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News
Tracker - 2009
January - June
Jun 30
Victor Newman to fly in top
medical doctors for granddaughter's crisis? Nick
Newman reads to comatose child. Jack Abbott
gets best birthday gift ever. Katherine Chancellor
suggests Phillip Chancellor around somewhere.
Cane Ashby to make blood swap look like
child's play. Jeff and Gloria Bardwell mess
with the wrong man.
Jun 29
Summer Newman in coma! Sharon
CNA thanks God. Rafe Torres and Adam
Wilson hit the sheets. Ashley Abbott takes
time out from land of crazy to seduce old man.
Jack Abbott sees the future. Chloe Abbott
calls hubby a loser.
Jun 26
Anniversary of first time Nick Newman
asked slut to marry him. Sharon Abbott awaits
paternity test result. Summer Newman scolded
for attempt to eat peanuts. Mac Browning
loves mac and cheese extra crunchy? Patty
Williams kisses child on the mouth.
Jun 25
Victor Newman in search of a cure
for blindness. Nikki Newman to seek revenge
against Adam Wilson. Rafe Torres has an
office? Nick Newman and slut find new home.
Can God save the maid Estella? Jack Abbott
puts the pork to Patty Williams.
Jun 24
Abby Carlton on
cover of USM. Sick woman, Ashley Abbott
roaming around town again. Kevin Fisher
appeals to Internet supporters. Adam Wilson
less freedom than a dog. Noah Newman, such a
sweet boy when he's wearing green shorts. Eden
Baldwin another straight A student.
Jun 23
Sabrina and Victor Newman wedding
anniversary. Dr. Taylor in the hood, checks
on crazy woman who leaves for a day on the town.
Bail hearing for career criminals Daniel
Romalotti and Jana Fisher. Sharon Abbott
worried tragedy will strike again. Nick Newman
finds humble home where slut can cook.
Jun 22
How does Phillip Chancellor III's
casket stay so clean? Will Cane Ashby leave
town - please. Bring Ashley Abbott the head
of Sabrina Newman's baby. When Billy Abbott and
Mac Browning were Glow Worms. Victor Newman
orders crazy woman's torment end now.
Jun 19
Why must Nikki Newman be always
cheerleading the fired twice maid? Inmate Adam
Wilson told to leave door open. Cane Ashby
sobs over his unworthiness. Nina Webster
whines about pain she brought on herself. Lily
Ashby about to be burned again?
Jun 18
Nick Newman and
his infatuation with taking a child house-hunting.
Summer Newman has a peanut allergy? Cane
Ashby, salt of the earth. Who is buried in
Phillip Chancellor III's grave? Next cover girl
on USM may be shocking. Jana Fisher
and Daniel Romalotti arrested!
Jun 17
Why can't anyone in Genoa City pronounce
the name Raul, as in Raul Guittierez and why
can't he see that Mac Browning would be
better off driving a truck than loving him? Now it's
Lily and Cane Ashby having sex at the office.
Jill Abbott back to her lowly roots? Blind as
a bat, Victor Newman can't see the gaslight.
Nina Webster to dig up son's body. Phillip
Chancellor IV latest to have rare, fatal
disease.
Jun 16
Ashley Abbott's baby sleeping? Paternity of
Sharon Abbott's baby to be known in a few weeks.
Victor Newman sorry to see son making daddy's
mistakes. Estella has keys to the Ponderosa?
Violet Montgomery in Arizona at baby switch
moment.
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Jun 15
Voodoo doctor Olivia Winters
approves of Dr. Taylor. Summer Newman quite
the talented kid? Raul Guittierez gets the
deep six as Billy Abbott attempts to deep
three Mac Browning only to settle for his
wife who isn't putting out. Mary Jane becomes
a Newman liability.
Jun 12
Phyllis Newman
can't give up on her marriage; bribes daughter with
promise of toys. Sharon Abbott on the move
again. Nick Newman seeks divorce. Baby
Abbott giggles for first time. Oh lord, what's
wrong with Noah Newman this time? Old man
Jack Abbott porks Mary Jane again.
Jun 11
Gosh, how could
Victoria Hellstrom have wound up in the hospital
again? J.T. Hellstrom threatens FBI. Paul
Williams served with restraining, can't eat at
AC anymore. Ashley Abbott feels dead baby
kick. Doc Taylor makes late night house call.
Prints found on murder weapon, Daniel Romalotti
remains a free man.
Jun 10
Dumb dork Daniel Romalotti and
his boobs of doom. Truck driver Mac Browning
and her toys in the attic. Nina Webster
cruising for a bruising. Oh God! Is Chloe Abbott
in drug recovery, or is Katherine Chancellor
an old idiot? Paul Williams served.
Jun 9
Jun 8
Jana Fisher art
expert. Daniel Romalotti to take lie detector
test? Adam Wilson hauls dead weight up flight
of stairs. Nick Newman back with his woman as
it was meant to be. Jack Abbott no regrets
about cheating on woman he loves with two women in
one hour.
Jun 5
Ashley Abbott still
seeing/hearing ghosts. Is Mary Jane really
Patty Williams? Nick Newman throws in the
towel. Oh Lord, what to tell Summer Newman?
The same thing all kids in this city are told;
they're parents are slugs. Who the hell is "Bonnie"
and what's she doing at the Newman Ponderosa? Once a
creep, always a creep as Jack Abbott porks
Phyllis Newman.
