News tracker 2006
January - June

June 30
Before going to have his head examined, Victor Newman gets frisky with the old cow. The Carlton home gets a new alarm system and wonder of wonders, Victoria Carlton gets her jewels back. Colleen Carlton runs her mouth to Lily Romalotti and so it won't be long until the whole town knows Colleen isn't really a Carlton - or is she? Phyllis Summers drops the bomb on Nick Newman.

June 29
Nick Newman and Phyllis Summers find rooms at the inn. Calling Jack Benny, Jack Abbott claims to be just 39 and that he had planned to propose marriage to his ex-wife! Ashley Abbott, always the bitch, annoys the hell out of Nikki Newman by insisting she must know what is going on with Victor Newman because he's the father of her baby! The Will & Jill story develops.

June 28
He's alive! Victor Newman is really alive! Brad Carlton issues a warning to those dastardly terrorists who ransacked his home. Terror in the skies! Will Nick Newman's erection poke a hole in the plane?

June 27
There is something wrong with your head. You may be having a stroke. Who you gonna call? Ashley Abbott! Crazy as a loon, Victor Newman gives NVP staff the day off. Staff? What staff? Kevin Fisher gets a contract with Jabot! Next stop: running the company. After less than an hour with Will Bardwell, Jill Abbott says there is "chemistry" between them! Neil Winters crapped on again. Carlton home found ransacked!

June 26
Jack Abbott is king of the hill; now in control of what he says will be the biggest chain of "Women's Day Spas" in the world! Terror in the sky as so many people realize Nick Newman and Phyllis Summers are on the same plane. Nikki Newman not a happy camper now that her husband sold her company right out from under her. Kevin Fisher interviews for the job of Jabot webmaster and - guess what?

June 23
Victor Newman going off the deep end makes deal with Jack Abbott legal, but has the forethought to attribute his snowflake collection as something he did for a young, male homemaker. Worried that her belly is showing and maybe that she'll start rubbing it in public, a very stressed Phyllis Summers leaves town just coincidentally with Nick Newman who now has Paul Williams' aluminum briefcase or an identical replica. Brad Carlton discovers - because everyone checks the timestamps on their files - that his computer has been hacked. So who's gonna fix it? Who's gonna suggest a firewall on a computer connected to a mainframe which should already have a firewall in place? J.T. Hellstrom!

June 22
It may be the most boring day this month. Nikki Newman and Phyllis Summers agree Jack Abbott is the enemy within but can't do anything about it because Jack is Victor Newman's go-to guy. Despite how good having sex with his wife is, Nick Newman would rather be putting the pork to another woman. Daniel and Lily Romalotti kiss and makeup after their first marital squabble.

June 21
As expected, Colleen Carlton wants to join the search for the real Brad Carlton as J.T. Hellstrom rules out the Brad they know being in the Witness Protection Program because those folks "keep a low profile". Yeah, like Bobby Marsino did. Abby Carlton has a pet turtle and sets Noah Newman off when she tells the kid his parents are liars. The longest Father's Day ever continues with some attending outdoor BBQs while others work like it's a regular business day. Lily and Daniel Romalotti so strapped for cash they can't afford two lattes between them! Victor Newman sells out.

June 20
Another please God, make it stop day. Suddenly NVP has competition of which can only be nipped in the bud by sprucing up the website. Jill Abbott stresses the importance of web presence by asking Kevin Fisher how his on-line coffee sales are going and is excited that Kevin is considering on-line dating services via the Jitter Joint! Will Bardwell meets his Internet lover. Victor Newman takes Zapato to the office and then provides salsa lessons at the Ponderosa for his lovely bride only he can't remember the two-step. Jana NoLastName springs forth as an expert on art. J.T. Hellstrom speaks of a "Code of Conduct" and then shows a can't sleep, can't eat, can't get into J.T.'s computer Colleen Carlton a photo of the real Brad Carlton.

June 19
It's Father's Day part 3 and all Billy Abbott could do was write a letter to his father by way of his mother who is so hard up for sex she's taken to looking on the Internet for love and has already gotten a bite more than likely from the sex-starved Will Bardwell. What could be the Joke of the Year as Kevin Fisher comes this close to becoming Jabot's newest webmaster. Ashley Abbott bribes prison guards to let her bring food into old man John Abbott. J.T. Hellstrom can't get enough on Brad Carlton who reveals his father was an alcoholic.

June 16
It's Father's Day part 2 and all the fathers are coming out of the woodwork including the very dead Tom Fisher who is somewhat flushed. Work goes on for those who aren't dads while those who are get the day off. Noah Newman is cooking again! Who is Zapato and is he paper trained? Who is Tangerine and is she/he potty trained? Holy Moly! Jack Abbott remembers he's a father too and at least one sibling remembers she has a daddy although Ashley Abbott is not his daughter.

June 15
It's Father's Day and everyone is shopping at the Little Shop of Horrors! Strange business dealings as Victor Newman has a memory lapse. Noah Newman one happy camper even if he can't use the computer to make dolls. All that fuss over Lauren Baldwin's baby was for not. J.T. Hellstrom catches onto what Colleen Carlton did to his computer.

June 14
Looney Tunes: Gloria Abbott promotes Kevin Fisher as a website designer for Jabot Cosmetics. Noah Newman pleased as punch to have his "family" back together. Michael Baldwin to undo Sharon Newman's divorce? Brad Carlton reveals he was a sailor boy for two years in the Navy! Jack Abbott gets his ears lowered and his weenie in Carmen Mesta's honey pot. Jitter Joint now on the World Wide Web! Be sure to check out today's latte deals and the coupon for hot muffins.

June 13
For someone who helped raise him, why does Daniel Romalotti so despise Jack Abbott? Victoria Newman needs her head examined; thinks women who have been cheated on right under their noses never forgive, but she did, and she's wrong too as Sharon Newman flip-flops. Neil Winters lives for Brad Carlton's approval. Too funny department: J.T. Hellstrom still in charge of Newman Enterprises security but doesn't know when he's been hacked and even helps the hackers.

