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Kid Visiting Hospital Made to Fetch Patient's Drink!
On emergency leave from Summer Camp, said to have been in therapy just a few days ago young Noah Newman was whisked to the God Have Mercy Medical Center to visit his thought to be dead but not really dead father and within minutes asked to go half-way around town to get the patient's favorite drink. More

What Will Become of Genoa City's Confused Children?
A little girl with two daddies, a girl who was put in harm's way during the Nazi crisis and blamed herself for daddy #1's first divorce, Abby Carlton blaming herself again this week for Daddy Brad's second divorce raises the question: What is wrong with Genoa City's troubled kids and will Summer Newman be the next in therapy? More

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
Creepy Doctor Vagina Designer?
When will the Newman family learn to be more careful about the strange people it takes under its wing? What do the Newmans know about the doctor named Logan? What kind of doctor is she? A witch doctor? A pioneer in vagina design? More

Newman Found Alive!
Saved by Mountain Woman, Dudley Do-Right
A remarkable tale of survival in the wilderness, eating berries and nuts and literally on his last leg, plane crash victim Nick Newman was found in the proverbial nick of time in a Wisconsin forest moments after thinking he was done for and after he'd prepared one last message of hate for his enemies. More

Jana Come Home!
For someone who went to all the trouble of obtaining an untraceable IP address, Jana Hawkes, AKA Chatty Cathy, doesn't seem to care if she gets caught and sentenced to fry in the electric chair. More

Senator Jack Abbott
The old saying, "Voters get what they deserve" was no more truer in 2000 and 2004 than it was today in Genoa City when voters picked Jack Abbott as their new State Senator. Of course, they had only two choices: Bad and Worse. More

Voters Rush to Cast Ballots!
Wisconsin voters were taken by surprise today when at the very last minute it was announced the first ever debate between senatorial candidates Jack Abbott and Nikki Newman would be the last in a "series" immediately following which the polls would open. More

D.A. Bardwell Living With Son-In-Lawyer
Gasping for air, hoping to live long enough so that he can say something in baby talk that will alert someone to the fact that his new bride is a murdering bitch before she can take him to a remote farmhouse, burn it to the ground with him in it, D.A. Wilma Bardwell was in no position to object about the obvious appearance of impropriety of living with his defense attorney lawyer son-in-law. Not that Michael Baldwin is a real defense attorney or that the D.A. and a defense attorney shared a home on The Practice until they figured out it didn't look good. More

Candidate Newman: Husband Made Me Do It!
Sniveling that opponent Jack Abbott has two wives supporting him and she has no one, State Senate candidate Nikki Newman today blamed her latest, and very public, sexual encounter with campaign manager David Chow on bereavement and an absentee husband who left her high and dry. More

Old MacDonald Had a Farm
Out pounding his, um, beat again, the night watchman came across a regular parade of barnyard animals including a pig, a cow, a hunkmonkey, a donkey and a few rats tossed in for good measure. More

Body Snatcher Visits Morgue!
Why an albino woman resembling walking death would visit a morgue for the purpose of identifying a body she helped move, and participated in at least two crimes in the process, wasn't clear unless Amber Ashby wanted to dig her own grave. More

A Kiss is Just a Kiss
When Nikki Newman swapped spit with her campaign manager and said it was just a kiss, why did so many people get so bent? Isn't there an unwritten rule in Genoa City that fornication among the pagans is okay so long as it happens but once? And who is Sharon Abbott to cast aspersions? More

'John Doe' Found in Dumpster
In a city said to be the Midwestern business hub of the United States, finding a dead body in a dumpster would be an ordinary occurrence. But not in Genoa City. Described by pundits as a "sleepy" town where the likes of Nick Newman are said to be "favorite sons", the body found here this week is causing quite a stir. More

Divorce in the News
As if readers will die if they aren't told the sleazy details surrounding the impending divorce of Brad and Victoria Carlton, a Genoa City newspaper reporter was hot on the heels of his prey today which, for as much as the Carltons can't stand each other, are continually being seen in public together refusing comment and saying they don't discuss personal affairs in public when the entire city knows of their estrangement and does not care that another Carlton and another Newman may be getting another divorce.