Jun 4
Chloe Abbott rips hubby a new one
for sleeping with slut. Business before marriage
woes, Nick Newman proves he's got a ring in
his nose. Should Ashley Abbott be taking so
many strolls? Another loser, Jack Abbott
proposes marriage. Victor Newman leaving
crazy wife alone?
Jun 3
Happy Birthday Lily
Ashby! Amber Moore works to clear bad
public image. Jana Fisher asserts crazy
husband did a service to community. Kevin Fisher
announces publicly that he's crazy. Billy Abbott
unworthy of family his wife and child represent.
Daniel Romalotti and his outdated boom box.
Jun 2
Jill Abbott
needs a job? Why would Mary Jane want Jack
Abbott unless she's desperate for a man? Did
Victor Newman forget to pay the mortgage? Father
Todd Williams come to pray for lost souls?
Jun 1
Traveling shrink
rushes to Ashley Abbott lonely bin. Nick
Newman begs slut to move on with him. Hate
web site established for Kevin Fisher.
Sabrina Newman returns and only Zapato has the
smarts to flee. Jack Abbott demands sister be
released from "haunted house".
May 29
Oh no! The troubled
Newman's, the slutty Abbott's will "get
through" the current tragedy. They don't call
Olivia Winters a quack for nothing. Ashley
Abbott checks out, but not the way we wish.
Adam Wilson catches busybodies in his room.
May 28
Ashley Abbott
rushed to the hospital! Nick Newman tired of
keeping secrets. Phyllis Newman wants Sharon
Abbott publicly strung up. Neil Winters and
Tyrant Hamilton only dating. Cane and Lily Ashby
back from honeymoon already! Victor Newman
and Olivia Winters talk about the weather as life of
unborn baby hangs in balance.
May 27
Yawn the friendly ghost is back
and boy is he busy. Gloria and Jeff Bardwell
get off the boat. Olivia Winters suggests
Victor Newman have his head examined. Ashley
Abbott tells of her dream. Phyllis Newman
finds new tenants.
May 26
Scuba diving lessons
for the newly wed Cane and Lily Ashby. So
Billy Abbott had sex with Sharon Abbott. It was
only sex. If only Jill Abbott could have
prevented Phillip Chancellor from killing himself.
Why is Adam Wilson trying to get in a closet
when so many are coming out?
May 25
Daniel Romalotti cries in his
beer over Cassie Newman death. Raul Guittierez and Mac Browning
thought about savings lives in their tent. Nick Newman to help
slut deal with baby. Jack Abbott, always the last to know.
Tyrant Hamilton an orphan much the way Ana Hamilton was. Kevin
Fisher and Amber Moore get hate mail.
May 22
Cane and Lily Ashby on honeymoon!
Mr. Chancellor cooking up red meat. The day
Cassie Newman died Redux. Will Phyllis
Newman answer the damn phone? Phillip
Chancellor III was "complex". The return of
Raul Guittierez and the revelation of Mr.
Chancellor's real last name.
May 21
BBQ at the
Chancellor Mausoleum promises to be boring as
usual. Summer Newman can talk! Poor baby,
Nick Newman still grieving over the loss of
someone he hardly knew. Paul Williams hot on
Mary Jane's tail. Odd man out, Jack Abbott
one desperate man. What does Billy Abbott see
in an ugly duckling?
May 20
Nick
and Phyllis
Newman stunned
that USM sales are still sky-high.
Sharon Abbott
seeks therapy.
Mac Browning
has wet dream as
Billy Abbott
spreads wet paint. Fenmore's Department Store all
out of Amber
Moore
fashions. Chipmunk celebrity good for
Kevin Fisher
coffee sales. Can
Paul Williams
find a clue? Can
Daniel Romalotti
not blow his cover? Will
Cassie Newman
ever stay dead?
May 19
Devon
Hamilton the
dog-sitter.
Aunt Virginia
has a letter.
Amber Moore
begs for a man to marry.
Billy Abbott
promises to take care of mommy Jill with money old
man left him. Michael and
Lauren Baldwin
take mini-vacation at Athletic Supporter.
May 18
Ashby
wedding reception held at Restless Style Magazine.
Cane Ashby
to take his rightful name?
Rebecca Kaplan
is alive?
Sabrina Newman
haunts Ashley Abbott.
Ana Hamilton's
great aunt arrives! Any aunt of Devon Hamilton's is
an aunt of
Neil Winters.
God have mercy,
Olivia Winters
wants patient in the hospital due to elevated blood
pressure.
May 15
Another
wedding for
Lily Winters.
Katherine Chancellor
touches a Bible!
Adam Wilson
set Estella the maid up for a fall, and it worked!
Now
Ashley Abbott
and Victor Newman can be spied on with ease.
Devon Hamilton
plays "best man".
Phillip Chancellor
IV knew Cane Ashby?
May 14
Boo hoo,
Billy Abbott
not invited to wedding of the month. Holy Christ!
Neil Winters
bestows dead woman's wedding gown on daughter. A
fitting farewell for
Lily Winters,
or just regular Genoa City sleaziness. Feel sorry
for Jill
Abbott, she's
almost broke. Please God, bless the
Cane Ashby
marriage. Jack
Abbott bails
the Cayman Island morality wreckers out.
Karen Winters
returns for once last dig.
Sharon Collins
has a bug in her belly.