June 12
Please God, make it stop! Noah Newman having nightmares and it's not even bedtime for Bonzo. Lily Romalotti knows all about Spyware but she doesn't know what a super sleuth J.T. Hellstrom is. Brad Carlton reaffirms that having sex with Sharon Newman is not like having real sex. Told to stay off her feet for a couple of days, what does Phyllis Summers want to do?

June 9
Oh bloody day! Phyllis Summers is bleeding! Lily Romalotti about to turn 18. Kevin Fisher lets Colleen Carlton know she's getting under his skin. Does it matter that Michael Baldwin knows nothing about his father? Victor Newman losing his hearing?

June 8
Understand this: Brad Carlton's computer is not password protected but J.T. Hellstrom's is. Jill Abbott shocked that so many Jabot employees are now Newman Enterprises. Kevin Fisher's new girlfriend gets scared off by Colleen Cartlon. Time for a barbeque? Jack Abbott signs on the dotted line. Now doing what Victor Newman did for the wellness spas project.

June 7
How many members are on the Newman Enterprises Board of Directors and who the hell is Henry Madigan? When Nick Newman snoozes, he loses. Jack Abbott caves in. Too funny department: Winters Air. Devon Hamilton's mother doesn't show for his graduation but does send him a tie. Danny Romalotti doesn't show for his son's graduation and neither does the woman who once said Daniel Romalotti was like a son to her. Sharon Newman and Phyllis Summers share an olive branch.

June 6
A ho-hum day. Brad Carlton and Sharon Newman return from their night of sex. J.T. Hellstrom swipes information from Carlton home computer as Colleen Carlton announces she's moving into the Sugar Shack and pay half the $2,000 monthly rent with money she earns as a frigging waitress. Did Victor Newman bump his head? More hand wringing over Lauren Baldwin's unborn baby.

June 5
Hoochie Mama Sharon Newman paid pilot to divert airplane to New York so she could give a man a good "F" better than Olivia Winters ever could? Nick Newman not so keen on having Brad Carlton on Newman Enterprises board of directors. Amazing! In solitary one day, John Abbott is back in the general population and being flooded with visitors. Clouds of doom surround Lauren Fenmore's unborn baby. Lily Romalotti to attend summer school! If Carmen Mesta is sucking around asking questions about Jack Abbott it can mean only one thing.

June 2
If John Abbott is in solitary confinement how can he be at the God Have Mercy Medical Center? You figure it out. Nikki Newman to open 15 health and wellness spas. Phyllis Summers to go on the road. Nick Newman agrees with GCN; how weird that there's bad weather over Logan Airport in June? How amazing that of all the hotels in New York City Brad Carlton just happened to find a room at the same one where Sharon Newman is? Victor Newman to get new jet!

June 1
Who's watching over the Newman clan? Only one guess. Brad Carlton leaves for Boston, Sharon Newman leaves for New York and Dru Winters leaves for Europe. How long until Phyllis Summers starts rubbing her belly? Bad news for studious Lily Romalotti - she can't graduate. But unable to check out a library book just a few months ago, Devon Hamilton is graduating with honors!

May 31
Wasn't the benefit supposed to be for Cassie Newman's friends? So where were they? Daniel Romalotti blames himself for Cassie's death after asking Noah Newman to be his "brother" and the two boys hug! Victor Newman makes light of giving Neil Winters the corporate jet; he can, after all, always buy another. Sharon Newman can't stop bawling as Brad Carlton's shoulder is so close by. On a very hush-hush caper, Dumb and Dumber return from Cleveland. Phyllis Summers banned from the benefit.

May 30
Cassie Newman would have thought a benefit to warn teens about drinking and driving is "cool". Getting more effeminate by the day, Noah Newman pens a poem for his dead half-sister. Carmen Mesta to run the spa and wellness PR show at Newman Enterprises. Victor Newman throws Neil Winters another bone - the Newman jet! Gloria Abbott threatens to sic Leanna Love on Walrus State Prison warden!

May 29
Old man John Abbott getting worse and for the same reasons. Where does Gloria Abbott turn for medical advise? The Internet of course. Phyllis Summers worries about having her child taken away from her. Ashley Abbott un-fires terminated employee but it doesn't matter as a Jabot loss is Nikki Newman's gain. Victor Newman's joke of the day: people should keep business lives separate from personal. There's something strange about Daniel Romalotti's infatuation with Noah Newman.

May 26
Nick and Sharon Newman agree to a conditional divorce before Sharon runs to cry on Brad Carlton's shoulder and to say she wants him to go to New York with her! How many times can Phyllis Summers be fired? And Michael Baldwin too! Victor Newman made snowflakes at the orphanage? Who knew? Yikes! The creepy Christine 'Bug' Blair is back as concern rages over the state of John Abbott's mental health.

May 25
Sharon Newman says she had no choice but to let her husband move back home and then asks for a divorce! Lawsuit against Jabot reportedly settled as Jack Abbott makes a scene at the firm and again declines Victor Newman's offer of a job at pill-popping Nikki Newman's Wellness Spas. Biggest joke of the year? Gloria Abbott appointed Jabot Fashion Consultant! Is John Abbott losing his mind?

May 24
Is Cassie Newman a god? Does she know all? See all? Has she been flying the friendly skies keeping a watch on everyone in Genoa City like the real God does? Does she know who's been naughty and nice? Does she know what was meant to be? And what's with the blue light? Is Cassie a K-Mart store too? Is Cassie the Alpha and the Omega? More importantly, can Cassie save the residents of Genoa City from themselves? God help us all, it's Cassie Newman day!

May 23
Phyllis Summers needs some DNA. Jack Abbott inquires as to whether Nick Newman's porking his former wife was just sex. Brad Carlton and Sharon Newman go at it like dogs in heat. Gina Roma gives away the restaurant as Victoria Newman offers the waitress a better job. DA Will Bardwell looks into getting old man Abbott out of prison!

May 22
Ashley Abbott learns from the Internet that the Jabot boycott may be ending; now what's wrong with old man John Abbott? Jack Abbott too states that his sister is the only Abbott at Jabot when Jill Abbott is the CEO. Noah Newman rebels when the focus is on another memorial for his dead sister. As expected, Victor Newman reaches out to his #1 enemy.