Incapacitated D.A. Inherited Massive Debt, Crazy Bastard or Smart Businessman?
At the top of his game as Genoa City's only District Attorney since Glenn Richards to actually go out and take a bite out of rampant crime by making his own arrests, near retirement age Wilma Bardwell reportedly inherited a business riddled with debt. More

The Hounds of Genoa City Ville
What incredible timing by those desperate housewives. No sooner had tag-team matched in hell friends Sharon Abbott and Phyllis Newman planted a camera in the great Victor Newman's office but what the camera caught political candidate Nikki Newman and her campaign manager swapping spit. More

Pornography Teacher, Frat Boy, Coffee Barista Haul Dead Body Through City Streets!
Except for a few details, the death of "Plum" is the same as Cameron Kirsten's or Carmen Mesta's death. There are three boobs named Daniel Romalotti, Amber Ashby and Kevin Fisher not knowing quite what to do. There is the infamous lake where Christine 'Bug' Blair found the bloody rowboat thought to have contained Izzy Brana's body at risk for more pollution. There is the ritzy athletic club restaurant possibly adding eyeball soup to the menu. What there isn't so far is Victor Newman shipping Otis Ellwood to Montana, but give it time. It's early. More

Desperate Wives Plant 'Nannycam'
So called because it was supposed to take the place of human eyes watching over Phyllis Newman's baby and nobody knows for sure why Mrs. Newman can't watch her own baby with her own eyes, desperate wives Sharon Abbott and Mrs. Nick Newman #2, who hated each other last week, have teamed up to hide a 'nannycam' inside the great Victor Newman's office to catch the sexual antics of political candidate Newman on tape. More

Senate Race Sinks to New Low
Spewing that he's had another epiphany and if push comes to shove he'll tell the truth, State Senate candidate Jack Abbott's address to voters at the upcoming debate he and his opponent have agreed to should go something like this:

"My fellow Wisconsin's. For all these weeks and months and most of my meaningless life I've been a lying sack of crap. I've broken the law, done horrendous things, married the town slut, but don't you see, I had to." More

Newman Held Captive in New Mexican Desert!
Oops - wrong headline, but the story is basically the same. Change the names and a few of the places, add another Newman in dire straits, another woman coming to the rescue in another cabin and more herbs growing outside the door and if it's not Ramona Caceres, it's Logan's Run. More

Unwanted by the FBI
Regardless of what defective private detective Paul Williams said today, the GCPD is not looking for and will not find Jana Hawkes. In fact, when coffee shop owner Kevin Fisher pleaded with local police to find the woman who killed Carmen Mesta he was pretty much told to F-off as there wasn't enough to go on to convince the cops Hawkes had committed a crime. Additionally, the cops have little reason to believe anything Fisher says when he's breaking laws faster than the town whore can have sex with strange men. More

Space Cowboy Turns Bounty Hunter!
Where do these kids find the time? His bank account hacked into, identity stolen, marriage on the rocks, still addicted slightly to pornography, college boy Daniel Romalotti seems very interested in becoming a bounty hunter. Not a real one, of course. A fake one for the summer months to earn some spending money. More

Coffee Shop Owner Finds Dead Man at Home
In town less than two weeks, a well-connected drifter with hopes of getting a plum job at Jabot Cosmetics and said to be the "cousin" of pornography enabler Amber Moore Ashby, was found dead today at the home of Jitter Joint owner Kevin Fisher where he had been flopping with Fisher and porn addict Daniel Romalotti. Details are sketchy, but the man oddly known as "Plum" is said to have threatened to expose Mrs. Ashby presumably with information pertaining to Ashby's fake marriage to Cane Ashby who is allegedly Phillip Chancellor III.

Vacancy at Abbott Motel!
Those with morals should not rush to check in. The vacancy is literally vacant. More

Laws in Kalamazoo
A patient at the God Have Mercy Medical Center, the Night Watchman checks out just in time to answer the burning question: Can one party of a two party bank account freeze the account without the permission of the other party or by court order? All this and more.