May 13
Estella
the maid whines about having to leave the only home
she's known "for years".
Ashley Abbott
freaks out when the baby cries. Blind leading the
blind, Adam
Wilson has
time to plant next horror.
Paul Williams
asserts that Nick Newman is "cool", but his daughter
must be crazy.
Jill Abbott
put her fortune in one bank, lost it all, and now
blames God.
May 12
Jack
Abbott and
Sharon Collins together again. Does that mean she's
Mrs. Abbott?
Nikki Newman
fears that marriage #9,232 shouldn't be rushed. Can
a bowl of ice cream change her mind?
Nina Webster
the movie producer.
Daniel Romalotti
undercover for the Feds? Say it ain't so!
Adam Wilson
on the Adkin's diet.
Heather Stevens
gets a free pass. First
Zapato
the dog, now
Kitty the cat.
May 11
Jill Abbott
gives governor an earful on local hoodlums.
Jimmy's Bar
serving burgers too!
Daniel Romalotti;
the amazing Jerk of all Trades makes big sale.
Mr. Murphy Chancellor
the gun dealer.
Kevin Fisher
and Amber Moore off the legal hook.
Adam Wilson
fading to black?
Paul Williams
pops the question.
May 8
Mr.
Nobody, now a somebody, Murphy
Chancellor meets the governor
with his catch of the day! Kevin and
Jana Fisher
rubs elbows with the governor too.
Ashley Abbott
bites the hand that feeds her.
Heather Stevens busted! Another
"show" for Jerk of all Trades
Daniel Romalotti.
Adam Wilson
gets a visit from the traveling eye doctor.
May 7
Sharon Collins
didn't mean to get pregnant. Civil trial of
Gloria Bardwell gets underway. Nick Newman
accepts daddy's job offer; warns to watch evil
step-brother. Adam Wilson to be examined by
traveling eye doctor.
Heather Stevens
gains access to heavily-guarded ranch.
Summer Newman
falls down and rushed to hospital.
May 6
Jack Abbott prepared to raise
another man's baby. Sharon Collins has a
dream. Phyllis Newman complains of manpower
shortage at USM. Jimmy's Bar serving ribs?
Can breakfast be far away? Nikki Newman pulls
herself away from Paul Williams as duty calls.
Ashley Abbott harasses Newman maid, who
Victor Newman says has worked for him for
"years".
May 5
No
honeymoon for the newly married
Katherine Chancellor.
A "warrior" for fighting his way out of the dark,
Michael Baldwin
praises his newly freed brother.
Victor Newman
has job offer for his son, not the blind one for
whom Victor has found a miracle worker.
Newman maid
employed for less than a year, claims to have worked
there for "years".
Sharon Collins
pregnant! What is
Rafe Torres
doing in Adam Wilson's bedroom?
May 4
Can
Paul Williams
figure out why Jack Abbott's new babe looks
familiar? Nina
Webster pulls
the old hit 'em over the head and toss 'em in a
closet routine.
Katherine Chancellor
to learn that all love ends in pain.
Jill Abbott
disrupts meant to be disrupted wedding. Crazy for a
week or three,
Kevin Fisher
like new.
Billy Abbott,
with all the pots, has nothing to piss in.
Michael Baldwin
elated that the Governor of Wisconsin may pardon his
criminally chronic brother.
May 1
Jerk of
all trades,
Daniel Romalotti
official USM wedding photographer. Shocker! Old man
Murphy planned to ask
Kevin Fisher
to be best man. Out of jail,
Phyllis Newman
back on the job. Musical beds,
Nick Newman
returns to hot wife #2. Bummer: Bullied
Noah Newman
not doing well at school.
Sharon Collins
receives bun for her oven. Lucky
Victor Newman;
all it took was a sperm thief to get him over the
grief in three short weeks and to be best man at
wedding 'cause Murphy has no male friends. Holy
crap! Ana
Hamilton sings
at wedding with special song-bird Cane Ashby.
Apr 30
Paul
Williams
captures Annie and Roger Wilkes!
Billy Abbott
to attend wedding alone.
Brock Reynolds
to perform ritual.
Lily Winters
can't wait to have Cane Ashby's baby!
Michael Baldwin
to represent the Wilkes. What did
Kevin Fisher
know and when did he know it.
Mac Browning
applies for work.
Apr 29
Ashley
Abbott wears
dead woman's clothing!
Jack Abbott
has his oil changed. Junk
Sharon Collins
stole with $10,000!
Phyllis Newman
offers to cut a deal for step-son's sake.
Neil Winters
gets a new job!
Apr 28
Colleen
Carlton
attends another Newman Board of Directors meeting.
Noah Newman
bullied again on Jitter Joint playground.
Sharon Collins
confesses in writing. Holy Crap! There are two
birthday boys in April.
Adam Wilson
and Ashley
Abbott, long
thought to be a man. Crap again! Memorial of
Sabrina Newman
placed near a barn!
Neil Winters
quits his job - again!
Phyllis Newman
takes her turn at jail house rock pounding.
Apr 27
Ashley
Abbott swears she's not crazy.
Dr. Olivia Winters
makes the rounds. Was Heather
Stevens on the job when she had
sex? Daniel Romalotti
grows tired of sitting on his ass.
Kevin Fisher
locked in a cashew fights with the energizer chipmunk.
