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Fisher attacked by victim's hunkmonkey
December 29, 2003

If he's smart enough to take massive doses of antibiotic to get rid of a sexually transmitted disease before his blood was tested there are those wondering why in God's name alleged arsonist and child molester Kevin Fisher has yet to seek a restraining order against hunkmonkey J.T. Hellstrom and his weasel-like sexless underage girlfriend, Colleen Carlton.

The two dweebs verbally attacked Fisher again this week when he denied having tricked fifteen-year-old Lily Winters into having sex.

Calling Fisher a "liar" and ordering him to leave the very public Newman Jitter Joint, Carlton hissed on the sidelines as Hellstrom escalated the encounter to a case of manhandling. But before Hellstrom could physically beat on his prey a lurking private detective, Paul Williams intervened allowing Fisher a chance to escape.

Sniveling that Fisher is a very bad dude and everyone they don't approve of should be arrested and the cops won't do it because there isn't any evidence, the hunkmonkey and his sidekick were charmed when Williams offered to help - free of charge.

It was assumed Williams won't require the babe in Toyland or her lowland gorilla pal to pay because it is well known that these kids barely earn enough money to cover their monthly latte bill. In fact, Carlton's only source of income is derived from an allowance her daddy provides and the money Hellstrom earns folding women's panties at Fenmore's Glowtique goes to pay rent at the Sugar Shack apartment he shares with a diabetic and a stripper.

Williams is not expected to take an active role in catching Fisher but merely act in an advisory capacity sharing his expertise so that Carlton and Hellstrom might later be able to tell their two friends, "We got 'em" when Fisher is eventually entrapped and sent to prison without so much as a trial.

Were it not a forgone conclusion that Fisher must eventually pay for his crimes so that Carlton and Hellstrom may emerge from their dark horror to shine a light upon the world beaming the message that good always triumphs over evil, Fisher should go straight to the nearest court to obtain a restraining order against these two dinkwads if for no other reason than to teach them that they can't go around ordering people out of public establishments. Lord knows, there are plenty of witnesses who have seen Hellstrom's propensity for violence. A few days in the cooler and a few anger management classes would do him good.

Big fish slips off hook!
December 26, 2003

Ferret faced Colleen Carlton and her hunkmonkey J.T. Hellstrom should never have picked a fight with strip club employee Kevin Fisher. The thorns in Fisher's backside were delivered a major setback this week when Fisher dropped a bomb onto the newly-turned seventeen-year-old's lap.

The restraining order sworn out against him by Carlton has been squashed!

Savoring every drop of the pleasure one gets from telling a sexless teen that she's a stupid bitch who should have known better than to walk into an empty and dark restaurant looking for her drooling in a cup old grandfather and then got herself locked in when the joint went up in flames, Fisher let Carlton and Hellstrom rant and rave about how he'll be going to jail and has no business entering public places where they might be before telling them that the restraining order was lifted.

Despite the fact she should have kept her mouth shut and maybe checked to see if anything Fisher was saying is true and had the brain power to suspect that Fisher might be taping their conversation, Carlton allowed Hellstrom to again threaten Fisher with bodily harm and generally made a fool of herself when she retorted that Fisher shouldn't count his chickens because there is still the small matter of a blood test the results of which will surely prove Fisher had sex with the minor child, Lily Winters.

And again Fisher blew them away. The blood he was forced to hand over tested negative.

Grand Jury demands blood
November 25, 2003

Genoa City Police have obtained a Grand Jury subpoena ordering suspected child molester Kevin Fisher to appear before the secretive body as a scare tactic to force a voluntary blood test.

Detective Hank Weber served the legal document on Fisher with a warning that failure to take the test would result in his immediate arrest.

Police hope the test will prove that Fisher has the sexually transmitted disease Chlamydia and that he passed it on to a minor child. In the event Fisher tests positive he would be charged with statutory rape provided the minor child, Lily Winters, agrees to testify in court.

Also suspected of torching the RoadKill Cafe, Fisher has yet to retain an attorney and has not been offered the same sweetheart deal noted Genoa City hunkmonkey J.T. Hellstrom took last year. A Genoa City University student, Hellstrom was threatened with statutory rape even though he never had sex with recent fire victim, Colleen Carlton. Ironically, Hellstrom recently attacked Fisher. Police say charges in that case are still pending.

Fisher off the hook until 2004
November 24, 2003

A cold day in the hell that is Genoa City. A 15-year-old girl has been chatting on the Internet with a man she knows nothing about. She eventually agrees to meet the man and goes alone to his apartment where he attempts to get her in bed. Even though she knows it's dangerous, the girl repeatedly returns again and again and finally lets him have his way with her.

When it becomes clear that the man is a certified creep and that she has been given an STD, the girl agonizes over telling the police, but can't bring herself to do it. Her father goes to the police, quacks that a man gave his minor daughter a sexual disease and is told no legal action can be taken because the evidence is circumstantial. The cops do say that if the girl is willing to testify it could make a difference, however.

