Week of 01.28.02

Friday

Jabot Cosmetics janitor Larry 'Wartman' Warton has become the go to guy for those in Genoa City in need of a strong shoulder to cry on.  More

It's always amazing how some people in Genoa City think they are better than others. For all her evil doing, Phyllis Abbott had the audacity to say... More

The pressure is on teen terrorist Mackenzie Browning to spread her legs wide and open up the gates of pleasure for her sex starved boyfriend.  More

The ostracizing of coffee shop mogul Sharon Newman began in earnest Friday as members of the rich and powerful Newman family made their positions regarding Mrs. Newman's estrangement from Nick Newman crystal clear. More

Thursday

Notorious sperm thief Diane Jenkins became a legal combatant when developmentally disabled Phyllis Abbott began spewing hatred.  More

Madder than a wet hen, old bitty Katherine Sterling has refused to take legal action against Chancellor Estate co-owner Jill Abbott.  More

Openly flaunting her love for a boy not much older than her son makes the point that Jill Abbott has become a remarkably dense, disheveled and bleary eyed has-been. More

Wednesday

Neil Winters has said he is seeking professional help for his drinking problem but his arrival in Africa will prove how easy it can be to fall off the wagon.  More

Out of some sick concern for her former husband's current wife, sperm switcher Nikki Newman dropped the other shoe Wednesday when she informed Jabot Cosmetics CEO Jack Abbott that he is the father of sperm thief Diane Jenkins' baby.  More

A woman who thinks a marriage can be held together with a baby and is willing to roll the dice with the devil deserves to die.  More

It wasn't so long ago Mrs. Newman took time out from grieving to be Victoria Newman's matron of honor. Just weeks later the Newman bitch is foaming at the mouth about pushing her brother away. Some thanks! Some family.  More

Tuesday

When the snot stopped running out of her nose Phyllis Abbott made a brilliant statement. If her husband won't support her she's going to do it without him. And for that, Abbott deserves to die.   More

Rash & Sassy Cosmetics queen Victoria Newman has some very strange symptoms but are they typical of pregnancy? If ever a law was needed specifically banning birth until a competency test has been passed, this is one woman the law should be written for.  More

What do you do when you're hung up on a man with the same last name who was married to your sister, whose brother you were married to and who kicked you to the curb because he was hung up on his brother's girlfriend?  More

Monday

A frazzled Diane Jenkins spun her wheels and spurt out a threat to bankrupt an already morally bankrupt sperm lab. Had she been thinking clearly Jenkins would have been growing suspicious that Nikki Newman is hiding something or lying about her knowledge of the great Victor Newman sperm switch.  More

After their bad experience with Matt Clark, the Newmans made it policy to check the background of all prospective employees but Diego Guittierez was hired on the spot with no investigation into his past.  More

The outburst occurred Monday at a popular high school off campus coffee shop by day, club for all ages by night, known as Crimson Lights. Sipping on a double-latte at the time, customer Sarah Usaba said she was shocked. More

A man known only as "Scott" is expected to roll into Genoa City on Friday. But if anyone knows why they aren't saying.   More

Growing closer to the identify of her baby's father, Italian based architect Diane Jenkins has renamed the child Kyle Wyllie Newman. More

Neil Winters stated publicly he loved McNeil but neither man had ever come out of the closet to admit their love was anything more than friendship. More

Week of 01.21.02

Friday

Unless he's seen the writing on the wall, that he's an old man at the end of life's journey and should find a woman to nurse him on his death bed, Victor Newman hasn't changed. This is a man who goes through women like addicts go through drugs. More

The noose tightened around the throat of Genoa City's most dumbest person Friday as the first ever coffee shop by day, club for all ages by night moved toward the center of what could be a nasty divorce.  More

Always sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong, Jabot Cosmetics top skunk oil sniffer Ashley Abbott Carlton warned Friday that her former husband's former wife should stay away from the Abbott family. More

Thursday

Visions of dollar bills danced in Amanda Hunnicutt's head at the thought of working as a lunchroom attendant at Walnut Grove Academy. But will her terrorist daughter grant the job permit she so desperately needs? More

At a early age young boys are told they won't be men until they've had sex with a woman. Any boy unwilling to tow this line can expect to be shunned and labeled queer.  More

One Hung Lo, president of Genoa City Realtors announced Wednesday the company will seek legislation to prevent sub-leasing of its rental units.  More

Wednesday

After encountering a near death experience, Genoa City socialite Phyllis Summers is determined to keep trying to have a baby through in vitro fertilization. If the process doesn't kill her, it could kill or maim her baby.  More

The African safari junket disguised as a photo shoot for Rash & Sassy Cosmetics will embark late next week. However, cosmetics queen Victoria Newman is not expected to make the trip due to a battle with the flu.  More

The Genoa City News has learned that sperm thief Diane Jenkins plans to rename the baby she spawned!   More

The electrifying moment was zapped when Cassie Newman sensed her parents weren't as happy as she would have expected. "What’s wrong?" she asked the dorky looking couple.  More

Tuesday

What was Walnut Grove Academy student Billy Abbott thinking? The former booze-boy had been in charge of keeping niece Colleen Carlton out of trouble for only a few moments this week when he dropped the ball. More

In a wild statement heralding the dangers of drug use, Newman Enterprises giant Victor Newman has called for the elimination by any means possible, including vigilante justice, of drug pushers. More

If Sharon Newman gets kicked off the Newman ranch she should make a beeline to the nearest lawyer and file a claim for some serious alimony and child support. Special Report