Katherine Chancellor
washes her hands of Gloria Fisher.
Apr 24
Still
crazy after all these years,
Ashley Abbott
hearing things.
Cane Ashby
and the dog and it isn't
Lily Winters
who needs a maid of dishonor and who else would that
be if it wasn't Colleen Carlton.
Adam Wilson
given a birthday party; Ma Hope would be so proud.
Yes, it's true:
Rafe Torres
is gay!
Heather Stevens
gets to say what happens to Kevin Fisher while he's
in the nut house?
Apr 23
Chloe
Abbott works?
And she's taking her baby to the office?
Useless Style
Magazine to
feature Earth Day a month late!
Nikki Newman
to stand up for older than the hills pal.
Billy Abbott
drunk as a skunk.
Cane Ashby
proud new dog owner and it's not Lily Winters.
Divorced, Jack
Abbott and
Sharon Collins celebrate their anniversary.
Apr 22
Sharon
Collins let
off the hook!
Marge Cotrooke's
friends phone in their memories. Crazy man
Kevin Fisher
has round-the-clock visitors.
Amber Moore
takes time out to design wedding gown.
Heather Stevens
puts out scent.
Phyllis Newman
to file charges in monkey trinket case? Better late
than never,
Katherine Chancellor
realizes you don't know what you've got until it's
gone.
Apr 21
Cane Ashby quits his job!
What better time to marry Lily Winters.
Sharon Collins
to confess all.
Devon Hamilton
happy to celebrate daddy's loss.
Amber Moore
obsessed with crazy man.
Summer Newman
back home; misses daddy.
Lauren Baldwin
seeks revenge.
Apr 20
26 years on bench, judge in Hamilton
kid adoption proceeding stunned. Neil Winters
stabs new wife in the back. Ashley Abbott
brags how she survived breast cancer. Cane Ashby
vows nothing will happen to his "girls". Lily
Winters proud of her papa. Ana Hamilton
with her rightful "mother". Jack Abbott
accuses Adam Wilson of faking blindness.
Apr 17
The
Abbott's
and Winters'
battle for custody.
Victor Newman
regurgitates the Beauty Of Nature cosmetics line.
Mac Browning
and her granny just regurgitate.
Chloe Abbott
seeks divine intervention.
Cane Ashby
promoted again!
Apr 16
Jill
Abbott booted
out of Chancellor Industries.
Neil Winters
stabs wife in back. Can
Mac Browning
save Kevin Fisher? Can the infant
baby Abbott
read already? Old man
Murphy
and what the dog saw.
Apr 15
Sharon
Collins
makes bail.
Colleen Carlton
new face of Jabot? Wasn't she already?
Lily Winters
mingles with Useless Style Mag brass. Another new
face?
J.T. Hellstrom
to dig for dirt on former lover girl.
Nikki Newman
provides free parental and marital advice. Face of
Katherine Chancellor
causes USM to sell out within 24-hours!
Apr 14
Noah
Newman puts
the pork to Eden Baldwin. "Hero"
Jeff Bardwell
hopes for sexual reward.
Nick Newman
drops wife #2 for wife #1.
Sharon Collins
charged with "grand theft".
Heather Stevens
does something right for a change.
Michael Baldwin,
the only lawyer in town.
Apr 13
Noah
Newman and
Eden Baldwin get reprieve #666. Oh God,
Nick Newman
regurgitates Cassie Newman again.
Katherine Chancellor
estate restored to rightful owner. Crazy
Kevin Fisher
not a threat?
Marge Cotrooke
mystery may never be solved, old man Murphy will
inform "friends".
Phyllis Newman
goes ballistic as Sharon Collins struts her slutty
self. Amber
Moore makes
million dollar bail.
Apr 10
Noah
Newman and
Eden Baldwin head for sex at the Abbott cabin.
Smokey the Bear
alerts Jack Abbott.
Nick Newman
to join "slut" in son's rescue.
Daniel Romalotti
asks Newmans to bail Kevin Fisher out!
Jeff Bardwell
took licking for sake of family.
Katherine Chancellor
throws money at latest criminal suspects.
Ashley Abbott
dreams of the dead.
Apr 9
Devon
Hamilton
scolds adult's bad behavior.
Lily Winters
hurls hate balls at the unemployment of Mr. Abbott.
Old man urges
Mac Browning
to stay where's she needed.
Tyra Hamilton
can't understand Karen Winters' motives?
Apr 8
Jeff
Bardwell finds
Kevin Fisher! Will bring home posthaste - or not.
Gloria Bardwell
will fix son's predicament.
Mitchell Sherman
is still alive?
Katherine Chancellor
has will rescinded.
Jack Abbott
in dreamland.
Karen Winters
wishes her husband was a man.
Victor Newman
toys with his prey.
Apr 7
Noah Newman in trouble again.
Chloe Abbott gripes about not being a
Chancellor. Billy Abbott got robbed? Hell the
price Nick Newman must pay for loving two
women. Sharon Collins in full loon mode.
Katherine Chancellor
in bed with old man playing cards because it's all
he can do in bed besides sleep?
Apr 6
Hot sex predicted between Billy
Abbott and Mac Browning.
Chloe Abbott
to suck the big one and it ain't Billy's.
Jill Abbott
throws in the towel. Divorce papers not yet signed,
Jack Abbott
begs town whore for another chance.