May 19
Nick Newman opposed to Brad Carlton "appointment" to Jabot board of directors. Victor Newman throws Neil Winters a bone. Ashley Abbott's resignation rejected; she rewrites history concerning best-bud brother. Busy visiting day at Walrus State Prison. Lily Winters threatens to not go to her own graduation. Colleen Carlton gets a job! Clueless PI Paul Williams and make-believe wannabe J.T. Hellstrom visit Carlton's old teacher in Cleveland and the church he attended!

May 18
Victor Newman calls off the Brad Carlton investigation and then says he wants Brad on the Jabot board of directors! Jack Abbott knocks Nick Newman on his ass when he learns the skunk has been doing his former wife. Jill Abbott declares Phyllis Summers just the greatest website designer in all of Genoa City. Katherine Sterling finds herself between a rock and a hard place. Ashley Abbott throws in the towel.

May 17
Nick Newman and Brad Carlton make a pubic spectacle of themselves. Gloria Fisher has more aces up her sleeve where Jack Abbott is concerned. Daniel Romalotti is there for his one and only friend. Sharon Newman has a bad day. Kevin Fisher bawls as Mac Browning blows the pop stand. Katherine Sterling on notice after terminating the "face" of Jabot and Chancellor Industries most useless CEO. Phyllis Summers wants to tell the father of her baby the good news but doesn't when he says he already knows.

May 16
The other shoe drops for Jack Abbott. Nick Newman moves into the "Newman executive suite" at the Athletic Supporter. Noah Newman's worst fear comes true; he no longer has a real family. Mac Browning says what are hopefully her final goodbyes.

May 15
Jack Abbott removed from power. Victor Newman reinstates nitwits. Brad and Victoria Carlton return from weekend honeymoon. Jill Abbott denied what should have been rightfully hers.

May 12
Mother's Day in Genoa City; what a pathetic lot. Call me Mom, call me daughter; even Yolanda Hamilton's name is tossed around. Kevin Fisher suddenly so sad that Mac Browning won't be around. Newman clan worried that Noah Newman will have a bad reaction to losing his family. Please, God, make it stop. Sharon Newman planning a benefit for Cassie Newman!

May 11
Phyllis Summers reportedly 8 weeks pregnant; but who's the daddy? Nick Newman moving into the "Newman Suite" at the Athletic Supporter Motel. Mac Browning is back on her way to - New Orleans! As the press releases fly, Jack Abbott can't keep a low profile. Although he said they are still a family, Devon Hamilton thought to be hurting by members of the Winters clan as Lily Winters just can't stop asking whether her parents will breakup. Plus, the question of the day: What woman keeps a cellphone in her bra?

May 10
It's official! Mrs. Victoria Carlton. After the knot is tied the great Victor Newman makes a family values speech only to learn his son's marriage is on the rocks. Baby? What a big surprise - for Phyllis Summers. Neil Winters finally gets it through his thick head. Will the real Brad Carlton please stand up?

May 9
Is Sharon Newman a nut case - or what? Why does Nikki Newman need a nurse when she's got Victor? It's Victoria Newman and Brad Carlton's big wedding day.

May 8
Wedding bells ring for Brad Carlton and Victoria Newman. All better and with a prescription for some nice drugs, Nikki Newman is sprung from the God Have Mercy Medical Center. Carmen Mesta blows into town. Now it's Sharon Newman who absolutely must attend her son's first baseball game. Dru Winters is so busted.

May 5
Noah Newman to write a paper on his one day trip to Paris! Oh my god, say it ain't so. Cassie Newman was watching over Nikki Newman after all! Andrew Gibson fires back! Colleen Carton flip-flops. Dru Winters back to her old self now thinks of Daniel Romalotti as a "numbskull."

May 4
Will Nikki Newman live or die? Nick Newman praises daddy for wailing on a man nearly killing him. Colleen Carlton scolded for being so rude, moves in with the hunkmonkey. Noah Newman worried he may not have a family anymore. Leanna Love is still on the air? Michael Baldwin declares, "There's a bug in the Boardroom" and it ain't Christine 'Bug' Blair. More

May 3
Visiting day for John Abbott at the Walrus State Prison. Will Bardwell sucks around Ashley Abbott. Bridal shower for Victoria Newman. Is Sharon Newman on acid? Brad Carlton threatens to quit. Victor Newman remembers he has another daughter. Nikki Newman carjacked!  More

May 2
For once, Sharon Newman makes a lot of sense. Jack Abbott comes out smelling like a rose; will plant more stories in the press. Phyllis Summers asked to plant Jabot's story on the Internet too! J.T. Hellstrom goes shopping for a key chain at the trinket store. Colleen Carlton makes her move. Victor Newman urged to return control of the empire to his kids.

May 1
Newman Mutiny players take their respective positions as Victor Newman decides to keep one of his biggest debits close at hand. Victoria Newman assures Colleen Carlton that having sex with J.T. Hellstrom was just that - sex. Neil Winters takes Daniel Romalotti on a shopping spree and Lily Romalotti is certain a promotion is in her husband's future. Jabot's on-crack team freaks out when scandal hits the Internet. Katherine Sterling makes her move. More

Apr 28
Nikki Newman officially joins the mutiny. Brad Carlton to become a Newman Enterprises board member? J.T. Hellstrom assures Colleen Carlton it was just sex. Sharon Newman has sex with her husband but it wasn't as good for her as it was for him. Daniel Romalotti has urge to sleep in on a workday but doesn't because it's not what Cassie Newman would have wanted. Gloria Abbott plants a story in the Press which, ironically, the GCN reported days ago. Kevin Fisher goes to prison.

Apr 27
Sharon Newman came home because it's been one year since Cassie Newman's car accident! Nick Newman begs the little woman for another chance - and gets it. Oh Lord, say it ain't so; Lily Romalotti talking about having kids. Colleen Carlton warns Victoria Newman; she knows what Victoria did. Jabot evildoers think they've caught a break; Gibsons may be sue happy. Nikki Newman needs a reason to join the mutiny.