The father says his daughter may be ready to sing but gosh darn it, that might result in criminal charges against the man and a subsequent court trial. For a moment the police seem confused. Didn't the father want the creep locked up? Then the father makes it clear. He and his former wife are leaving town for their wedding in Japan. They are taking their daughter and best friends with them and won't be back until the first of the year!

No problem say the cops. While daddy and his girl are off sight-seeing they can rest assured knowing the police back home are poking around into the creep's background. And by the time the honeymooners return to Genoa City there should be enough circumstantial evidence to make an arrest.

What a major break for Kevin Fisher. If he ever had an STD - and he would have known long ago - he's had plenty of time to get rid of it without leaving a paper trail. Antibiotics are easily obtained on the black market.

Fisher's violation of a restraining order against him at the Newman Jitter Joint on Monday is unlikely to garner any prison time as the "violation" took place at a public gathering. A judge would likely rule that Fisher could not have known prior to entering the coffee shop that his alleged victim would be inside at the time.

Much like the Newman Bribery Case, the case against Fisher is weak. Putting him behind bars is not going to be easy.

4F theory may explain depravity
November 10, 2003

During a conversation Monday between attorney Michael Baldwin and his crazy brother, Kevin Fisher, more details about the siblings' family history were revealed following the declaration that the two have not seen each other until now because they don't travel in the same social circles.

Fisher and Baldwin share the same mother, but not the same father. Fisher's dad, Baldwin's step-dad, abandoned the family and their mother took up with another man and neither have been seen for years. For all anyone knows, they could be living in Genoa City given how Fisher's employer, Bobby Marsino claims to have lived here for sixteen years yet only a few months ago became a prominent figure.

Fisher has a history of getting into trouble, expects others to bail him out and has moved up to bigger and better crimes like child molesting and setting fires. His concept that women are sexual objects - to be used and abused - is based on Baldwin's lecture to him years ago on the 4F theory widely-known as, "Find 'em, feel 'em, ____ 'em and forget 'em."

Foreseeing that he will soon be facing criminal charges, Fisher demanded his brother represent him legally or face the consequences. Baldwin has refused.

Cops return seized computer
November 4, 2003

In what civil rights advocates saw as an illegal search and seizure, Genoa City Police have returned the computer it confiscated last week from suspected arsonist and sexual predator Kevin Fisher.

The laptop was taken when police detective Hank Weber, with no probable cause other than the hearsay of Fisher's enemies, managed to obtain a court order.

A forensics team scanned the computer for electronic evidence of Fisher's communication with a minor, but none was found and the computer - its hard drive erased of all data - was returned to its owner.

Outraged, Fisher threatened to sue, but without the common sense to know that he should have retained an attorney long ago, clamed up when Weber told him not to. A smart lawyer would have been able to advise Fisher that even if the police had found incriminating evidence on his computer he could have claimed it was contaminated by Trojan horse infection.

In a related matter, Fisher was also served with a restraining order to stay away from Lily Winters, the minor child he had sex with. Fisher maintains the girl led him to believe she was of legal age and actually pressured him to service her. Unbeknownst to Fisher, Winters contracted a sexually transmitted disease from him and on the advise of her physician has no immediate plan to tell her parents who could seek statutory rape charges against Fisher who is also a suspect in the recent RoadKill Cafe fire.

Fisher's employer, suspected mobster Bobby Marsino, was said to have breathed a sigh of relief upon learning that police did not, apparently, look into his tax records thought to have been on Fisher's computer.

Police seize computer, trample constitution in the process
by Brent Kellogg
October 24, 2003

In a chilling slap across the face of justice and the American way, macho gun-groping police detective Hank Weber has seized a laptop computer belonging to suspected sexual predator and arsonist, Kevin Fisher.

The incident took place Friday inside the school campus coffeehouse by day, club for all ages by night better known as the Newman Jitter Joint.

Based on what Fisher's detractors had told Weber they "thought" he was thinking and because they had seen him with a minor and surmised that he could have started the fire at the RoadKill Cafe, Weber was able to miraculously convince a corrupt judge to issue a warrant for the computer.

Additionally, Weber said that because jail bait Lily Winters had skipped school and went to Fisher's apartment on her own it was reason enough to charge Fisher with "contributing to the delinquency of minor child."

As luck would have it - because there was no other reason to be lugging one around - Fisher just so happened to have the computer with him at the time Weber spotted the suspect arguing with charming hunk of shoe-leather, Sierra NoLastName.

The Oreo-eating teen told police that Fisher had told her that he thought her friend, Colleen Carlton, had died in the fire. Thus, this supposition, based on a lie, was proof positive Fisher was somehow connected with the fire and guilty too, of attempting to kill Carlton.

Waving the warrant around as if it had been personally signed by Adolf Hitler, Weber crowed, "This is a legal document. That computer is coming with me," before taking it to police headquarters to be gone over by a police forensics team.

Never before in Genoa City has such a blatant unprecedented assault on American civil rights and liberties ever been witnessed.