News tracker 2007
January - June

Jun 28
Tests and more medical tests to find out what's wrong with Nick Newman. Isn't it nice to have health insurance? Like a shadow, Dr. Logan won't leave his side. Abby Carlton blames herself for Brad and Victoria Carlton's impending divorce. First he's too fragile to be told his father is alive and then it's okay to tell Noah Newman although the truth can be confusing. Can anyone talk Colleen Carlton out of helping Kevin Fisher capture Jana Hawkes?

Jun 27
At it again, Lauren Baldwin attempts to cover up a crime. Gloria Bardwell keeps her man secluded. Heaven help Phyllis Newman, there's another District Attorney in town and he's on her case. Nick Newman's dying wish will have to wait as a park ranger happened by the tent and now a selective memory Newman can't remember much of what happened.

Jun 26
The care bears take a dump in the Wisconsin forest. Mama bear Dr. Logan says Papa bear Nick Newman needs emergency medical care - but it can wait until morning. For someone who doesn't want to get caught, Jana Hawkes is one busy communicative beaver. Decisions, decisions. Will Colleen Carlton help Kevin Fisher save his reputation? The polls are closed, the vote counted, so who won the State Senate race and will voters get what they deserve?

Jun 25
Holy crap! We've heard of time warps in Genoa City, but can it be November already? The debates are over? The campaigning is done, voters have voted and it's a tossup between Nikki Newman and Jack Abbott? Wilma and Gloria Bardwell move into the Baldwin condom. Amber Ashby buys her hubby a hog and we ain't taking about Victoria or Colleen Carlton. Won't you come home Jana Hawkes? Kevin Fisher's got a nice lawyer for you to meet.

Jun 22
It's the great political debate! Sure as shootin', Nikki Newman blames Victor Newman for making her kiss David Chow. And who should be surfing the net to see the shocking video? What were the odds that Cane Ashby would take his wife on a picnic at the very location where she buried the stolen money? Is Victoria Carlton's baby, the one in her belly, making her eat so much?

Jun 21
What the hell? If Amber Ashby was going to identify Plum's body, why didn't she and her boobs call the police in the first place? Does she think someone won't question what she was doing at the morgue or that no one knew Plum was staying with the boy she gave porn lessons to? The shocking video hits the Internet with the usual, predicable, repercussions as Nikki Newman says, so? It was just one kiss. New poll: Jack Abbott in the lead. It's a regular horse's ass race.

Jun 20
More craziness as a reporter digs into the Carlton divorce and Nikki Newman blames Brad Carlton for making his divorce public as if nobody knew or could find out. As expected, the shocking video of David Chow swapping spit with the boss lady could be on its way to the Internet. Daniel Romalotti going out of town for a seminar? On what? How to have massive ejaculations single handedly? Kevin Fisher blames others for his predicament as Plum's dead body surfaces.

Jun 19
First it was Victoria Newman's boy toy hauling around a sack of Victor Newman's money, now it's Kevin Fisher and his band of boobs hauling around a sack of dead man Plum's money and who's got control of the loot? Amber Ashby! Never fear, Maggie Sullivan and Paul Williams are on the Jana Hawkes case. How is Daniel Romalotti going to like it when his credit card interest rate goes up to 29%? Wilma Bardwell inherited debt? How can that be? Nick Newman reportedly transported to the Wisconsin forest. That didn't take long, Sharon Abbott has her hands on the shocking video. 

Jun 18
Just what Phyllis Newman needs: A nanny and a nurse! Sharon Abbott displays her skill as a bumbling idiot. Kevin Fisher has a plan to dispose of the dead body he and his merry band of boobs are lugging around town in a car. Chop-chop! Lock up your women! J.T. Hellstrom is thinking about becoming a daddy! Won't you come home Jana Hawkes? Paging John Abbott; your boy is in trouble again. Please descend from Heaven at your earliest convenience.

Jun 15
Pure lunacy as the Abbott/Newman campaign sinks to a new low. Nikki Newman upset to learn her husband checked in with Hopeless Adams. Daniel Romalotti got rent to pay; but how? Plum's dead body not so ripe that Cane Ashby can smell it. Amber Ashby; if only she knew how many would get hurt, blah, blah.

Jun 14
Herbal remedies for high fever grow outside the cabin where Nick Newman is holdup. Can Cassie Newman be far away? Can Phyllis Newman recall what Nick's favorite chair was; his food, underwear? Maggie Sullivan to take Wilma Bardwell's workload as Wilma blinks once for no, twice for yes. Need a bounty hunter? Daniel Romalotti is your man, um, boy so long as he's not busy having his head shrunk.

Jun 13
Phyllis Newman; the amazing video editor. Poor Sharon Abbott; SOL. As the GCN predicted, Abby Carlton will be the next kid in need of therapy. Jana Hawkes can't be caught! Why? Because she's communicating with Kevin Fisher on a stolen laptop! Jack Abbott hires Paul Williams to snoop on Nikki Newman. Daniel Romalotti in desperate need of money. Oh Lord, another dead body turns up!

Jun 12
Why does Nick Newman's situation sound like Victor Newman's situation in New Mexico? Daniel Romalotti's identity has been stolen, his bank account nearly drained, so how will Lily Romalotti afford summer school and why does an 'A' student go to summer school? Oh Lord, Wilma Bardwell may not be so rich after all. Kevin Fisher will spare no expense to find Jana Hawkes and when has Paul Williams ever cared how much money his clients spend? What man would be named "Plum" and who would hire him?

Jun 11
Gloria Bardwell's sons will do anything including breaking more laws to protect mama. On the advice of crazy Kevin Fisher, Daniel Romalotti has his head shrunk. Brad Carlton makes another deal. Sharon Abbott, always the stooge, goes out of her way to get Phyllis Newman a drink. Hint's abound as for the second time Jack Abbott says how he wishes Summer Newman was his daughter. Oh Lord, say it ain't so. Noah Newman needs to write about his "hero" the rock collector! Who knew Nick Newman was alive?

Jun 8
Swearing she didn't think anyone would get hurt, a busted Gloria Bardwell catches a stroke of genius when her husband's windbag gives out. Testimony given before a Grand Jury gets leaked to the Press and now it's Sharon Abbott's turn to wonder who's to blame. Not to worry, with the District Attorney out of action who's to investigate? Jack Abbott's lawyer and that would be? First she's in, then she's out, now Victoria Carlton is in again as J.T. Hellstrom may soon be wondering if it's true that hunkmonkeys produce sperm.