Disease-Ridden Porn King Loses Identity
Never having actually cheated on his teen bride, not much older porn addict Daniel Romalotti is being treated as though he had and was talked into spending hundreds this week on psychiatric help to cure a disease nearly as bad a homosexuality. Adding insult to injury, the considered to be somewhat of an Internet surfer/computer geek failed to check that he was on a secure website when purchasing porn access and in the process gave away personal banking information. Now his wife is bitching again that she needs $1000 for summer school and there's no money in the bank account. More

Letters to Captain Obvious
Lost your marbles? Feeling misunderstood? Sick and tired and not going to take it anymore? GCN correspondent Keisha Morgan returns with another installment of Letters to Captain Obvious. More

Dead/Alive Newman Collected Rocks, Stored in Wife's Head!
His former wife's life-long stooge status blamed on rocks rolling in her head, it was learned today that Nick Newman, thought to have perished in a plane crash but really alive somewhere suffering from memory loss, once collected rocks and except for one kept all these years in the Abbott attic, apparently stored others in Sharon Newman's head. More

Son Noah to write 'essay' on "hero"
A hard decision for a 10-year-old in therapy, doing poorly in school 5th-grader Noah Newman has been assigned the task of writing about the "hero" in his life. More

Who Took a Leak on the Grand Jury?
As hints drop fast and furious that Jack Abbott is the father of Phyllis Newman's baby, as Abbott longs for the pitter-patter of little feet and blocks out all memory of his own son growing up without a father, the fact super-secret Grand Jury testimony was leaked to the Press concerns Jack so that he will instruct his "lawyers" to investigate what should be the job of local law enforcement. More

DA Bardwell Suffers Stroke!
Pushing 70, District Attorney Wilma Bardwell collapsed into a pile of mush here Friday before his new bride's eyes following what was thought to be a stoke brought on by the revelation that Mrs. Bardwell's jig is up and that she would be reported to the police. More

Turns For the Worst
With so many crazy things happening in Genoa City is it any wonder those usually able to make some sense of the senseless are becoming overwhelmed by it all? More

Sea of Confusion
What is Clear Springs? Where is it located and why was it illegal for Brad Carlton to purchase land there and why must Carlton sell it if he wants to retain his seat on the Newman Enterprises Board of Directors? More

Newman, Chow Swap Spit!
It's the news so often heard lately; State Senate candidates Nikki Newman and Jack Abbott are so scared that the Press will report any number of the sleazy anti-Christ, anti-Bible scandals they're involved with or plotting and yet there Mrs. Newman was today, her loving husband out of town not much longer than a week, swapping spit with her campaign manager, David Chow, prompting the question: What does it take to make the women of Genoa City happy? More

Playing Favorites
Not so long ago Phyllis Newman crossed Lauren and Michael Baldwin off her list of favorite people refusing to have anything to do with them until she realized she needed a lawyer at which point she put them back on the list. It wasn't so long ago either that Mrs. Baldwin was sucking up to Sharon Newman as the then Mrs. Newman shelled out hundreds at Baldwin's horror shop and then, like a rabid dog, Baldwin turned this week on one of her best customers agreeing with friend again Phyllis that Sharon is creepy. More

Jet Wreckage Found!
Found at the bottom of Clear Springs Lake apparently completely intact, not so much as the spare tire broke off from a Newman Enterprises private jet that went down three weeks ago with its unnamed, uncared about crew, and single passenger Nick Newman destined to upstage his own step-daughter's record of being able to stay underwater for more than an hour and still survive. More

It's the Hypocrisy, Stupid!
Thought to be carrying the baby of the hunkmonkey she slept with before and during her marriage, worried that it wouldn't look good should she move in with J.T. Hellstrom because her divorce hasn't been finalized, the instant Victoria Carlton received word that wreckage had been found of the plane her brother had been on she agreed to move in. This is the hypocrisy plaguing Genoa City now as it has for years. Bible thumpers worried what the Press will say and what coffee shop customers are thinking, nevertheless do what they so fear.

Senate Candidate Calls for Legalizing Prostitution!
Ahead in the polls, her overall platform widely unknown, opposed by only one other candidate as equally inexperienced as she, State Senate hopeful Nikki Newman has announced her support for government-sanctioned red light districts presumably because they will make those engaged in the world's oldest profession safer.

Some suspect though Newman's real reason could have to do with keeping future Newman women like Summer Newman, biological Newman Abby Carlton and the unborn, potentially Newman females in the making, [See: And Baby Makes Two] from getting a bad name.