Nick Newman
told again and his ex-wife is a slut, does he have
the balls to bag the motherly bitch reminding him?
Apr 3
Chloe Mitchell
celebrates another marriage. Phyllis Newman
search for missing monkeys. Colleen Carlton
fills last minute void. Jesus! A fourth DNA test
regarding Katherine Chancellor? How many
before they get it right? Jill Abbott spews
toxic venom; old man is a worm digger. Sharon
Abbott; most popular slut in Genoa City.
Apr 2
Sharon
Abbott takes a
pass on "family" event until sex possibility changes
her mind. Wanted: Maid of honor for friend-less
Chloe Mitchell.
Old man Murphy
makes ultimate sacrifice.
Abby Carlton
emulates being blind.
Ashley Abbott
orders dinner dorks to be a family for the sake of
infant baby.
Apr 1
Brock
Reynolds the miracle worker
arrives. Mac Browning
the kissing cousin too - or not.
Katherine Chancellor
and old man Murphy hit the dance floor. Even
Phyllis Newman
knows the truth about Sharon Abbott; she's a slut.
Noah Newman
has a hissy fit. Chloe Mitchell
claims to be getting porked by daddy Billy Abbott every night.
Nikki Newman
tracks down traveling vampire.
Cane Ashby uses baby as
bargaining chip. Kevin Fisher's
head in Amber Moore's lap. Will he explode, or she?
Mar 31
Big
dilemma over where
Abbott
wedding should be held.
Michael Baldwin
swears up and down that his half-brother is not
crazy. Nick
Newman asserts
he must support ex-wife because she's the mother of
his son. Tom
Fisher
returns! Dogs, Sharon and
Jack Abbott
lie down together.
Mar 28
Alvin
the Chipmunk
strikes again!
Brock Reynolds
summoned to solve mystery.
Jana Fisher
leaves hospital with exploding head. Bounty hunter
in need of a clue has
Gloria Bardwell
and Daniel Romalotti to thank. Blind as a bat,
Adam Wilson
stays in shape.
Mar 27
Greasy spoon scene of Katherine
Chancellor photo op. Billy Abbott; CEO one day; not CEO the
next. Jill Abbott cut out of granddaughter's life before
history repeats itself. More strange in-breeding as local public
defender deemed nephew of Newman slave. Cane Ashby not CEO
one day; CEO the next. Jack and Ashley Abbott get what's coming
to them.
Mar 26
Marge Cotrooke's body dug up and
she's still alive! Katherine Chancellor was on a bowling team?
Jill Abbott in need of a mother. USM publishers agree to
old woman on cover of hip fashion magazine. Sharon Abbott
surmises world better off without her. "Bonny & Clyde" strike
again.
Mar 25
Chloe Ashby a free woman! Cane
Ashby a free man! How ironic for Nikki Newman; two old
people back from the dead. Sharon Abbott back to Jabot? Lily
Winters and the fortune cookie. Katherine Chancellor on the
cover of a hip fashion magazine. Jill Abbott agrees to dig
Cotrooke's bones. Jack Abbott goes back for another dip in the
slut pool.
Mar 24
Paul
Williams has a clue! Dig Marge Cotrooke up! Daniel
Romalotti, ace detective. Crazy Kevin Fisher and the power
saw with which to build a coffin. Jack Abbott falls deeper into
the trap. Murph the Smurf pops the question. The question, can
he? Oh lord, Jana Fisher's brain cancer is back!
Too funny, Jill Abbott to get restraining order against Nikki
Newman?
Mar 23
Adam Wilson
learns to play blind man's bluff. Amber Moore does what cops
cannot. Will Jana Fisher's head explode? Didn't Katherine
Chancellor leave town? So why is she in Genoa City, or does
Murph the Surf live in a different state? Victor Newman
blames ex-wife for destroying the family.
Mar 18
Such a deal, following an "emergency"
court hearing, Adam Wilson released from jail/prison!
Heather Stevens last to know. Three blind mice off to rescue Kevin
Fisher as Alvin the Chipmunk strikes again! Clint Radison
bites the dust. Katherine Chancellor hits the road. Chloe
Ashby moves again. Disgraced senator Jack Abbott to have
image reinvented.
Mar 17
Pretty boy Adam Wilson attacked
in jail/prison. Chloe Ashby and baby on the move again.
Child-like Devon Hamilton demands answers from adult adopted
daddy. Sharon Abbott way off the deep end. Karen Winters
can't rein her man in.
Mar 16
Kevin Fisher is Alvin the
chipmunk. Mitchell "the tank" Sherman is alive? Cane Ashby
and Lily Winters new baby. Sharon Abbott; always the slut.
Nikki Newman to steal Jill Abbott's DNA? Den of thieves,
Michael Baldwin the lawyer covers for his criminal half-wit
brother.
Mar 13
Katherine Chancellor ring given
her by mother Chancellor. Nikki Newman to throw baby shower for
Ashley Abbott? Neil Winters terminates the ho. Daniel
Romalotti "feels" when people die. Now Ouija board for Jana
Fisher who wonders where her husband is. Clint Radison
cracks the whip over his slave boy. Will Victor Newman find
eternal youth?
Mar 12
Karen Winters
wants the ho fired! Doesn't everyone know Nikki
Newman? FedEx can't be too sure. Daniel
Romalotti tires of not getting any sex. Creepy
is as creepy does, Clint Radison wants to be
Kevin Fisher's daddy. Jill Abbott hasn't
heard? The Athletic Supporter Club isn't "private".