Jun 7
Newspapers publish the shocking news; Two women are living under the Abbott roof! Yikes! A horror shop at the Clear Springs whatever it is shopping plaza? With her husband away, with so many issues pressing against her warped mind, Nikki Newman needs a man. Brad Carlton; so many deals, so little time.

Jun 6
Nurse Sharon - paging nurse Sharon Abbott. Busted for credit card fraud, Evan Owen spills his guts. Lord have mercy, Jack Abbott's website have been hacked! At long last, wreckage of the Newman jet is found, but no Nick Newman. Abby Carlton returns to the fold and my, what a big girl she's becoming.

Jun 5
Victoria Carlton wants to keep her pregnancy a secret - so who does she tell first? Brad Carlton wants Sharon Abbott more than ever as Phyllis Newman pulls a Diane Jenkins to make sure she stays at the Abbott Motel. Senatorial candidate Nikki Newman leads in the polls - why? Because she supports legalized prostitution! Kevin Fisher threatens to make Daniel Romalotti pay rent, but wait! Who's Daniel sweet on now and why does Amber Ashby need a hit man?

Jun 4
Victoria Carlton kicked out of the Carlton home just in time for - the return of Abby Carlton! Sharon Abbott returns from a business trip to learn someone's been sleeping in her house. Amber Ashby's old boy toy in back in town and that can't be good. Lily Romalotti calls the kettle black. Things get hairy for Gloria Abbott. Could J.T. Hellstrom be the daddy?

Jun 1
If Sharon Abbott is out of town at a time when her disturbed son is doing poorly at school, and she is, where could Phyllis Newman be? With Jack Abbott? Oh Lord, it's Lily Romalotti's birthday and she's gone and kicked her man out of the house. What would Dru Winters have thought about Daniel Romalotti now? Devon Hamilton it takes a jerk to know a jerk. Desperate for a woman, Wilma Bardwell is so hard up for a best man he's got to let Kevin Fisher do the honors. And now it's Cane Ashby telling boys to stay away from his wife. Plus, if a nasty video is already on the Internet and a court has granted an injunction to have it removed, and it has, does that mean the video is no longer on the Internet and that Amber Ashby can exhale a sigh of relief?

May 31
Noah Newman gets his very own basketball court - and more as he leaves a note telling Nick Newman where to find him. Oh Lord, what did Amber Ashby do that so humiliated Jabot Cosmetics that Katherine Sterling must hire Michael Baldwin to fix? Victoria Carlton has sex with the hunkmonkey and then makes a final decision sure to drive Brad Carlton into Sharon Abbott's arms.

May 30
Brad Carlton makes bail! Lily Romalotti and Amber Ashby caught feuding on live TV! Worried that Phyllis Newman could harm his political career, Jack Abbott keeps her on staff. Jitter Joint costumers give suspicious looking characters the stink eye. The whole town is talking too about Sharon Abbott and why she's not living with her husband! Daniel Romalotti gets the boot!

May 29
Lily Romalotti checks out Amber Ashby's hooters! My, what big breasts you have! Phyllis Newman considers going on the run with her daughter. Where oh where will Kevin Fisher find a DNA sample? Isn't there plenty of the stuff laying around? As Sharon Abbott frets over what a bummer it is that adultery isn't legal, Brad Carlton is nailed by the swift-acting Police Department. Let the Extreme Cat Pee begin!

May 28
Hormone raging Jill Abbott says her mother hasn't had sex in a century! Mr. Kim Chee gets promoted. Kevin Fisher asked to break more laws. Evan Owen confesses he's a slimeball. Victoria Carlton declares that humping a hunkmonkey is just meaningless sex. Brad Carlton pulls a Bonzo Gonzo! Dirty cop Maggie Sullivan to guard Extreme Catwalk celebrities - at taxpayer expense?

May 25
Katherine Sterling not only wants Mr. Kim Chee out of Jabot, she wants him out of Genoa City? Who does she think she is? Nick Newman? Phyllis Newman, so worried about what will become of her daughter, has no worry about obstructing justice. That didn't take long: Brad Carlton finds out his wife is snooping on him. Wilma Bardwell hints the case against Mrs. Newman is weak. Gloria Abbott wants to elope! Jill Abbott gets another woman's prescription refill over the telephone.

May 24
Noah Newman wigs out; wanting to talk to the dead and not going to school if he doesn't want to. John 'Yawn' Abbott delivers a message from Cassie Newman meant only for Sharon Abbott's ears but which Jack Abbott read. Amber Ashby doesn't make the grade. Wilma Bardwell gets Gloria Abbott but not the way it was hoped he'd get her. How bad does Jill Abbott want Mr. Chee? Bad enough that Chee would be her boss?

May 23
Make it stop! J.T. Hellstrom wants to kill two people! Devon Hamilton gets a plum position at Newman Enterprises and there's nothing Brad Carlton can do about it. Colleen Carlton is the last to know what a slime her father is. Professor Gerbil to write a book? Will Katherine Sterling kick Kim Chee out on his ass? Will Wilma Bardwell get his woman? Will Jack Abbott put the kibosh on Michael Baldwin?

May 22
Nikki Newman spreads herself thin. Wilma Bardwell has some dirt on Evan Owen. Jill Abbott is stunned - truly stunned - that a man would lie to her. Phyllis Newman envisions an entire city built in her dead husband's name. Newmanville? Spy Vs. Spy as Kevin Fisher's crime spree continues.

May 21
Didn't Kevin Fisher tell the girls his hacking into computer days are over? Not that it matters, give Fisher time and he'll flip-flop. Dumb bitch, Victoria Carlton is addicted to slimy pimply killers. Victor Newman has another crisis to deal with. Is there a clueless PI in the house? See what happens when Michael Baldwin is the only lawyer in town?

May 18
Try not to laugh when Daniel Romalotti says he used to catch fireflies with his father, rock star Danny Romalotti. When she's not sniveling, Phyllis Newman takes up the fine art of firefly catching - for Noah Newman's sake who remembers the last time he was with dear old dead dad. So distraught, Nikki Newman can't bring herself to attend her own son's memorial service. What was Nick Newman's favorite tie? His favorite sport? Jack Abbott, the one who cared so much for the dearly departed, leaves town without attending the grand good-bye which is protected from the Press by the Genoa City Police Department!