Monday

It wasn't the second marijuana smoke at Walnut Grove Academy that made the daughter of coffee shop moguls Nick and Sharon Newman so sick she slipped out of school early Monday. More

If the war were something more than an excuse to pour endless amounts of American money into countries like Columbia, newly admitted Genoa City Walnut Grove Academy student Colleen Carlton would not have easily made contact with a drug dealer in the hallway of her own school! More

When his darling little granddaughter is busted again for smoking dope will old man John 'Yawn' Abbott be so quick to write off her evil ways as an innocent part of these changing times?   More

With a son destined to follow in his father's footsteps, Newman Enterprises giant Victor Newman has come forward to say that should his son's marriage to Sharon Newman fail, evildoer "Matt Clark will have won."  More

Week of 01.14.02

Friday

A brush with the grim reaper hasn't discouraged Mrs. Jack Abbott from trying again to have the baby her husband so desperately wants.  More

With money running low and the price of double lattés running high, road scholar Diego Guittierez has scooped up a job at the local college/high school campus hangout.  More

Her life "touch and go" at times, Center 4 Disease doctors report Mrs. Jack Abbott will survive a brush with the death devil. More

Thursday

Socialite Jill Abbott has proposed and her spiky-haired boy toy has agreed to move into the Chancellor Estate.  More

With the empty booze bottles piling up at home and at the office can a Newman Enterprises' right hand man give up drinking just because his job is in jeopardy?  More

Wednesday

After the repeated threats to tell the truth or else, detective Paul 'Clueless' Williams will ask the woman he committed adultery with if the baby she claims to be carrying was spawned with his sperm.  More

The fact her unborn baby is months from delivery didn't stop dizzy Izzy Brana from going shopping for a car seat Wednesday. More

Looking down her nose at the lower class has long been one of Jill Abbott's strong points. She clawed her way out of the rift-raft and just the sight of a lowly janitor makes her skin crawl.   More

Tuesday

Getting on Jill Abbott's bad side was often far worse than anything an angry Victor Newman could dish out.   More

Suffering from fainting spells, Mrs. Jack Abbott was rushed to Genoa City's Center 4 Disease Tuesday where doctors diagnosed her case as a "rare reaction to hormone therapy."  More

Brad and Ashley Carlton's worry that 14-year-old Colleen Carlton smoked some pot a few times and now the kid won't be able to live independently in the real world unless they intervene is just so much hot air. More

It was humiliating to watch. Newman Enterprises second in command Neil Winters, the great Victor Newman's right hand man, begging and kowtowing for a second chance at completing a major business acquisition.  More

Genoa City is crawling with loners. Should homeland security officials be concerned?  More

Monday

Securing Amalgamated Electronics would have been a major feather in the cap of top Newman Enterprises brown-noser Neil Winters. Was it the booze which caused the deal to sour or the conducting of business with the office door open?  More

A breach of confidentiality in the doctor-patient relationship is not something to be taken lightly. Confidentiality is an expression of trust, and without it patients won't be honest with their physicians, and may even be driven away from medical care. More

Brock Reynolds departs Genoa City leaving his daughter in the lurch. A time bomb waiting to go off?  More

Subconscious odor signals released from the body have a physical or emotional effect which can cause members of the same species to have sex at the office and something needs to be done about it.  More

Visions of dirty drug users and alcoholics danced in the man's head. How dare a homeless person answer a want ad? Why can't all those people disappear? More

Week of 01.07.02

Friday

What are the implications surrounding Jabot Cosmetics executive Brad Carlton's purchase of ten thousand dollars worth of questionable stock? Shades of an Enron deal in Genoa City? More

Claiming to be homeless, Amanda Hunnicutt has made a local shelter her temporary residence while she awaits permission from her terrorist daughter for full travel rights.  More

With her baby neatly tucked away out of sight, sperm thief Diane Jenkins has put her new job in Italy on hold and returned to the scene of the crime. More

Thursday

Like sludge in a sewer pipe best describes how things have been moving in Genoa City and the Roto Rooter man is nowhere in sight. More

Job opening at Newman coffee shop.  More.

Wednesday

Nick Newman saw the emotional lacuna oozing from the woman he had thought at one time he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. Instead of displaying gratitude the woman was throwing another temper tantrum.  More

Tuesday

How can Michael Baldwin stand to be in the same room with this despicable woman? For fear Brana's bed buddy will conduct a smear campaign against him?  More

As sick a human as Paul Williams is, he made an already repulsive situation worse by discussing his lack of sexual outlets with Lauren Fenmore.  More

Teenage terrorist Mac Browning appeared to be changing her evil ways ever so slightly Tuesday when in an about face she announced her desire to invite Amanda Hunnicutt out to the Chancellor mausoleum. More

Too dumb to realize it, Sharon Newman has literally driven her husband out of their home and if she doesn't stop picking her nose and eating it she'll drive him out of her life for good. And for what? A dead baby!  More

Monday

It's a disgusting habit and something needs to be done to stop it.  More

The Genoa City News has learned that Italian based architect Diane Jenkins will in the coming days pick up the search for the biological father of her baby. More

The Genoa City News has learned local photographer Malcolm Winters will soon be going to Africa on a photo shoot.  More

Since returning to Genoa City and taking up space at the Abbott residence where she once worked as a maid, Mrs. Mamie Johnson has overstayed her welcome. Now that her duties are about to become more clearly defined Johnson may wish she had moved on long ago. More

Counting down the days until Malcolm Winters leaves the big city we went back to the photographers arrival in 1994 for a brief review of what has happened with the Winters clan during the past eight years.  More