Victor Newman reaches out to Adam Wilson and
gets bit.
Mar 11
Nick
Newman leaving town on business. Doctor my eyes!
Adam Wilson fears inmates would take
advantage of a blind man. Katherine Chancellor
feels as if someone playing hide and seek with her
brain. Warrant issued for Kevin Fisher
arrest. Victor Newman a changed man. That's
what having a baby late in life does to men.
Mar 10
Much
wringing of hands as everyone wonders what will become of Katherine
Chancellor, it that's who she really is. Ashley Abbott
frets over what will become of her unborn baby. Hey, it's a Victor
Newman baby so nothing will go wrong. The big question: If
Ether Valentine and Katherine Chancellor were at the seedy motel,
and they were, wouldn't they know Kevin Fisher didn't plant a
bomb? So why is Fisher a suspect? Who is Billy Abbott to call
anyone a "psycho"? Isn't he screwing Sharon Abbott? Old cow Nikki
Newman recalls when she bore a calf named Nick.
Mar 9
Such a
slut is she, Sharon Abbott never knows for sure who she's
screwing. Katherine Chancellor out of the fire into the frying
pan. Memo to Amber Moore: She's not sleeping! Gloria
Bardwell declares herself the hero. Bad news travels fast at
Greasy Spoon where Murph the Surf was waiting for his lady to
turn up?
Mar 6
BoreUs
Collins released from hospital. Sharon Abbott
has sticky fingers. Kevin Fisher becomes junk
in a trunk. Birthday boy Victor Newman.
Ashley Abbott declares her pregnancy!
Mar 5
Wanted:
Nanny for Ashby/Abbott baby. Ether Wilkes blames self
for death which hasn't happened yet. Jitter Joint patrons rip
Gloria Bardwell and subsequently warned nobody badgers the
proprietor's criminal mother. Anger issues Cane Ashby to seek
full custody of another man's baby. Jeff Bardwell kicked in the
balls! Kevin Fisher sticks his neck out. Lily Winters
prepared to raise another woman's baby. Clint Radison,
literally the bomb.
Mar 4
Billy
Abbott doesn't know what he's got until it's
gone. Sharon Abbott a little off her rocker?
Clint Radison convinced Katherine Chancellor
is who she says she is. Ether Wilkes to
deliver own ransom note. Kevin Fisher finds
seedy motel based on thin mint wrapper!
Mar 3
Noah
Newman turns 16 and gets new car as reward! Grandpa Victor
Newman and step-daddy Jack Abbott squabble even at son's party as
Eden Baldwin becomes odd girlfriend out. Chloe Ashby
moving into Abbott pool house. Kidnapper Clint Radison meets
with Amber Moore. Kidnapper Roger Wilkes makes ransom deal at
bookstore! Too funny, Danny Romalotti sends "son" money via
Gina Roma.
Mar 2
$15 for a
Katherine Chancellor is "missing" T-Shirt? Infant size
available too! Chloe Ashby to become Chloe Abbott? Lily
Winters to become Lily Ashby. Colleen Carlton grieving. If
only she knew what grief is. Amber Moore wants a baby! Can
Kevin Fisher give her one? What is Jack Abbott doing with
Delia Ashby? Murph the Surf gets a clue. Is Newman mystery
woman a mummy?
Feb 27
Ether and
Roger Wilkes prepare for honeymoon.
Michael Baldwin whines no time for "paying
clients". Cane Ashby to ask for Lily Winters
hand in marriage. Charges against Eden Baldwin
dropped! Jill Abbott calls illicit sex
"recreational".
Feb 26
BoreUs
Collins in the hospital for stress. Eden Baldwin going down
for shoplifting. Sharon Abbott blames self for lover's death.
Cane Ashby and Billy Abbott bicker over baby. Gloria
Bardwell gets away with another crime. Noah Newman next to
have mental meltdown?
Feb 25
Sharon
Abbott received pay stubs from her job? When did
she ever work? Jack Abbott begs estranged
wife to end divorce proceedings. Don't bend over,
Adam Wilson has crotch rot. Genoa City
Bookstore now guarded. Colleen Carlton
moves to daddy's empty home. Chloe Ashby in
need of a home.
Feb 24
Kevin
Fisher the T-Shirt maker. Jeff Bardwell leaves "wife" for
umpteenth time. Nikki Newman remembers Brad Carlton? Jill
Abbott hard up for a man - any man. Daniel Romalotti
convinced that he's an artist. Clueless Paul Williams gets a
clue. Katherine Chancellor butters her captives up.
Feb 23
Kidnapped
Katherine Chancellor demands to be treated
with respect. Amber Alert issued for Ana Hamilton
as Tyra Hamilton proves again what a moron she is.
Victor Newman forced to negotiate with
ignorant numbskull. Cane Ashby calls only
private lawyer in town on matter of great urgency.
Ether Valentine to be wed at God Have Mercy
Medical Center.
Feb 20
Sick
Chloe Ashby not so sick she can't eat Snickerdoodles. Nick
Newman as clueless as Paul Williams. Much boring rehash about the
NE board seat with a very knowledgeable of bi-laws Colleen Carlton
when Victor Newman alone calls the shots. Cane Ashby,
always the fool. Lily Winters informs a ball-less Billy Abbott
where to shove it.