May 17
Here it comes: If Nick Newman is dead there must be talk of his favorite color, favorite sport and favorite food. Homemaker Lily Romalotti can't bake cookies without burning them, but she sure knows how to turn up the sexual heat. Like old hens fighting over the best place to lay an egg, the Newman women fuss over what will be what at the memorial service. Neil Winters placed in charge of Newman Enterprises!

May 16
Does he - or doesn't he? Paul Williams returns from Europe to say he's got information on Jana Hawkes, but then tells dirty cop Maggie Sullivan he doesn't have any leads. Who in all of Genoa City will protect Summer Newman should something happen to mommy? Wilma Bardwell refuses to drop charges again Phyllis Newman. Not one word about the plane crash other than the presumption that Nick Newman is dead. Brad Carlton pries into his adult daughter's love life; is she having sex with a hunkmonkey? Gloria Abbott teams up with her friend from the love boat to trick another man into marriage.

May 15
With no proof of a plane crash, the Coast Guard says there was a crash! Nick Newman reportedly dead. Daniel Romalotti takes Noah Newman out to catch fireflies as family members fret over how to tell the boy his daddy is dead. Besides her grandson blaming himself for what has happened, Nikki Newman jumps on the I'm to blame bandwagon. Leave it to Lily Romalotti to say Summer Newman has her father's eyes. Crazy, crazy stuff as Katherine Sterling agrees to purchase Jabot Cosmetics and keep it a secret that Jack Abbott owned a company he had no legal right to own.

May 14
Damn cell phones! Never on when they should be as the Newman Jet is found to have crashed in open water and what? One of the two passengers thought to be onboard wasn't? As fear strikes out, who will tell Noah Newman? What will Summer Newman say? That's right - the kid speaks; can college be far away? Army Corps of Engineers may be called if the Genoa City dam breaks from all the tears spilled by the Newmans and the Abbotts and the Carltons over May's Tragedy of the Month. Distraught, Victoria Carlton sees her brother as a role model and Jack Abbott turns to booze.

May 11
Jack Abbott comes clean and he's a better man for it. Sharon Abbott summoned before a Grand Jury as Phyllis Newman is about to go to trial? Victor Newman cuts a deal to have NVP returned to the empire. A basketball court and a soccer field all for Noah Newman who would rather be doing girlie stuff? Amber Ashby and Colleen Carlton work hard to put the broken lovers together again. Skies not so friendly for Nick Newman.

May 10
Victoria Carlton out of the hospital wanting to keep her dead baby a secret, goes around telling people about the baby. His wife facing jail time, Nick Newman leaves town with his former wife who is off to relive the Dru Winters nightmare. Busted by the little woman, Daniel Romalotti moves in with Kevin Fisher! Easily distracted from reality, Noah Newman gets giddy at the thought of watching Pirates on Ice!

May 9
His wife in the hospital in pain, where is Brad Carlton? How many times must Victor Newman be told that criminal charges cannot simply be dropped unless it's the district attorney who wants to drop them? Gloria Abbott digs up a love boat cruise passenger to help her win over Wilma Bardwell. School girls Lily Romalotti and Colleen Carlton want to hack into Daniel Romalotti's computer. Jack Abbott said to be about to take a great fall as he's caught on tape.

May 8
Cane Ashby not only gets a job, he gets one with a contract! The Chancellor Mausoleum is robbed! Didn't Katherine Sterling pay her Clueless Alarm Company bill? Daniel Romalotti busted for watching porn at the office. Victor Newman certain that Jack Abbott's time has run out. Victoria Carlton's baby ain't ticking!

May 7
All porn and no sex with his wife makes Daniel Romalotti a very dull boy. Jack Abbott hires a new campaign manager. Brad Carlton would sell his mother to the Devil if the price was right. Gloria Abbott claims she didn't kill anybody then proposes marriage to Wilma Bardwell. His hand tipped, Victor Newman's only hope is that Mr. Kim Chee will show his other face.

May 4
The Romalotti kids beg Cane Ashby to get a real job because he's broke and damn but what's a poor boy to do when he's got a filthy rich granny? Too bad for Katherine Sterling, the past is coming back to haunt her. Lauren Fenmore plugs into the Jabot Cosmetics video network as how else would she learn that Gloria Abbott is a crook? Long overdue, Jack Abbott is about to go down. Thinking she's got heartburn, Victoria Carlton is told to avoid stress. Will Nikki Newman take the blame for a baby's death? More

May 3
Victor Newman urges his daughter-in-law to plead guilty and boy does Wilma Bardwell have a deal for Phyllis Newman she can't pass up even as she begs Nikki Newman not to send her to jail. Gloria Abbott and her sons who can't say no are busted again. Sharon Abbott and Nick Newman fret over what will become of their troubled son if he gets word of the latest family scandal. Victoria Carlton doubles over in pain and it ain't from eating tainted dog food.

May 2
Word of Phyllis Newman's arrest spreads across the Internet! Hot dang, but in an instant she's free on bail and worrying about what will become of her children. Brad Carlton claims there is evidence to prove he was being blackmailed. Nick Newman threatens to beat Carlton up and may expose Thunder Thighs for the killer he is. Can Noah Newman not do anything by himself? Must Jack and Sharon Abbott read the boy bedtimes stories? Is this Nate Hastings in disguise?

May 1
Noah Newman gets grumpy; he doesn't want to live at the Abbott Hotel suggesting instead that Jack Abbott move to the Ponderosa. Victor Newman vows to get the video showing his wife as the stripper Genoa City loves. Nikki Newman announces the hiring of David Chow as the newest member of her political campaign. Michael Baldwin sputters about his past criminal intent directed toward Christine 'Bug' Blair as Phyllis Newman says the Bug is still Baldwin's law partner. Toss a few drinks down Nick Newman's throat and he'll marry anything.

Apr 30
The craziness of Nick and Phyllis Newman's wedding. Video of Nikki Newman's stripping days posted on the Internet.

Apr 27
It's Phyllis Newman's great day; the day she becomes a real Newman. But where's the preacher? His sleepover apparently over, Noah Newman doesn't want to go to no stinking, girly bridal shower. Victor Newman does what his son couldn't. Jack Abbott, wanting to keep his marriage a secret, doesn't care who knows.

Apr 26
What amazing power Brad Carlton has in that he managed to have Professor Gerbil's job offer in Paris withdrawn. Gloria Abbott up to her old drugging tricks. Noah Newman on another sleepover after exchanging email with the very grown up Abby Carlton. Neil Winters gives up on his missing wife and crawls back into the bottle. Adulterers all, the Newmans and Abbotts decide to keep their marriages of convenience alive.