Apr 26
Jack Abbott fears tabloids and talk shows will be all over the Gibson wrongful death story. Michael Baldwin told to offer more than $35 million to make story go away. Katherine Sterling thinks it may be time for new leadership at Jabot. Colleen Carlton swears wedding won't take place. Nick Newman circles the wagons. Victoria Newman enlists her mother's help in a mutiny. Sharon Newman returns from Paris!

Apr 25
Victor Newman lays down the law and the Newman kids are not happy campers. Still, Victoria and Nick Newman vow to fight on. Neil Winters, his nose very brown, sticks it to Brad Carlton as Neil's wife flaps her ignorant gums. Colleen Carlton discovers why they call J.T. Hellstrom a hunk monkey. Jabot Cosmetics slapped with a massive civil suit as the Gibson autopsy comes in.

Apr 24
Victor Newman regains full control of the empire. Once a dog, always a dog, Nick Newman just can't stay away from Phyllis Summers. Emma Gibson reportedly had food poisoning 3 days before using Jabot product. Will Bardwell grills Ashley Abbott in the old stuck elevator trick. Lily Romalotti thinks there's a future in mail delivery. Daniel Romalotti, his feet up on the great man's desk, overhears Brad Carlton warning J.T. Hellstrom.

Apr 21
The insanity continues. Victor Newman to put Jabot products in every wellness spa! Ashley Abbott pleased to learn Phyllis Summers is back on the job because Jabot needed an Internet expert! Nikki Newman is short handed and there's only one person for the job. Dru Winters on the warpath; how dare anyone mess with her loyal and dedicated brown-nosing husband? Gloria Abbott and Kevin Fisher so "sorry" a woman died because of what Gloria did, but you know, crap happens. Lauren Baldwin swears her baby is going to grow up "normal".

Apr 20
Sharon Newman yanks her kid out of school and takes off for Paris. Nick Newman swears he wants to save the marriage but who does he call? Now it's Phyllis Summers' turn to save Jabot. Neil Winters squeals to Victor Newman about Brad Carlton. Behind the 8-ball, J.T. Hellstrom is told to crap or get off the pot.

Apr 19
Is the jig up for soon-to-be granny Gloria Abbott? Nikki Newman cuts a deal with the great man only now her partner has bailed out and back to Jabot. Sharon Newman says she's ready to divorce her man. Jack Abbott, so lame, wastes his time telling Victor Newman how important Phyllis Summers is.

Apr 18
Nikki Newman claims to be worried about her precious family but not so worried she's willing to dump Phyllis Summers. As always, Victor Newman is one step ahead. Brad Carlton pulls the rug out from under Neil Winters who, had he not been putting the pork to his wife, might have been the first monkey wrench in Carlton's new "power base". Michael Baldwin frets over being the best dad a kid could have. Scotty Grainger is alive!

Apr 17
It's one of those family values days in Genoa City. Brad Carlton threatened with the loss of his daughter. Victor Newman refuses to give the bride away. Michael Baldwin throws his mother to the wolves. J.T. Hellstrom pumps Colleen Carlton and Jill Abbott but not the way either would like. Phyllis Summers thinks she's indispensable. Abby Carlton knows which side her bread is buttered on.

Apr 14
Nick Newman confesses his sins to daddy who just can't understand how such a thing could have happened. Victor Newman kicks Phyllis Summers out on her ass! Daniel Romalotti can't understand why his mother doesn't learn from her mistakes. Who said Gloria Abbott is crazy? Ashley Abbott takes a lie detector test. J.T. Hellstrom and Colleen Carlton return to the daze of yesteryear.

Apr 13
Daniel Romalotti accepts job at Newman Enterprises as mailroom clerk but would rather be like Mr. Newman. Her first day on the job and guess who Lily Romalotti's first two customers are? Jack Abbott looks for ways to get the house-calling Will Bardwell off his case. Kevin Fisher spills his guts.

Apr 12
Brad Carlton announces a new Newman takeover just right for Phyllis Summers. Sharon Newman won't deal; she wants that bitch gone. Lauren Baldwin confirms the worst; she's pregnant! J.T. Hellstrom throws a hissy fit when Kevin Fisher moves out of the Sugar Shack. Colleen Carlton to be matron of dishonor at father's wedding.

Apr 11
Nick Newman tries to get Phyllis Summers to leave the building but daddy Newman puts the kibosh on his plan. Also on the move, Kevin Fisher into the Abbott Hotel. Nikki Newman sputters how Sharon Newman begged her for a job and then bailed on her. DA Will Bardwell searches the Jabot lab. J.T. Hellstrom gets his ears lowered. Funny, just too freaking funny. Victor Newman assures Daniel Romalotti that he won't cross paths with the Winters clan at Newman Enterprises and Lily Romalotti recalls when Devon Hamilton worked at the NE mailroom where, "the pay was great." More

Apr 10
Suddenly, Victoria Newman remembers; gosh, Brad Carlton doesn't have a family; at least not one he wants to invite to their wedding. Why is that? J.T. Hellstrom, dirt digger, carries around sensitive material in his backpack. Sharon Newman demands that Phyllis Summers be fired! Will Bardwell refuses to cozy up with Abbott family members and friends. Newlyweds throw a shed-warming party. Victor Newman offers to fix Daniel Romalotti up with a job.

Apr 7
Woman who was touched by Glow Again dies! Brad Carlton wonder's why he's such a loser. Sharon Newman gives thumbs down to 2nd spokesgeek job. J.T. Hellstrom reassigned to dirt digger. Mac Browning blows pop stand; returning to Indian reservation.

Apr 6
Brad Carlton comes up with the best idea he's had in years; fire J.T. Hellstrom! Sharon Newman rips Phyllis Summers and her husband a new one. In a panic, Katherine Sterling suggests bringing attorney Mitchell 'Tank' Sherman out of the grave as Jack Abbott recommends Michael Baldwin as the lawyer best adept at paying people off. More

Apr 5
Jabot executives scramble to do damage control until its insurance company, not the FDA or the State of Wisconsin, shuts down production! Jack and Gloria Abbott go off to see the wizard. Daniel Romalotti in search of a job. Lily Romalotti too, only, like Sharon Newman, she's fixed up with work paid for off the books. For toeing the line, Devon Hamilton is given his reward.

