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The Evening News

January 5, 2007
by Brent Kellogg

As the GCN had thought all along, and asked at the time why the stud she was keeping in a New York City paddock hadn't been itching to perform his services or maybe wondered why he hadn't heard from her in so long a time, Carmen Mesta's former lover, David Chow, has finally got off his ass and will blow into Genoa City early next week to track down, hasn't been seen since the great Tom Fisher scandal, Leanna Love!

As a gossip reporter for a public access cable channel, Love was apparently Chow's first choice as the best person to implicate Dru Winters in Mesta's death despite the fact that the city persecutor long ago lost interest in Mrs. Winters as a suspect choosing instead to arrest Winters' adopted son, Devon Hamilton.

Claiming to have information about Mesta's death, Chow will agree to be interviewed by Love and has, mysteriously, obtained a copy of the videotape young Noah Newman shot of Winters and Mesta engaged in a shoving match. Never mind the copyright violations, Love will air the video and lo, all the world will be watching the otherwise little watched cable channel.

The airing, while it was dismissed previously as irrelevant, will dredge up new questions pertaining to Winter's guilt.

Incredibly, Love sees herself as a "Nancy Grace" type from Court TV fame and like a violently conservative, railing against the world as she sits in her rocker with a shotgun, popping Zoloft and spitting at the dog, Love will hiss something along the line "people are hungry for what's happening in people's lives today" and convinced she's got the hot story of the decade, may sputter and puke that railroading someone is "good tabloid journalism."

And you already know the elite in this city rarely watch TV or have pets, but damn if Mrs. Winters will be watching the video along with the rest of the world on what has been described "the evening news" because, well, CNN and FOX set the new standard for news and the lame sheep, not knowing the difference between news and yellow journalism, eat it up.

If the Love connection doesn't float your boat and you've become so tired of this Mesta murder you don't care who killed her, you might be interested in new details surrounding the "intervention" of Lauren Baldwin.

As the GCN reported previously, when Mrs. Baldwin's post-partum delusion reaches a new low, her husband, and best bud Phyllis Newman, will intervene to perform an intervention. Only it's not the typical intervention where people swarm the evil-infected hive and whisk the trapped bee to a sterile environment.

In Baldwin's case, her husband and Newman will summon a doctor to the Baldwin condom where the situation will be talked about!

Instead of freaking out like a normal person might do, Mrs. Baldwin will be happy to chat about her illness. She'll probably serve tea. The person freaking out, the man "terrified", is Michael Baldwin.

Mr. Baldwin will see his wife's normal behavior as crazy. She does, after all, have issues. Mrs. Baldwin missed out on much of her first baby's life and feeling as Mrs. Newman does, that she's a "bad mother", is, as Mr. Baldwin will say, what makes her "out of control."

But who's the crazy?

Is not a man keeping his wife's greatest fear captive not the work of someone mentally deranged? Is Mr. Baldwin's assertion, that he's got to go along with the kidnapping of Sheila Carter, because he'll do anything to protect his wife and family, not insane?

This is what they say. It's all about family and doing what's right. Of course, you don't have to believe a word of it. But maybe you can entertain the possibility.

In other words, it ain't about another Hallmark card moment of divine goodness and in the end everyone lives happily ever after. As we've seen again and again, Cassie Newman could come down from the heavens a million times to smear butter on their collective scaly, lying, criminal, adulterous ass and it wouldn't do any good.

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