Apr 25
What a weasel! The moment Jack Abbott discovers that he was Sharon Abbott's sloppy second choice, he calls for an annulment. On the subject of why so many in Genoa City sleep around and can't keep their marriages together, Brad Carlton declares that crap happens. Typical man that he'll never be, J.T. Hellstrom echoes the notion that adultery is just sex and doesn't mean much. Taking the moral high ground, Nick Newman blathers on about being the one to put an end to the divorce epidemic. Would Colleen Carlton and Professor Gerbil just go to France already?

Apr 24
It's a massive blame game as everyone confesses as to who slept with who and why with Nick Newman stomping his little feet and wanting to beat Brad Carlton up. Victoria Carlton whines about how adultery is so wrong then turns around and does it herself. To stay neutral, Victor Newman refuses to support his wife's run for the senate. Cane Ashby learns one of the perks of having a rich granny. The Jack and Sharon Abbott secret is out.

Apr 23
Jack Abbott and Sharon Newman elope - to the Newman Ponderosa where they are wed by a justice of the peace and with the troubled Noah Newman as best man. Nick Newman agrees to keep his former wife's marriage a secret. Old and very dead John 'Yawn' Abbott attends the ceremony! Brad Carlton tells the truth of his bump and grind with another woman as Victoria Carlton declares she's going to be a single-mother until, or if, J.T. Hellstrom comes along to play daddy.

Apr 20
The sickness continues with Sharon Newman telling Jack Abbott that he'd make a good father and so why don't they elope and become a real family? Noah Newman in therapy, has another bad dream of Abby Carlton falling off a cliff. J.T. Hellstrom sticks it to Brad Carlton. Cane Ashby can't understand the porn addicted Daniel Romalotti. Isn't Lily Romalotti a hot babe?

Apr 19
Nick and Phyllis Newman fear what will happen should Noah Newman see the incriminating photographs of his mother and damn but what the kid is already getting into fights at school. Professor Gerbil gets a job offer in France and Colleen Carlton is going with him! Lily Romalotti fears she'll lose more members of her family as she sees the massive porn bill her husband ran up. The heat is turned up on Brad Carlton; is it enough to make him kill again?

Apr 18
Truly stunning, as everyone fears what the tabloids will do with the incriminating photos of Sharon Newman pushing Dru Winters over a cliff and how they can stop it. Nick Newman finds a judge in the blink of an eye who issues an injunction. Katherine Sterling agrees to join the Clear Springs Project. Daniel Romalotti swears off porn. Neil Winters sticks the knife in deep and gives it a twist.

Apr 17
Devon Hamilton has a classmate and wait until you find out what her connection is with Hamilton's adoption. Can we alter history just a little? Lily Romalotti goes to market, but it's not to buy a fat pig. Jill Abbott made to feel guilty for Wilma Bardwell's catching her in the act with Kim Chee. Sharon Newman learned something very special from Dru Winters that was such a hit Noah Newman got hooked.

Apr 16
Did she go, or did she stay? Olivia Winters okays the use of Lauren Baldwin's sleeping pills for another patient and allegedly phoned in a prescription to the pharmacy. The question is: Is the doctor licensed to practice in Genoa City? Only a matter of time: Lily Winters goes off the deep end. Sharon Newman bonds with the still drinking Neil Winters. Kevin Fisher drugs Jill Abbott and Mr. Kim Chee.

Apr 13
Ghoulish prayer service for Dru Winters held at Indigo! Neil Winters, drinking like a fish, tells of wearing his wife's favorite cologne. Malfunction Winters told not to attend the service! Kevin Fisher donates free coffee for the event; what? They don't have coffee at the Indigo? Colleen Carlton flip-flops; says she'll never again diss her parents. Nikki Newman returns without her daughter just to be there for the Winters family. Before her sister's body is even found, Olivia Winters beats a path out of Genoa City.

Apr 12
Fresh from an engagement in Africa, Olivia Winters returns minus her son! Amber Moore runs her mouth to the Press and stirs up a Don Imus-like hornets nest. Leave it to Devon Hamilton to prepare Dru Winter's favorite meal which will be served at a prayer service of which even Mr. Kim Chee has been invited. Members of the Baldwin crime family continue their illegal activity; damn tinker toy spy equipment, never dependable. Neil Winters, drunk as a skunk, mixing booze with coffee.

Apr 11
Say it ain't so! Lauren Baldwin back to thinking she's going to lose Fen-Fen. Gloria Abbott and Kevin Fisher return to their criminals ways. Sharon Newman flip-flops; will marry Jack Abbott but can't make any promises. Michael Baldwin joins the takedown Abbott fray. Has Jill Abbott snared herself a man? And what man could be so hard up? Kicked to the curb, who will become Brad Carlton's next whore?

Apr 10
Neil Winters falls into the bottle. Sharon Newman released from the hospital as she prepares to release Jack Abbott from her life. Noah Newman fears the worse after learning he may have a step-daddy! Knowing how slimy her husband is, Victoria Carlton leaves Brad Carlton alone while she travels to Madison. Prayer service to be held for not officially declared dead Dru Winters.

Apr 9
More over the cliff aftermath as Brad Carlton, the 3-time killer, accuses Phyllis Newman of being a murderer. Worried about their son's mental state, Nick and Sharon Newman consider getting professional help for Noah Newman. Olivia Winters is notified of her sister's demise as Neil Winters holds out hope that Dru Winters is alive. Lily Romalotti discovers sex on her husband's cellphone.

Apr 6
The blame game intensifies as Daniel Romalotti blames himself for the death of Dru Winters. Lily Romalotti blames Phyllis Newman who blames herself. Jack Abbott blames himself for putting two women who hated each other together. Neil Winters cries on Victor Newman's shoulder as his adopted son, Devon Hamilton, snarls that if they were Newmans the police would have done more to find the body. Sharon Newman makes a miraculous recovery as suddenly her son, Noah, doesn't need protection from the truth.

Apr 5
As expected, it's all about who fell off the cliff, who will live and who will die and who will blame themselves and prevent Noah Newman from having any contact with the outside world for fear the unstable child will lose his marbles and be eaten by the big, bad, boogie man.

