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Security Plot Intercepted Thanks to Warrantless Eavesdropping Laws

by Liza Van Horne
February 7, 2008

SOURCE: Yahoo Instant Messenger
PARTICIPANTS: Jack and Sharon Abbott
DATE: Tuesday, February 5, 2008

jackyboyblue: shar u there???

rapunzel69: yeah

jackyboyblue: omg we gotta talk about glo

rapunzel69: tell me about it

jackyboyblue: omg that witch is out of her gord

rapunzel69: what r we gonna do???

rapunzel69: honey you spelled gord wrong it's gourd

jackyboyblue: its IM it dosen't matter

rapunzel69: true dat

jackyboyblue: we have to think of a way to drive her crazy

rapunzel69: i noes!

rapunzel69: see i spelled that wrong on purpose it's like LOLcats

jackyboyblue: i love LOLcats!!!1!!

rapunzel69: i saw a really good one today it was a kitteh in a bukkit and it said Oh Hai Mr Walrus Lookin 4 Somethin?

jackboyblue: lol!!

jackyboyblue: i love the bukkit walrus

jackyboyblue: but srsly what are we gonna do about glo

rapunzel69: we can't drive her crazy cuz that train has left the station

jackyboyblue: oh snap

jackyboyblue: LOLZ

rapunzel69: i thought that one up myself

jackyboyblue: ur a genius

rapunzel69: thx

jackyboyblue: i was thinking we should all eat beans tonight and fart in her bedroom

rapunzel69: omg did u get that from noah???

jackyboyblue: no

jackyboyblue: it's all me

jackyboyblue: we could soak all her bras in water and stick them in the freezr

rapunzel69: some1 totally did that to me in collage

jackyboyblue: i was also thinking we could get fisher to piss on her shoes

rapunzel69: omg that is awesum

jackyboyblue: thx, hey do you happen to have your aunt flo?

rapunzel69: no but i should in a few days

jackyboyblue: okay sweet

rapunzel69: why what do you want me to do

jackyboyblue: heh heh

rapunzel69: tell me!!!

jackyboyblue: r u sure?

rapunzel69: yes

jackyboyblue: ok i thought maybe you could leave a little present under her pillow

rapunzell69: EWWWWWW!!11!1

jackyboyblue: i know

rapunzel69: omg that is the grosest thing i have ever heard in my life

jackyboyblue: i know but desperate times call for desperate measures

jackyboyblue: you spelled gross wrong

rapunzel69: i did? d'oh

rapunzel69: it's IM it doens't matter

jackyboyblue: wanna mett me at the club for dinner

rapunzel69: yea sure

rapunzel69: i don't want to talk about this stuff at dinner though!!!

jackyboyblue: lol

jackyboyblue: right

jackyboyblue: wanna have some IM sex? my three o clock cancelled

rapunzel69: ur so busted u didn't have a three o anything

jackyboyblue: lol PWND!!!

rapunzel69: i can't think about sex after talkign about used lady thingz so thanks for nothing

jackyboyblue: lol sorry

rapunzel69: see u in an hour then

jackyboyblue: okz

rapunzel69: ok hon i gotta go

rapunzel69: brad keeps buzzing me and its driving me nuts i have to block him

rapunzel69: he keeps sending me the kissy face smiley

rapunzel69: the animated one

jackyboyblue: oh fuck him

jackyboyblue: block that asshole and i'll see you at the club

rapunzel69: ok hon love you c u laterz

(END SESSION)

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