Apr 4
Now it's Lauren Fenmore's turn to say Jack Abbott knows what he's doing. Tainted Glow Again said to contain cleaning solvent. Phyllis Summers pimps Sharon Newman as spokesgeek for wellness spas. Nick Newman uses death as an excuse for cheating on his wife. Aware that Devon Hamilton still has "feelings" for his daughter, Neil Winters wants his help so that they might heal as a family. Dru Winters threatens to pull the plug on teen marriage. Victoria Newman swears she's going to marry Brad Carlton despite what her daddy wants.

Apr 3
Busted, Nick Newman says it was just sex. Despite bawling her brains out, it seem clear Sharon Newman will take the bum back. Kevin Fisher lost in the smog sees Jack Abbott as a businessman who knows what he's doing. Gloria Abbott #1 suspect in what is being called "industrial sabotage." Michael Baldwin warns of lawsuits to come. The Winters' and the Romalotti's dine together.

Mar 31
Neil Winters pokes around and finds out more than he needed to know. Mr. and Mrs. Romalotti plan for the future. Nick and Sharon Newman recall when they were King and Queen at the college dance? Only, they never went to college. At least, she didn't and what he got was a nighttime speed course at GCU. Jack Abbott, et al, try to prevent the spread of Glow Again disease as Brad Carlton worries what will become of Abby Carlton.

Mar 30
Tainted cosmetics product becoming a regular outbreak as Jabot executives personally call around the city warning people not to use Glow Again. J.T. Hellstrom proves again what a slug he is as Kevin Fisher makes his move on Hellstrom's leftover. Is there going to be a hot time in the old Genoa City Hotel room tonight or is that Nick Newman just breathing hard?

Mar 29
Nick Newman thwarts wife's desire to become involved in Wellness Spa project. Sharon Newman to throw soiree to celebrate 10 years of marriage in the same hotel room where Nick banged his mistress. New bride and groom Daniel Romalotti and Lily Winters make the rounds. Brad Carlton and Victoria Newman set wedding date. Unlike the Winters clan, can Victor Newman single-handedly shut this marriage down? Much ado over who made the prank Jitter Joint call. Gloria Abbott taken to the God Have Mercy Medical Center when bad rash breaks out on her face. Abby Carlton comes down with the creeping crud too! Phyllis Summers is shocked to learn that likeness of soiled garb she's returning to the Little Shop of Horrors was just purchased by her lover's wife.

Mar 28
Nikki Newman tells old man Victor it would be uncomfortable to have J.T. Hellstrom hanging around the Ponderosa because he slept with their daughter. Brad Carlton gives Victoria Newman the engagement ring back. Glow Again press conference makes business headlines. Gloria Abbott contaminates toxic cosmetic product. Abby Carlton plays guinea pig. Sharon Newman speaks at Newman Enterprises press conference for its new product - whatever it is. Prisoner John Abbott soon to have a visitor. More nonsense with Kevin Fisher, Mac Browning and Colleen Carlton.

Mar 27
Paul Williams returns from Las Vegas with the runaway bride and groom. Much hand wringing by Phyllis Summers, Dru and Neil Winters. Sharon Newman back to seeing people in mirrors laughing at her. Colleen Carlton seeks redemption for J.T. Hellstrom then watches basketball with him.

Mar 24
With their "special" song playing in the background, Lily Winters and Daniel Romalotti consummate their marriage. Paul Williams comes up a day late and a dollar short. Having pangs of guilt, Nick Newman informs Phyllis Summers that he loves her, but she breaks it off just as Sharon Newman puts the pieces in place. Gloria Fisher has delusions of grandeur.

Mar 23
Sharon Newman gets closer to the truth. Paul Williams; still as useless as teats on a bull. Lily Winters and Daniel Romalotti arrive in Las Vegas and find that Elvis has not left the building! Jabot's what's old is new again product named Glow Again! And, for those who love sequels, Gloria Abbott pulls a Dru Winters.

Mar 22
As just about everyone opens their homes to the runaways, clueless as ever Paul Williams reports he has no clue as to Lily Winters' whereabouts. Daniel Romalotti thinks it would be a "blast" to get married; now all he needs is a state that allows seventeen-year-olds to do just that. Gloria Abbott puts in for the spokesgeek job just as the family cosmetics company announces the return of Glow by Jabot! Can the Glow Worms be far off? Hot on the trail, Sharon Newman finds her hubby with that woman - again.

Mar 21
Never fear! Paul Williams is on the Winters case. Lily Winters wants to get married! Jack Abbott offers to let Daniel Romalotti stay with him. Phyllis Summers thinks Jack is a "remarkable" man for asking. The young Newman's accountant finds strange charges on their personal credit card. Sharon Newman asks too many questions. Brace yourself for Ashley Carlton's amazing "press conference" and Gloria Abbott's summation that John Abbott is a man of "integrity". That's why the old man is in prison. More

Mar 20
Lily Winters is on the move; but get a load of where she's moving to! J.T. Hellstrom happy to hear that Brad Carlton is okay that he slept with Victoria Newman. Daniel Romalotti takes the moral high ground. Phyllis Summers asks her son if he's running away again. Glo Fisher-Abbott the Jabot mole? More

Mar 16 and 17 - Y&R did not air.

Mar 15
Before leaving town Daniel Romalotti has a few good-byes to make. Lily Winters remains missing but guess who got her passport? Hells! Bells! The creep Christine 'Bug' Blair is back! Security expert now, J.T. Hellstrom is told to stay away from that Carlton girl. Gloria Abbott warned about Victor Newman but says she's got the situation under control. More

Mar 14
Just call Gloria Abbott Victor Newman's flying monkey. Ashley Carlton says miracle moisturizer was one year in planning stage. Daniel Romalotti about to get the shock of his life as Lily Winters says she wants to go on the run again. Brad Carlton's reaction to J.T. Hellstroms' sleeping with Victoria Newman? "It wasn't like we were together then."

Mar 13
Victoria Newman says sleeping with J.T. Hellstrom was just sex and Brad Carlton laps it up. Colleen Carlton giddy now that Mac Browning is moving back to the Chancellor mausoleum. What's all the talk about Mary Williams? Is she alive? Nikki Newman gives Gloria Abbott tips on how to get ahead in the business world. If you missed last year's Lily Winters on the run spree you'll love the 2006 version.