Apr 4
It's over the cliff for two lucky women. Looks like the trip to Japan for Dru Winters won't happen. Someone else will have to represent the launch of another Newman Enterprises toxic chemical line. Daniel Romalotti explains away the porn on his computer. With no males friends, Jack Abbott needs a best man at his wedding.

Apr 3
The three women on a cliff setup, as Sharon and Phyllis Newman and Dru Winters are thrown together. Thinking she needs a lawyer, Katherine Sterling turns to the only lawyer in town. What does Wilma Bardwell have to do with the INS and why would Cane Ashby be worried? Daniel Romalotti thinks his grades are bad now, wait 'til his wife checks his homework. Report card time for Devon Hamilton and Lily Romalotti; will all that time away from school make mommy and daddy proud? Jack Abbott plays surrogate daddy to Colleen Carlton.

Apr 2
Dru Winters has a plan to remove the blackmail cloud over Sharon Newman's head. Victoria Carlton employs J.T. Hellstrom to look into her husband's past. Decisions, decisions. Nick Newman needs a best man at his wedding, but he doesn't have any friends. Who to turn to? Only one man. High school jealously antics continue with the professor, the hunkmonkey and Colleen Carlton who may learn what it's like not having a money teat to suck on.

Mar 30
J.T. Hellstrom brushes up on his PI skills at Genoa City University. Sharon Newman condones the sleeping together of a professor and his student. Lauren Baldwin's Little Shop of Horrors vital to the Clear Springs project? Daniel Romalotti's photograph hits the porn circuit. Cane Ashby told he can get his VISA renewed by merely performing community service! Kevin Fisher dates Colleen Carlton. Katherine Sterling told to get a good lawyer - but who?

Mar 29
Jack Abbott throws mud at his opponent's past life as a "hoochine dancer." Oh lord, wait until you learn the password to Daniel Romalotti's computer and that Lily Romalotti's computer is in the shop. Does Mrs. R own a Dell? Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to night school Colleen Carlton goes. Does Professor Gerbil know Diane Jenkins? Where'd he get a degree in architecture?

Mar 28
Results from the 2nd DNA test are in and the winner is - Amber Ashby? A grand time is had by most everyone as the Ashby's celebrate their marriage and what did J.T. Hellstrom give the newlyweds? Victor Newman walks all over his wife for daring to disobey him. Who's poking around in Colleen Carlton's email? Paul Williams warns of the trouble one can get into after committing a crime.

Mar 27
Wacky office politics as the Extreme Cat Pee cameras roll. Refusing to leave for Holland, Gloria Abbott is told she'll have to attend the rollout of her toxic chemical line in Japan! Phyllis Newman placed in charge of the Clear Springs project and guess who just happens to own a chunk of CS property? Score one for Nikki Newman who questions whether Nina Webster has been told the real Phillip Chancellor III is alive. Subtract two points from the scoreboard as Mrs. Newman says she's running for the Wisconsin State Senate! Guess who's dressing Mr. Kim Chee? Where does he find the time? Kevin Fisher still webmaster at Jabot Cosmetics!

Mar 26
The grand launch of Gloria Abbott's line of toxic chemicals will take place in Holland! Are these people nuts? Kevin Fisher goes back to his evil ways not counting the Jana Hawkes voodoo doll he's making. Old man John 'Yawn' Abbott returns from the grave to scrutinize his son's newest love. Victoria Carlton, caught in the arms of a hunkmonkey, checks out of the roach motel. Daniel Romalotti's addiction to porn worsens.

Mar 23
There is much pouting following the Newman Enterprises board vote among the losers, and can't congratulate themselves enough among the winners. Dru Winters warns Jack Abbott not to hurt her girl; no, not her daughter, her girl. Worried that they'll be seen by the dean, Professor Gerbil and Colleen Carlton continue fondling each other in public. Dirty cop Maggie Sullivan says detective Clueless can hide behind her skirt anytime. Victoria Carlton busted again for the slut she is playing hide the sausage with a hunkmonkey.

Mar 22
Vote, vote, who got the Newman Enterprises Board of Directors vote and why is the board comprised of all members related in some way to the Newman family? Cane Ashby swallows the evidence that he's Jill Abbott's son and they'll all live happily ever after with old lady Katherine Sterling, the monster and Amber Moore, the slut. Sharon Newman accepts Jack Abbott's marriage proposal and that's the straw that broke the senate candidate's political back.

Mar 21
You won't believe Wilma Bardwell's reasoning for letting the hunkmonkey off the hook. Kevin Fisher goes psycho. Cane Ashby plans his return to Kangaroo Land. Daniel Romalotti can't help himself; porn looks better every day - maybe if his wife dressed up like a whore? Perhaps for the first time in his pathetic career Paul Williams actually comes up with a great question. What's the story behind the kid they thought was Phillip Chancellor III?

Mar 20
Is there any doubt Sharon Newman is a dork? Threesomes is one thing, but dinner with the red-headed witch is another. Lock the bedroom door! Cane Ashby to have dinner with Daniel Romalotti! Jack Abbott's brilliant political campaign much like the Glowworm campaign. Kim Chee gave Ashley Abbott a leave of absence? Who knew?

Mar 19
When the chips are down, Neil Winters becomes a much wanted man. Amber Moore whines that Cane Ashby is not the man she married. Daniel Romalotti enticed to get deeper into porn. Sharon Newman admits she's a hypocrite as the ducks lineup to support another Jack Abbott disaster.

Mar 15-16
Y&R did not air.

Mar 14
Amber Moore to Cane Ashby: If at first Jill Abbott isn't your mother, try, try again. Brad 'Thunder Thighs' Carlton allows Phyllis Newman to put the squeeze on him. David Chow looks into Jack Abbott's murky past and receives more voluntary information from Sharon Newman about her past indiscretions. J.T. Hellstrom has a new client! Try not to laugh.

Mar 13
Victor Newman forces a Board of Directors member to resign paving the way for Nikki Newman to say she'll challenge Neil Winters for the open seat. Jill Abbott fears the unknown. Colleen Carlton's romp with Rocky Raccoon is interrupted by a hunkmonkey and a professor. J.T. Hellstrom exposed for ratting out the lovers to the college dean.

Mar 12
Victoria Carlton runs her mouth about being pregnant and then asks that nobody say anything. Sharon Newman, such a twit, provides David Chow with the sordid details of her pitiful life. Neil Winters grumbles about being treated badly by the Newman's and Brad Carlton in particular. What a coincidence that Phyllis Newman just happens to know a worker at a New York hotel. NVP? What's that? A fledging business that needs constant baby-sitting? So why are the executives going to work on Jack Abbott's political campaign? 