Feb 19
Carlton
will read and it's not good news for Abby Carlton. Jill Abbott
threatens to rat the great man out. How long before Noah Newman
knocks Eden Baldwin up? Outside food allowed at God Have Mercy
Medical Center for a near-death patient? Once a slut, always a
slut as Sharon Abbott takes up with her BIL. Ashley Abbott
accepts NE seat on board with no apparent vote by the entire board.
Feb 18
Adam
Wilson seeks divine intervention. Cane Ashby
to take newly named baby Credillia to
Australia. Yolanda Hamilton gives up parental
rights. New CEO of Jabot, Billy Abbott seen
getting drunk at local bar. One year ago Hope
Adams croaked.
Feb 17
Nikki
Newman returns! Joke of the week: Jill Abbott grieving?
Billy Abbott counts baby's fingers and toes. Can he count past 5?
Will Chloe Ashby die? Paul Williams has his pole
polished as belated VD gift. Katherine Chancellor recalls the
man she kicked in the balls. Clint Radison has some balls.
Feb 16
Cane
Ashby rides to the rescue. Chloe Ashby giving birth to a
bowling ball? Katherine Chancellor taken to seedy motel. How
many bullets does Clint Radison need to kill one person?
Murph the Surf vows to "kill" person or persons who stole his
woman.
Feb 13
Billy
Abbott and Lily Winters at cabin in the woods.
Daniel Romalotti putting on another art show!
Chloe Ashby obtains address to cabin.
Sharon Abbott ponders a career move. Noah
Newman gets a reprieve. Katherine Chancellor
gets a big surprise!
Feb 12
VD
hits Genoa City early. Katherine Chancellor bouncing off the
walls. Ether Valentine postpones wedding - or not. Noah
Newman and Eden Baldwin ordered to stay away from each other.
Billy Abbott ready to be CEO, but not daddy material.
Feb 11
Noah
Newman taking drama lessons! Katherine
Chancellor to have DNA test via mobile DNA lab.
Ether Valentine to become a "little
valentine"? Nick Newman expects the Baldwin's
to track their booze supply. Jill Abbott
ordered to give up DNA!
Feb 10
Carlton
will to be read next week. Colleen Carlton off to see granny
Rebecca Kaplan. Billy Abbott new CEO of Jabot! Victor Newman
pulls new woman out of bag of tricks. Cane Ashby upset over not
being a Kevin Fisher with two jobs.
Feb 9
Noah
Newman blames himself for savior's death. Who let Eden Baldwin
out? Phyllis Newman to help husband's lover get through grief.
Victor Newman to donate one million dollars in the name of Brad
Carlton. Jack Abbott claps at remember the dead pity party.
Feb 6
Brad
Carlton dead and in a casket already! It's the
24-hour Jewish rule. Who's sleeping in Noah
Newman's bed? Who is Summer Newman having
breakfast with? Lily Winters refuses to
attend funeral for a friend. Phyllis Newman
not bothered that husband had sex with another
woman!
Feb 5
Phyllis
Newman and Jack Abbott wonder what Brad Carlton was doing at the
lake in a blizzard, but not why Eden Baldwin and Noah Newman
were at the lake. Sharon Abbott not happy roads to Genoa City
reopened. Nick Newman searches for cell phone signal. The
iceman cometh! Katherine Chancellor vows to run pawnshop
out of business.
Feb 4
The girl
with two dads, Abby Carlton can't understand
why "Victor" threatened Brad Carlton. Nick Newman
blames himself for former wife running out on
family. Victor Newman promises huge reward
for grandson's savoir. Her divorce not final,
Sharon Abbott proves why she's a slut. Paul
Williams orders search and rescue team
dispatched.
Feb 3
Oh God!
Eden Baldwin goes missing - again! Grandpa Victor Newman
and step-dad Jack Abbott squabble over Noah Newman. All roads open
again, J.T. Hellstrom on Brad Carlton's trail. Phyllis
Newman questions why she's such a loser. All-time loser Sharon
Abbott bemoans when Cassie Newman fell through the ice.
Feb 2
J.T. and
Victoria Hellstrom celebrate their wedding
anniversary. Michael Baldwin questions his
parenting ability. Only Nick Newman can
reassure his ex-wife that their son is okay when
Sharon Abbott has no urgent need to know.
Jana Fisher has "honor"? Among thieves? Eden
Baldwin fears she and Noah Newman will be kept
apart.
Jan 30
Colleen
Carlton to become new Fresh Face of Jabot girl! Nick Newman
thinking only about Cassie Newman? Phyllis Newman to blame if
anything happens to Noah Newman. Eden Baldwin saves the day
thanks to a nearby farmhouse. How old is the car Brad Carlton
drives and who said he needs a hobby?
Jan 29
Nick
Newman returns from - Chicago! Brad Carlton
delivers his last testament. Casey Reed has
"stage 2" cancer. Nikki Newman ask pagans to
pray then has sex with Paul Williams. Big shocker!
Noah Newman and Eden Baldwin aren't at
school. Daniel Romalotti to shoot Newman
"family portrait".
Jan 28
Brad
Carlton told to resign - or be ruined. Ashley Abbott warned
she's being used. Dr. Casey Reed delivers tragic news. Eden
Baldwin plots to get Noah Newman on ice. Nick Newman out of
town?! Traci Connelly blows into town. Cinderella Chancellor
tries on the golden slipper.