Mar 10
Will kissing Katherine Sterling's ass get Gloria Abbott anywhere? J.T. Hellstrom breaks it off with Mac Browning and Kevin Fisher couldn't be happier. Brad Carlton decides not to quit only to learn that his girlfriend slept with someone else. As Neil Winters calls the kettle black his daughter runs to Daniel Romalotti for help and thus the sequel to the Summer Crime Spree of 2005 starts anew.

Mar 9
Gloria Abbott may be down, but she's not out. Brad Carlton threatens to quit if he can't have his way with the boss. Does Lily Winters have the guts?

Mar 8
Brad Carlton in denial. Bad news: Colleen Carlton is staying in Genoa City for good. J.T. Hellstrom hinting around for more sex with Victoria Newman as Mac Browning wallows in self-pity. Ashley Carlton talks of skills while Gloria Abbott smacks her and Jack Abbott over the head with a Chancellor-Sterling skillet. Neil Winters dead set on sending his, um, daughter back to New Hampshire.

Mar 7
Sharon Newman's got the dirt on J.T. Hellstrom and her sister-in-law. Is Noah Newman going brokeback mountain? Why's he so excited about a bake sale? Why is Lily Winters so shocked about who her real father is when she's known for a year? Calling Malfunction Winters; are you out there? Gloria Abbott ready to do battle at her first Jabot board meeting.

Mar 6
How to save the sinking Jabot ship? Stick Ashley Carlton in the lab! Jack Abbott officially "the man of the house" now that daddy Abbott is serving time. After putting the pork to Victoria Newman, J.T. Hellstrom says "it's a matter of trust." Mac Browning slumps into the battered housewife syndrome. Kevin Fisher a "godsend"?

Mar 3
What happens when your spoiled brat says he wants peach cobbler from the Athletic Supporter and it's a two hour roundtrip drive? Ask Sharon Newman. So what's the problem? Doesn't Lily Winters know who her biological father is? Whores, male and female alike, get it on with whomever is free including J.T. Hellstrom who has to have sex after dumping the mother of his dead baby. With thoughts of Nick Newman dancing in her head, Phyllis Summers spreads her legs for Jack Abbott.

Mar 2
Another kid drops out of school as Noah Newman prepares to go with his parents to Paris! Jack Abbott not sweating the small stuff when Gloria Abbott announces she's now a Jabot stock holder. Devon Hamilton returns from Chicago. Lily Winters registers for school just before Summer break. Phyllis Summers threatens to expose Dru Winters' dirty laundry.

Mar 1
Good-bye John Abbott. How do you get rid of an unwanted baby? Ask Mac Browning. Better late than never Traci Abbott Connelly makes the scene. Brad Carlton wants six month waiting period waived. Phyllis Summers has lovers remorse.

Feb 28
John Abbott does the right thing. Sluggish Jack Abbott says Kevin Fisher is not part of the Abbott family. Grab a barf bag department: Devon Hamilton away on a field trip with his "UN School Club"; was inspired by Malfunction Winters! Noah Newman admitted to the God Have Mercy Medical Center.

Feb 27
"Bad seed" Daniel Romalotti did Lily Winters wrong again so Dru Winters is on the warpath. To soothe his daughter's frazzled nerves Neil Winters takes her on a shopping spree. Nick Newman thinks of a way to tell his wife papa needs a brand new bag. Wait until you find out what Jack Abbott and Ashley Carlton's 'plan B' is. Try not to laugh.

Feb 24
John Abbott's big day in court and Nick Newman's being stuck in a snow storm sum up the entire day.

Feb 23
Oreo-eating Sierra Hoffman lies her fat ass off. Kevin Fisher asks the burning question as to why those who don't like him keep hanging around the coffee shop he owns. Did Mac Browning have an abortion?

Feb 22
John Abbott cuts a deal; 20 years and his faux daughter gets a free ride. Jack Abbott cries Phyllis Summers a river. Ashley Carlton wallows in misery. Colleen Carlton's plan easily fools J.T. Hellstrom. Lily Winters spreads her legs for Daniel Romalotti as Devon Hamilton says he's got the hots for her too.

Feb 21
Victoria Newman puts Brad Carlton on ice. Phyllis Summers throws monkey wrench into wellness spa. Abby Carlton still messed up. Nick Newman purchases hybrid SUV for wedding anniversary. Colleen Carlton hires PI. Is abortion in Mac Browning's future? Jack Abbott pulls congressional strings. John Abbott resigns Jabot post.

Feb 20
Where do the folks in Genoa City get their news? Entertainment Tonight! John Abbott charged with first degree murder. Ashley Carlton charged with obstruction of justice. Both out on bail and eating breakfast like it's no big deal. Victor Newman summons Carlton just to say he'll always be there for her despite the fact that just days ago she told him to stick it. Brad Carlton happy to hear the news. Jabot Cosmetics sinking fast. Nick and Sharon Newman's 10th wedding anniversary right around the corner and all Nick can think about is Phyllis Summers.

Feb 17
Too bad John Abbott can't be president of the United States. As he refuses again to allow a crime to be covered up the DA places him and his faux daughter under arrest. Jack Abbott to take 100% control of Jabot Cosmetics and CEO Jill Abbott is loving it. Victoria Newman uses J.T. Hellstrom as a sounding board. Savvy Dru Winters can't see what her daughter is doing. Mac Browning confirms her pregnancy.

Feb 16
Gloria Abbott lights a fire. Everyone's feeling sorry for the Abbott family and if this isn't one of the most boring days in Genoa City we don't what is.

Feb 15
Overused line of the day: "What are you doing here?" Since when does Gloria Abbott work for Paul Williams? Gina Roma conspires with teens. Is the idea of two women thinking they're going to have sex with Nick Newman not revolting? Colleen Carlton returns to the one place she's sure to bump into Kevin Fisher. Lily Winters told she must attend school. What? Did she think she wouldn't have to? Oops - Mac Browning is having morning sickness; do hunkmonkeys propagate?