Mar 9
What a piece of work. As she lies and screws the professor, Colleen Carlton makes goo-goo eyes at Rocky Balboa. Phyllis Newman told to stay out of Newman business! What are the odds that the hotel where Jack Abbott wants to take Sharon Newman would be the same one where she screwed Brad Carlton? Will it be the same room too? Now that she's a free woman, will it be long until Dru Winters has that thing attached to her ass again?

Mar 8
More antics in the kangaroo court as judgment day draws near for Dru Winters. He hates, he loves, he needs sex desperately. Cane NoBrain can't help himself.  Daniel Romalotti surfs the porn. Nikki Newman and the girls squabble like corporate whores. J.T. Hellstrom, the male whore, pimps himself out to Brad Carlton same as it ever was. Professor Gerbil willing to throw his professorship away all for the love of a blowup doll.

Mar 7
How many times can Colleen Carlton say she's not a child? How many times can Brad Carlton say he's worried about his relationship with his daughter? How many times can Ethan Ashby be asked to take a DNA test? How many times can Nikki Newman and Victoria and Brad Carlton say they are opposed to Jack Abbott's plan, and how many times can Phyllis and Victor Newman say they favor the plan? Who is J.T. Hellstrom to judge anyone after what he's done? Will crazy Dru Winters get out of the loony bin and why are there no medical experts testifying as to her mental state?

Mar 6
'Cane' Ashby is happy to have found his "family" but gets grumpy when the family asks for a DNA sample. Amber Moore agrees to end her farce of a marriage, but the sex goes on. Daniel Romalotti proves it takes a jerk to know a jerk. Colleen Carlton moves into the Abbott Hotel. J.T. Hellstrom sprung on bail!

Mar 5
Nothin' as lovin' as something from Noah Newman's oven. Traci Connelly's work in Genoa City is not done. Jack Abbott selling NVP? Nikki Newman and Victoria Carlton to be matrons of dishonor at huge Wisconsin wedding. Neil Winters, crazy as a loon, thinks he can just waltz into a nut house and have his crazy wife released. With Devon Hamilton leading her around, should not Carmen Mesta's look-a-like be very afraid?

Mar 2
Too friggin' stupid for words: Those who have done dirty deeds, like J.T. Hellstrom and Jana Hawkes, say they are sorry for what they've done while those who have been the victims of hate crime start threatening to "kill" their attackers. Need some fast cash? The Bank of Newman is open for business. At long last, the Genoa City Police are asking questions. Always someone to be blamed except the person to blame, Michael Baldwin blames himself. Why is Ethan 'Cane' Ashby spending so much time at the Little Shop of Horrors?

Mar 1
Amber Moore pulls the old INS inspector trick and dumb as dirt Daniel Romalotti helps. More wanted dead or alive posters to clutter the streets as Neil Winters offers a reward for anyone looking like Carmen Mesta. When will Kevin Fisher ever learn that he can't trust a hunkmonkey? J.T. Hellstrom should have his ass locked up and the key thrown away. Traci Connelly whimpers and whines and joins the crew wishing for Colleen Carlton to "wake up". Oh Lord, Lauren Baldwin offers up the services of a private eye! Creepy as all git out, Jack Abbott wants a certain blowup doll to move in with him and he's already got a room prepared for her! What timing? Dru Winters laments the jam she's in on her wedding anniversary no less.

Feb 28
Reliquary saga in Czech Republic hits the local papers! Dru Winters is stuck and she can't get out. Noah Newman to be best "man" at Newman wedding. Old man Yawn Abbott returns from the grave. Kevin Fisher catches a break. Jack Abbott announces run for the Senate.

Feb 27
Dru Winters purchases a new alarm system! Wilma Bardwell shuts the Jitter Joint down. Lily Romalotti goes to the hospital for a bump on the head. J.T. Hellstrom told to find Jana Hawkes when he's not harassing jail inmates. Charges against Devon Hamilton officially dropped as Carmen Mesta is alive - or at least - Neil Winters thinks he saw her. Guess where Traci Abbott Connelly is? You won't believe it, seriously.

Feb 26
Moron Neil Winters invites David Chow into his home and then wonders why his wife is acting so strange. Dru Winters frets that the expensive security camera is broken. Lily Romalotti jumps on the Hate Kevin Fisher Bandwagon. Phyllis Newman starts having bad memories of the evil Sheila Carter and then, along with her dinkwad husband, throw their best friends out. What a guy, Mr. Kim Chee delivers chicken soup to the sick.

Feb 23
Would Colleen Carlton please wake the hell up so the freaks with stop asking her? Blaming himself like they all do, Kevin Fisher is arrested. No evidence? Doesn't matter. Brad Carlton, killer extraordinaire, sucker punches a boy half his size. Professor Gerbil, lost in his own world, drawing pictures. Ethan 'Cane' Ashby gives his penis to the slut.

Feb 22
Remember when that wicked witch tricked Brad Carlton into marriage? It's Deja Vu as Amber Moore pulls off a similar stunt. Jack Abbott calls for Kevin Fisher's head on a platter. Victor Newman seeks divine intervention. Holy crap! Another murder as Milan Hawkes bites the dust. Bitch in a pinch, Sharon Newman performs her whorish duty. Wilma Bardwell places the wrong man under arrest - again

Feb 21
Who is Ethan Ashby and why is he in Las Vegas with Amber Moore? Kevin Fisher blamed for killing two - that's right - two women and attempting to kill a third, not that Colleen Carlton is a woman. J.T. Hellstrom pleads for his blowup doll to "wake up" so that she can personally put the bad guy behind bars. Another trap snares the Nazi hunters, but Victor Newman is there so all's well that ends badly for Milan Hawkes.

Feb 20
Does this just about say it all as to how crazy the crazies in Genoa City are? Swearing that he'll save Colleen Carlton, Kevin Fisher requests she arrange for a "Kevin's Corner" next to Cassie Newman's corner at the Jitter Joint! In Chex country, Jana Hawkes' daddy pretends to be security guard who has caught the Nazi hunters poking around behind the walls where, of course, the much sought after treasure that even Indiana Jones couldn't have found is. Paging doctor Lynch - paging doctor Lynch. Wait a minute? Wasn't Dr. Lynch a dentist? Isn't Dr. Lynch dead?