Jan 27
Lily Winters in need of a new job at a place
where her ilk doesn't hang. Judge denies
Katherine Chancellor DNA test. Amber Moore
can't find her phone. Car belonging to Jana
Fisher seen at scene of a crime. Roger Wilkes
turns down a job. Cane Ashby goes on Ether
Valentine's date - again!
Jan 26
Amber
Moore
carries
beef jerky in her purse. Jack Abbott carries old Victrola in
trunk of car. Sharon Abbott knows how to make soup - from a
can? Nick Newman packs his bags. Victor Newman in the
driver's seat.
Jan 23
Jack
Abbott offers to vouch for Gloria Bardwell.
Andrew Gibson petitions State of Wisconsin to
instill death penalty. Murph the Surf hopes
for "magic pill". Headed by Kevin Fisher,
gang of criminals raid pawnshop. Sharon Abbott
in wooded cabin ahead of predictable storm.
Jan 22
Paul Williams plays census taker. Brad
Carlton wants his daughters to live with him as
a "family". Ashley Abbott won't have her
daughter torn between two fathers. Katherine
Chancellor isn't on Medicare? Who will pay those
costly medical bills? Nikki Newman announces
next Useless Style cover story!
Jan 21
Amber
Moore in search of Chancellor ring key to proving old woman's
identify. Colleen Carlton and daddy to attend "father/daughter
date". No Internet banking, Phyllis and Nick Newman waste time
chasing down check. Did J.T. Hellstrom pose for a magazine
wearing a diaper?
Jan 20
No show.
Jan 19
Could it
be that Ana Hamilton has read "I've Got A Dream?" Adam
Wilson prays for divine intervention. Clint Radison and
Roger are two different people. Brad Carlton reminds daughter
she's been given two horses. Jack Abbott always knew he didn't
have wife's heart. Amber Moore to spread word that Katherine
Chancellor is alive.
Jan 16
Ether
Valentine has a birthday and a blind date.
Marge Cotrooke only the best waitress any greasy
spoon could ask for. Amber Moore so
distraught she can't have sex. Chancellor
Industries hires new account. Nikki Newman
can't get old woman's number off speed dial.
Jan 15
Yolanda
Hamilton goes missing! Cue Karen Winters to start adoption
proceedings. Father/Daughter dance at Indigo Night Club? Hippy
commune to be sold for Eden Baldwin's "education". Katherine
Chancellor bowling captain! Paul Williams paves way for
Gloria Fisher getting away with another crime. Lowell Baldwin
lives on doing the Lord's work.
Jan 14
Ether
Valentine needs a cookbook? Lily Winters
buying school books at a bookstore. Kevin Fisher
whines about being broke again. Lauren Baldwin
assures old woman that her husband is very focused.
Michael Baldwin has a DNA brain fart!
Amber Moore reports a murder (again). Jana and
Kevin Fisher broke again.
Jan 13
Jury
selection and trial to start in Adam Wilson case. Nick
Newman threatens to beat Brad Carlton up. Phyllis Newman
busted. Abby Carlton given new "million dollar" horse! Gutter
tripe Jack Abbott can't believe ex-wife would stoop so low.
Dumb as usual, Heather Stevens says no proof to nail diary
forger.
Jan 12
Billy
Abbott and Cane Ashby fight caught on film;
posted on "You Click"! Jack Abbott poses for
magazine. Lily Winters not into casual sex.
Ana Hamilton afraid of doorbells. Brad
Carlton makes his way to the same hotel where
Sharon Abbott just happens to be staying.
Jan 9
Nick
Newman and Sharon Abbott stuck in New York. Not enough criminal
cases to work on, what's Michael Baldwin to do? Daniel
Romalotti with a look to die for. The boys Cane Ashby and
Billy Abbott fight like little girls. Nikki Newman can't tell
the real Katherine Chancellor from the fake one. Amber Moore
reports a murder.
Jan 8
Victor Newman
invited to Obama's inauguration! Olivia Winters
sticks her big nose where it don't belong. Murph
the Surf and Katherine Chancellor can't figure
out how to prove one's identification. Sharon
Abbott locates a doctor who makes house calls.
Gloria Bardwell complains of having to clean
toilets.
Jan 7
Katherine Chancellor makes bail! Gloria Bardwell in a
pickle. Daniel Romalotti; Genoa City's Hunk of the Month?
Kevin Fisher crazy, but a good man. Jeff Bardwell moves
into a Jabot office.
Jan 6
Sharon
Abbott and Nick Newman headed on strictly
business trip to New York. Gloria Bardwell
has her day in court. Neil Winters learns
again that he's not a Newman. Noah Newman
takes a bus to the Ponderosa.
Jan 5
Kevin and
Jana Fisher plot their next big caper. Anyone care to feel
Chloe Ashby's belly? What's a poor boy to do with Billy Abbott
is dating his girlfriend? Are Nick and Phyllis Newman really
stupid? Will the children approve Victor Newman's choice in
women? Then again, is Ashley Abbott really a woman?
Jan 2
Heather
Stevens gets another case to bungle. Jack Abbott takes his
rightful place at Jabot. Victor Newman resumes control of the
empire. Murph the Surf offers to sell his trailer. Neil and
Karen Winters get the greatest wedding gift of all! Jill Abbott
presented with the opportunity of a lifetime.
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