Feb 14
Valentine's Day in the big city. Abby Carlton taken out of school again to go on business trip with her father who really isn't. John Abbott ponders his remaining days. Sharon Newman receives plane tickets to Paris. Lily Winters receives a credit card of her very own with a stipulation she not see that bad seed. Jack Abbott buries the hatchet.

Feb 13
DA Will Bardwell refuses to believe John Abbott even when the old man passes a lie detector and his faux daughter confess what she did. Colleen Carlton to help young lovers keep their secret. Victoria Newman waffles on Brad Carlton. Victor Newman has Jack Abbott's injunction squashed as Jill Abbott sputters what the Carlton mess is doing to business.

Feb 10
Lily Winters is scolded for having a foul mouth then rewarded with news that she'll be able to stay in Genoa City. Daniel Romalotti to take Noah Newman to July basketball camp. Nick Newman claims to have a brain. Victoria Newman is happy to have sex with a married man but not be engaged to one. Ashley Carlton threatens to cut Paul Williams off. John Abbott sees his "beauty" as the most caring woman in the world. Michael Baldwin confesses.

Feb 9
Her wedding date set for August, her spewing that Brad Carlton is an "amazing" man, Victoria Newman is shocked when Carlton calls it off. Michael Baldwin wrestles with the truth. Luminol may be the key to putting John Abbott away as DA Will Bardwell says his case against Ashley Carlton is solid. What's the difference between a regular messenger and a "certified" messenger? Ask Paul Williams. More

Feb 8
Sharon Newman asked to convince Ashley Carlton to cancel the divorce. John Abbott content to let faux daughter take the fall. Lauren Fenmore to testify at Carlton trial. Daniel Romalotti moving to New York? Lorena Davis sends Devon Hamilton a birthday card; and pigs fly. Much worry that Leanna Love will interview Abby Carlton.

Feb 7
John Abbott unknowingly stumbles upon the perfect out when he says he won't let his "flesh and blood" take the murder rap. Paul Williams says it'll be hard, but he'll try to prove the old man is guilty. Brad Carlton suggests soon to be ex wife influence the jury! Leanna Love gets the scoop. Victoria Newman going public now that the Carlton divorce is final. Devon Hamilton turns 18. Lily Winters pops out of a box, promises not to see Daniel Romalotti and then goes to the one place Romalotti is sure to be.

Feb 6
Sharon Newman frets; if only she had more time to cook her family wouldn't have to eat junk food. Ashley Carlton convinced that three wrongs make a right. Paul Williams certain Will Bardwell will win his case because he's politically motivated. Colleen Carlton wants to rid Genoa City of the entire Fisher family. J.T. Hellstrom gets it right; Mac Browning has two heads!

Feb 3
Mr. Wellness, Victor Newman to build empire #2 with his darling wife. Sharon Newman didn't forget her keys by accident; it was only a matter of time. Mac Browning scolds J.T. Hellstrom for seeing other girls. District Attorney refuses to believe that John Abbott killed Tom Fisher.

Feb 2
The big question: If John Abbott wrecked his car why is it parked in the Abbott Hotel driveway. Will Bardwell takes over the Fisher murder case and is handed a confession by the killer. Kevin Fisher has the remains of the day. Colleen Carlton seeks protection in the event fear strikes again. Nikki Newman wise to another marriage breakdown.

Feb 1
Function at the injunction. Abby Carlton puts on a dog and pony show for her classmates. Sharon Newman considers Brad and Ashley Carlton "loving" parents. Kevin Fisher can't get it through his thick head why Colleen Carlton can't see that he's changed. Daniel Romalotti pleads his best friend's case and gets a spineless reaction. John Abbott suffering from stress returned to the God Have Mercy Medical Center to run up more medical bills as Ashley Carlton surmises she'll win the hearts and minds of a jury because she's a woman. But is she really?

Jan 31
Phyllis Summers moves into her new office. Victor Newman served with legal papers. Nick Newman blows his wife off. At the breakfast from Hell, Devon Hamilton upset to learn Daniel Romalotti isn't over Lily Winters. Jack Abbott throws his sister to the wolves. Now what's wrong with John Abbott and why is he laying on the sidewalk?

Jan 30
Jabot Cosmetics going down the tubes and all because of Ashley Carlton. John Abbott agrees to remain forgetful until Michael Baldwin can remember he's a lawyer. Gloria Abbott considers daughter-in-law to be a pillar of the community; aren't all sperm thieves? Jill Abbott being called by media whores on her cell phone! Sharon Newman and Dru Winters return from Denver; toxic chemical sales up as a result. Daniel Romalotti wants Lily Winters to have a good life.

Jan 27
Paul Williams has a new client and J.T. Hellstrom is off to the motor city. John Abbott gets his memory back. Phyllis Summers and Nick Newman get closer in every way. Kevin Fisher worries he could be doomed as the evil son.

Jan 26
It's a day mostly about nothing. Reporters camped in front of the Abbott Hotel didn't see old man John Abbott leave as Ashley Carlton continues calling the shots where her attorney is concerned. Kevin Fisher continues pining away for a way to make Colleen Carlton like him. Disaster at the Jitter Joint.

Jan 25
Wellness Center girls chow down on bacon and eggs at the Athletic Supporter. Jack Abbott and Nikki Newman clueless about the glow in Nick Newman's and Phyllis Summer's eyes. Ashley Carlton warns Michael Baldwin she'll have his license to practice law. If Colleen Carlton can easily reach Lily Winters by phone, why can't Daniel Romalotti? Mac Browning wants J.T. Hellstrom to join her in convincing the unconvinced that Kevin Fisher is a changed man.

Jan 24
Jack Abbott begs to be taken back then flips Phyllis Summers off. Paul Williams vows Ashley Carlton won't go to prison as she worries about losing everything only to say she's not worried. Mac Browning and Kevin Fisher yammer about how much he's changed. Colleen Carlton on point: is everyone in Genoa City crazy? Yolanda Hamilton throws in her panties; watch out Seattle!

Jan 23
Yolanda Hamilton gets caught with her pants down. Neil Winters promises he'll squeal. Nick Newman declares Phyllis Summers to be an 'amazing' woman. Sharon Newman has a feeling something isn't right. J.T. Hellstrom declares Mac Browning to be 'amazing' too. Kevin Fisher swears he's a changed man. Colleen Carlton chats with the freak who tried to kill her.