Feb 19
The shocking conclusion to not one murder, but possibly two; make that four! Nick and Sharon Newman recall their eleventh wedding anniversary. The Orient Distress stops in the Czech Republic.

Feb 16
It's a barrel of laughs, or is that monkeys, as yet another kidnapping farce unfolds. Lily and Daniel Romalotti refuse to talk about Colleen Carlton's personal life, but do so anyway. Michael Baldwin threatens to have the professor investigated and then by golly Adrian Gerbil will go to jail. More chatter about the infamous "Newman Art Collection". Always the boob, J.T. Hellstrom bumbles another case. Talk about fast, Jill Abbott and Katherine Sterling announce Violet Montgomery's brother has been found and guess where? Put another fish on the barbie.

Feb 15
Always the dummy, Kevin Fisher allows the cops to search his crash pad without a warrant and is upset that the cops didn't search for Jana Hawkes before she went missing. Say what? Busy stomping all over the Constitution, Will Bardwell's attempt to search Professor's Gerbil's bunker without a warrant is thwarted. Oh lord, Cane NoLastName needs a wife and Amber Moore is waiting in the wings. Say it ain't so! Colleen Carlton the latest kidnap victim? Plus, another dead woman and Dru Winters having more nightmares?

Feb 14
Mostly a snoozer, it's Valentine's Day in Genoa City with Cane NoLastName the matchmaker and Sharon Newman unable to stay away from David Chow or Brad Carlton.

Feb 13
If she's been through another tragedy, shouldn't Phyllis Newman be suffering post traumatic syndrome? Oh Lord, say it's ain't so! Another photo album as a gift and this one made with Nick Newman's very own tiny hands. And who needs Jack Abbott more than anyone? the State of Wisconsin! All aboard! It's the Victor Newman eastbound express. And when there's a missing person to be found, where is Kevin Fisher's best pit stop?

Feb 12
Now it's Katherine Sterling's turn to say those who steal babies deserve to die. Pot, meet Kettle. Cane NoLastName swears the apartment he rented came furnished and that the people before him left some memorabilia behind. Maggie Sullivan could get a lot of people sent to prison but goes along to get along. Paul Williams says he can't say how he knew Sheila Carter was back in town because he's got to protect his sources!

Feb 9
Lauren Baldwin shoots first and asks questions later. Amber Moore needs a new car; the one she has keeps breaking down or the tires are flat. Despite what has happened to their precious families, Colleen Carlton is still a snotty brat. Where the hell is J.T. Hellstrom when you need him? Maggie Sullivan asked to cover up the many crimes. No surprise, Will Bardwell will not press charges; after all, the dead deserve to die.

Feb 8
Michael Baldwin considers dropping the Hamilton case. Kevin Fisher enlisted to find out where Sheila Carter is. Paul Williams gives Lauren Baldwin a gun and she goes off loaded for bear! Noah Newman learns of the kidnapping on the Internet and goes ballistic! Oh, Lord, what will become of them now?

Feb 7
Say it ain't so! Sharon Newman a Jabot model? A bug is found and it ain't Christine 'Bug' Blair. Jill Abbott grumbles that the cheap Indigo club isn't buying computers for its employees to use. Cane NoLastName wishes Jill Abbott was his boss! It was all over the news, and yet it's strange so many people have not heard about the kidnapping. Noah Newman, whisked out of town yesterday, is reportedly on his way back! But please, Nikki Newman, don't turn the car radio on!

Feb 6
It's a day mostly all about the kidnapping and how Dru Winters may be losing her mind. You will not believe many of the things that happened today. For example: Gloria Abbott and Kevin Fisher posting flyers around town and on the Internet. You think rich as they are they would have offered a reward?

Feb 5
So who is to worry when they have Jack Abbott praying for them? Amber Alert broadcast nationwide, but it's not for Amber Moore! Better later than never, Nick Newman alerts security! Sheila Carter claims that all who have tangled with her wound up dead. Carmen Mesta's mother surfaces as the Devon Hamilton trial, which was supposed to be merely the start of a long jury selection process, is cancelled. Not that attorney Michael Baldwin could be bothered to show up.

Feb 2
Jury selection in the Devon Hamilton murder trial begins. Brad Carlton declares there are 24/7 security guards protecting Ashley Abbott in Hong Kong whose services are suddenly needed. Bound and gagged and could have her head blown off at any moment, Phyllis Newman threatens to kill Sheila Carter! Jack Abbott's plan - to catch a senator taking a bribe - goes like clockwork except that the senator is apparently part of a master Victor Newman plan.

Feb 1
The Mad Hatter invites Colleen Carlton to have some tea. Dru Winters plagued by bad dreams. Phyllis Newman meets Phyllis Newman. Kevin Fisher regurgitates the I'm a changed man swill. Katherine Sterling isn't getting much for her money; but then, what did she expect from a hunkmonkey?

Jan 31
Yee, Ha! Dru Winters knew all along David Chow would pull some stunt. J.T. Hellstrom asked to find Carmen Mesta's sister! Colleen Carlton to move into the Romalotti love nest. Nick Newman on his way out of town with Jack Abbott. Sheila Carter gets the drop on a clueless detective who bawls "wake up", as if Maggie Sullivan were asleep.

Jan 30
If you like college students acting like third graders with crushes on their teachers, other assorted puppy love and overbearing parents, this is your day.

Jan 29
Hang onto your barf-bags! Maggie Sullivan, detective that she is, easily discovers where Sheila Carter is and you'll never guess what happens next. Well, maybe you will. Now it's Lauren Baldwin obtaining drugs illegally. Remember Devon Hamilton? It's show time! Carmen Mesta is alive and working as a telemarketer? Thought the reliquary nonsense was over? Think again.

Jan 26
The real loonies are out of their cages. Lauren Baldwin sights Sheila Carter as a dead ringer for Phyllis Newman then goes into a wild breaking furniture tizzy. Colleen Carlton has sex again then runs to tell asking that those who hear not tell when everyone knows they will tell. Much fear surfaces when Jana Hawkes voices suspicions about the new bartender. When did Kevin Fisher become a hat-check girl?

Jan 25
That Lauren Baldwin wonders if Sheila Carter has Phyllis Newman's face gives you an idea as to the kind of day it is in Crazyville. Fen-Fen Baldwin to be placed in the hands of the super-secure Newman Ponderosa security team. J.T. Hellstrom cries in his beer as blowup doll Colleen Carlton does the professor again. As expected, the Nazis are just too damn careless when they're around Navy semen Brad Carlton and 1-man Army Victor Newman.

