick's conviction was set aside.

At the Walrus State Prison, Victor was demanding the warden allow him to see his boy. The warden personally escorted Victor to the prison laundry room where Nick just happened to be fighting with scruffy looking dude named the Wart Man, AKA prisoner Larry Warton. Warton had taken an interest in Nick the moment he first laid eyes on him but Nick brushed him off. Determined, the Wart Man used his influence with the guards to become Nick's cellmate.

When Sharon sent a love letter to Nick the Wart Man grabbed it out of Nick's hand. A resulting fight left a deep gash across Nick's hand. When Victor found out, he demanded the warden do something to break up the two jail birds or he would sue.

As he walked through the door, Victor summed up the situation, took a Kung-Fu stance, kicked out his right leg and knocked a knife out of the Wart Man's hand. Then, Victor proceeded to beat the crap out of Wart Man as the warden and guards stood by. When it was all over, the Wart Man was fortunate to be alive but vowed to Nick they would meet again one day.

Nick was immediately released from prison. A brief hearing was held during which the judge told Nick he must learn to control his temper. Just then Sharon walked in. "Will you marry me?" Nick asked. Sharon agreed. Note: recently Sharon and Nick have stated they agreed to get married one day while they were at the coffee shop. Nick and Sharon headed off to a remote cabin just outside of town where they humped away like rabbits in heat.

Nick and Sharon returned home where a big party was held. Everyone who is anyone was there including the Bug which arrived in a limousine with its hair in a bun. John Saliva pulled Cole Howard aside. Looking at Nick, Saliva remarked "he's quite a man." Nick informed his mother that he and Sharon would be living at the ranch after their wedding and told daddy he wanted a position at Newman Enterprises. Victor told his boy he would get no special treatment but history tells a different story.

Nick and Sharon began living the good life but occasionally Nick would hear the Wart Man saying they would meet again.

You Don't Seem Like Yourself

Have you noticed that some of the people in Genoa City seem to be regressing back to 1995? Some were but babes in diapers then and mostly unknown but they've managed to pick up on the tired clichés of the time.

For example, frat boy J.T. Hellstrom told young stripper Brittany Hodges recently that she didn't seem like herself and others have uttered this exact or similar version of the line.

Since the GCN had the 1995 file already open for the story about when a nationwide television appeal was made for the return of PainMe Johnson, we noticed too that "You don't seem yourself" (YDSY) seemed to be at its peak back then.

"You don't seem like yourself," BoreUs Collins told her daughter right after Sharon had seen the photographs of babies someone had clipped out of a magazine and slipped into one of her school books.

In disbelief, Sharon said she was fine but later at the Newman Jitter Joint told her pal, Aimless Amy Wilson, that somebody was doing terrible things to her. At a nearby table Matt Clark snickered to his bud Drake, "It's just a matter of time before rich boy (Nick Newman) notices Sharon isn't herself."

At the same time BoreUs had called Nick to tell him, "Sharon isn't herself."

When Sharon received a free month of diaper service the singing delivery man named Ralph told her it was a gift from Frank Barrett so she sped to Madison to give Frank a piece of her mind. Later, Nick showed up at the Collins home and noticed right away that BoreUs was acting strange.

"You don't seem yourself," Nick said.

Returning from Madison, Sharon called a meeting with Amy to announce she had come up with a variation on the theme.

"My whole world is crashing in on me," she yelped, and then for the first time confessed to Amy that she had given her baby up for adoption. Together, Sharon and Amy figured out that it was Clark who had sent the photos and the diapers, was trying to discredit her in Nick's eyes and must be stopped.

"Otherwise, my whole world is going to come crashing down on me," Sharon said again.

When Sharon didn't show up for her first day of work in the Jabot mail room Nick went by the apartment to tell her, "You haven't been yourself for several days."

That was but the start of the YDSY phenomena which ranked second to the well established "What are you doing here?" cliché.

A side note: The night Matt Clark called a photographer it was clearly established to be 11PM on a school night yet the Jitter Joint was jumping with school kids. Thumbing through the Yellow Pages Clark found a number, dialed it and low and behold, the proprietor answered the phone only to tell Clark to call back in the morning. When Clark called back the next morning the proprietor was still there wearing the same clothes too!

There must have been a full moon that night as at the Newman ranch Brad Carlton and Nikki Newman were having a late night swim in the pool when Brad announced he had to get back to the office. Later, it had to have been midnight, Victoria Newman called Sharon to invite her to a family barbecue and Victor Newman dropped by the ranch simply to ask Nikki why she had been avoiding him. Fortunately, the great man did not tell Nikki, "You don't seem like yourself."

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