Jan 20
Only one person left to forgive Kevin Fisher. For all the promises that he'd make Sheila Carter pay, Michael Baldwin has no concern that she's still free. Sissy boys on the move again as J.T. Hellstrom doesn't like his girls gawked at. Cassie Newman talks to Nick Newman. Phyllis Summers born to ride. Devon Hamilton too dumb for words as he asks if Neil Winters would really pay to send him to college. Yolanda Hamilton drops her pants for Sugar Daddy.

Jan 19
Will Cassie Newman's birthday ever end? Daniel Romalotti can't stop thinking about that damn letter. Dru Winters won't forget that bad seed. Paul Williams see all charges against Ashley Carlton dropped; so why is the Abbott family so worried? Colleen Carlton thinks about her new step-mother. Mac Browning sees the writing on the wall. It won't be long; Yolanda Hamilton moving up in the business world.

Jan 18
Spa girls promise Jack Abbott a good fight. Gloria Abbott turns up with the missing gun drawer key. Abby Carlton worried to death. Colleen Carlton puts life on hold for "family emergency" that was not such an emergency Traci Connelly could be bothered.

Jan 17
Michael Baldwin demands all charges against his client be dropped but Ashley Carlton runs her mouth to keep the ruse alive. John Abbott returns home and the first thing he remembers is the gun police have connected to Paul Williams. After more bawling about Cassie Newman's birthday, Sharon Newman sets off on a business trip. Mac Browning receives a message from Billy Abbott. Jack Abbott hits Phyllis Summers with a non-complete clause!

Jan 16
Jack Abbott creates a new job just for Phyllis Summers. Michael Baldwin having bad dreams. Much bawling over what Cassie Newman's fifteenth birthday might have been like as Noah Newman says he knows Cassie is watching them from heaven. Are Neil Winters and Yolanda Hamilton getting cozy? Reporters camp outside the Abbott Hotel as Victor Newman offers to move the entire household to the Ponderosa. Gloria Abbott praises Ashley Carlton for setting herself up to take John Abbott's fall.

Jan 13
Victor Newman declares Lauren Fenmore's survival a "miracle'. Much ado over how to handle Cassie Newman's birthday; can Noah Newman deal with the pain? Scotty Grainger and Kevin Fisher change their minds about moving out of the Sugar Shack. Tom Fisher has parting words for the son he battered. Daniel Romalotti turns to booze.

Jan 12
The great news that Lauren Fenmore is alive spreads far and wide. Sheila Carter praised for saving a life, but where could she be? Cops have no proof that Ashley Carlton shot Tom Fisher. Abby Carlton's bad dream so severe even sugar can't fix it. Much ado about Devon Hamilton's unwillingness to attend Boston University. Sharon Newman in turmoil; how can she go on a business trip when it's Cassie Newman's birthday?

Jan 11
Sheila Carter didn't die and she's not under arrest either. That Lauren Fenmore is alive is hailed as a miracle. Kevin Fisher makes a decision; he and Scotty Grainger are moving out of the Sugar Shack. Winters clan go around and around about Devon Hamilton turning down the opportunity of a lifetime.

Jan 10
It's happening again! Like Nate Hastings and Noah Newman, Abby Carlton is having bad dreams! Old man Yawn Abbott says the reason he went out on the night of Tom Fisher's murder was because the Abbott Hotel cupboards were bare. Devon Hamilton admits what the GCN first suspected long ago - he's got the hots for Lily Winters! Strike 4, Paul Williams is out again; cops capture Sheila Carter after she sticks it to Scotty Grainger who, bleeding, refuses medical treatment.

Jan 9
Abby Carlton ostracized as rumor spreads around school what a murdering bitch Ashley Carlton is. Double whammy - it's Cassie Newman's birthday! Yawn Abbott learns the truth and then has another relapse. Memorial service for Lauren Fenmore may not be wasted after all. It's a girl's prerogative; J.T. Hellstrom changes mind about kicking girls out of Sugar Shack. Oh, Lord. Say it ain't so! Sheila Carter got away!

Jan 6
Paul Williams saves the damsel in distress! Lauren Fenmore rushed to the Chapel of Love. John Abbott's selective memory working overtime. Phyllis Summers and Nick Newman can't let go of their mother/son relationship. Victoria Newman, Sharon Newman, Brad Carlton, Ashley Carlton, Victor Newman, it's not about any of them. It's all about Abby Carlton! Daniel Romalotti allows Neil Winters to berate him; believes letter from Lily Winters is real.

Jan 5
Michael Baldwin rushes to reign in his biggest problem. Ashley Carlton says she hates to lie. Is Paul Williams a PI or a funeral director? Yolanda Hamilton twists the knife in Dru Winters' back. Devon Hamilton backs out; has letter #2. More senility from Victor Newman; says his boy is a man.

Jan 4
Yolanda Hamilton scores a new, full-time job! Lily Winters gives Daniel Romalotti the old heave ho. Victor Newman to make Ashley Carlton's problems go away; will talk to DA; testify at trial at what a good sperm thief she is. Christine 'Bug' Blair slithers around; makes moral judgments. Brad Carlton told he can't love two women at the same time.

Jan 3
Unholy alliance continues at remote farmhouse explains why Michael Baldwin has a feeling his wife isn't dead. Paul Williams sputtering now; he'll make Sheila Carter pay. J.T. Hellstrom wants the Sugar Shack cleared of riff-raft. Mac Browning must check to see who wears the pants in the family if it ain't J.T. John Abbott "wakes up" with selective memory. Victor Newman picks up the scent of that special woman.

Jan 2
New Year's Day in Genoa City and everyone is rushing about going to business meetings, etc. Scotty Grainger wants to be bait when Tom Fisher's van is found. Lauren Fenmore and Sheila Carter becoming way too friendly. Victoria Newman agrees to marry Brad Carlton; will anyone catch on that Brad is still legally married to the sperm thief? Oh lord, it's always about those precious children. Who will tell Abby Carlton? Athletic Club offers new service. Take & Bake COD.