Jan 24
Sheer lunacy as Lauren Baldwin returns from Los Angeles. Double-dating all the rage as the Newman's and Baldwin's tie one on at the ever popular jazz club where their children are double-dating too. The mere mention of trolling for sex online sends chills down Lily Romalotti's spine as Amber Moore puts the bite on Daniel Romalotti who swears his marriage is solid which is always the first indicator that it's not. And who the hell would imagine, least of all the Nazi's, that Victor Newman's "security team" is waiting down the hall for the great man's signal?

Jan 23
Try not to laugh; Lily Winters learns what kiwis are while someone confuses her as Amber Moore's twin sister! Sharon Newman stresses over Dru Winters' stress as Jack Abbott is in need of a bitch in a pinch and no model airplane for Noah Newman or an invite to shack up with him will spread a whore's legs on such hallowed ground. 1-man army Victor Newman and Navy semen Brad Carlton are no match for the tally me banana men.

Jan 22
Oh Lord, make it stop! Will Bardwell to personally dig up grave? Want to find out all there is to know about Phillip Chancellor III? Look him up on the Internet! J.T. Hellstrom, always the sissy boy, badgers Lily Romalotti. Dru Winters entertains David Chow.

Jan 19
Victor Newman a one-man Army? Send him to Iraq! Nick Newman frets about his family being in danger while Phyllis Newman threatens to rat Brad Carlton out. J.T. Hellstrom on the Katherine Sterling case? When has he had the time? Colleen Carlton wonders if it's possible to love two men at the same time. Sheila Carter; what big eyes she has.

Jan 18
Colleen Carlton swears doing the professor was just sex. J.T. Hellstrom shakes a limp wrist at the professor, but nothing more as he vows to always love his blowup doll. The mad tire flattener strikes again! The bank of Victor Newman? Who knew? Katherine Sterling receives permission to dig up some old bones. Daniel Romalotti falls further into the albino's trap. Carmen Mesta returns from the grave!

Jan 17
Daniel Romalotti eats health food? Who knew? Sharon Newman blames herself for Ashley Abbott's departure. Dru Winters goes shopping for a new wardrobe. J.T. Hellstrom squawks that it's okay for him to have sex with women, but not okay when Colleen Carlton does it with men, or whatever those things are she has sex with. Sheila Carter bleeds all over the floor of her cage.

Jan 16
It's Kevin Fisher's turn to worry that his family is out to get him. In deep criminal crap, Michael Baldwin and Paul Williams freak when their victim stabs herself in the gut with a makeshift knife that they made possible by providing Sheila Carter with all the amenities of home. What happened to the paranoid Carlton family that it wouldn't take precautions about listening devices in the home?

Jan 15
Will Bardwell springs the bad news on Gloria Abbott. As usual, the elite in Genoa City think they have control over who can be in public places at the same time they are. Sharon Newman makes a spectacle of herself in an effort to stop all those nasty people from pointing their fingers at Dru Winters. Snits Colleen Carlton and Lily Romalotti want Kevin Fisher investigated for murder.

Jan 12
Mr. Searcher Cane drops by the Jitter Joint. Lauren Baldwin can't recall the last time she was ever in a grocery store! Sheila Carter gets grumpy and guess who moves into the wooden box next to the Winters' wooden box?

Jan 11
Madness, sheer madness as the entire city tunes into Leanna Love's nightly news and then point their crooked fingers at Dru Winters as the woman who killed Carmen Mesta. Distraught, the Winters go to the one place they know for sure David Chow will be. Much sadness as she ain't left town yet Ashley Abbott drags her kid around for all to say good-bye to. Paul Williams, who hasn't had sex since the Clinton Administration, hooks up with a lady cop.

Jan 10
Ashley Abbott departs for Hong Kong and makes an announcement about what will become of her daughter. Victor Newman wants to take down the Nazis once and for all forcing Brad Carlton to suggest his family go into hiding again. A regular snooze fest as Gloria Abbott pokes her nose in where it don't belong and J.T. Hellstrom pretends to be a PI as Colleen Carlton once again wants him to tell secrets that she herself won't tell like the one about professor Gerbil.

Jan 9
Michael Baldwin worries about losing his law license. David Chow practically takes over the Carmen Mesta investigation waltzing into Newman Enterprises like he owns the place. Much fuss is made over Lauren Baldwin as Paul Williams plays the kindly landlord replacing a lamp in Sheila Carter's cage. Katherine Sterling employs J.T. Hellstrom!

Jan 8
Oh God! Will it ever stop? Sharon, Nick and Noah Newman fuss over missing Cassie Newman as it's Cassie's birthday and just for Jack Abbott, Sharon cooks up all of Cassie's favorite dishes including pigs in a blanket which Abbott says are his favorite too! Sissy boy J.T. Hellstrom offers to beat up the bartender and then dances a jig to impress Colleen Carlton. Jill Abbott flops around like a fish out of water. How could Katherine Chancellor do such a thing?

Jan 5
Colleen Carlton makes a New Year's resolution. Thunder thighs Brad Carlton captures an out-of-town PI and squeezes the truth out of him. Victor Newman bestows his blessing on those who would kill Nazis. Jill Abbott freaks when she hears what Katherine Sterling has to say and who might "Mr. Searcher" be?

Jan 4
Phyllis Newman calls the kettle black. Is Brad Carlton paranoid, or is someone really following him. Worried that Jack Abbott might kill her, Ashley Abbott announces her departure to Hong Kong as a favor to Victor Newman. And what about Abby Carlton? What about her? J.T. Hellstrom and Colleen Carlton have good-bye sex because it's so cool to do when hunkmonkeys and blowup dolls breakup.

Jan 3
Slime that he is, Jack Abbott wants Ashley Abbott to lie to her daughter. Okay, who's going around the city flatting tires and when did Daniel Romalotti learn how to change one? Michael Baldwin adds picking locks to his repertoire. The story of how Sheila Carter came to be in a cage is revealed

Jan 2
It might be asked if Jack Abbott needs a lawyer only Will Bardwell has no intention of arresting him even though his DNA was on Carmen Mesta's earring. Super sleuths Kevin Fisher and Michael Baldwin bug Paul Williams' motor vehicle. Colleen Carlton proves she'll always be a teenybopper. Katherine Chancellor Sterling confesses an awful truth.

Jan 1
Y&R did not air New Year's Day.