Unoriginal Newman Woman Pulls a Diane Jenkins
When original sperm thief Diane Jenkins faked an injury that would allow her to stay at the Abbott Hotel close to the father of her baby, pretending to be run over by Phyllis Abbott was more innovative than when the now Mrs. Newman pulled a similar stunt today. After all, how does a woman manage to fall on her back while giving someone a high-five unless Phyllis Newman is used to falling on her back which of course she is. Now the question is: Will Jack Abbott have to sleep with Mrs. Newman like he did Diane Jenkins? More

Mice Play House While Cat's Away on Monkey Business!
Worried so that the Press would find out they had not been living under the same roof together, senatorial candidate Jack Abbott didn't think what the Press would say about his former wife spending the night while his new bride was out of town on business. More

Abby Carlton Returning from Los Angeles
What was Ashley Abbott thinking when she sent her younger than Noah Newman daughter home alone from Los Angeles where the little Abby Carlton has been living since the old sperm thief slipped out of the orient. Shouldn't Ashley have called ahead to make sure Abby won't be walking into another broken home? More

Wilma & Disgrace
A marriage men dream of, District Attorney Wilma Bardwell, having "dated" Gloria Abbott a few times and surely aware that she's a disgraceful disgusting excuse for a woman, agreed on the spur of the moment to marry Mrs. Abbott today during an impromptu wedding thrown together at the home of Mr. & Mrs. Michael Baldwin.

And while most men would have wanted a best friend standing up for them, because Bardwell has no friends he was forced to accept his future step-son's offer to be best man as did Mrs. Abbott who selected her daughter-in-law as the maid of dishonor.

Birthday Girl Suffers From Bitchritis
This is what happens when a teenage girl forges legal documents, gets married too early to what her mother considered a "bad seed", and a year later kicks her man out of the house. More

Plus, Jabot Cosmetics worries over what impact associates showing their breasts to young men will have on the bottom line. More

Carlton's Agree To Divorce!
Sex With Hunkmonkey Determining Factor
Another example of the family values permeating Genoa City, a so confused she couldn't decide when her husband first presented the ugly divorce option, Victoria Carlton had sex with J.T. Hellstrom Thursday following which she agreed to divorce Brad Carlton who immediately called his former lover with the good news.

Who Hooked Daniel Romalotti?
There is still hope that before the Court of Public Opinion can hand down another ruling sure to disgrace Jabot Cosmetics, someone will figure out who got Daniel Romalotti hooked on pornography. More

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
Switching DNA as Easy as Baking Pie
Never mind that DNA samples are usually collected in a sterile environment and the use of DNA is not as common as using another person's urine to pass a drug test, all gangster Kevin Fisher had to do was look around and he easily found some DNA his mother can use to pass a DNA test to prove she didn't kill Emma Gibson. This and other events of the day as seen by Spanky the neighborhood watchman. More

Plane Crash Victim Reportedly Alive, Suffering Memory Loss!
Just as the United States Government could not verify by a shred of wreckage that a private jet owned by Newman Enterprises crashed recently into a body of water between Genoa City and Clear Springs, wherever in Hell Clear Springs is, there's no confirmation that one of the passengers aboard the plane, Nick Newman, survived and will soon stumble back into Genoa City his memory completely wiped out. And while Newman was quickly forgotten by most of his family, his son had a premonition all along daddy was alive. Perhaps next time Noah Newman won't be so quick blame others for what God has done. More

MasterCard, It's Everywhere Brad Carlton Doesn't Want to Be
As expected, within an hour of his arrest for perjury, Brad Carlton was sprung from jail without a bail hearing and without a lawyer thanks to perjury being on the list of low risk crimes for which those accused may simply charge the bail to their credit cards. The making of bail has become so convenient in Genoa City the GCPD is reportedly considering allowing those arrested for minor infractions to simply say "charge it" and avoid the trip to jail so long as their credit card is on file with the police department. The question now is, with a shortage of lawyers, who will defend Mr. Carlton? More

Newman Employee Charged With Perjury!
Joining co-worker Phyllis Newman on the long list of employees at Newman Enterprises and its satellite companies to be charged with a crime, Brad Carlton, AKA George Kaplan, was arrested on a charge of perjury today for lying to a grand jury about his participation in the blackmail/extortion complaint he filed against Mrs. Newman. More

Pee In a Bottle
Dragging on for days and culminating with the semi-related marriage of Wilma Bardwell and Gloria Abbott, Extreme Cat Pee is as real as it gets. More

Dirty GCPD Cop to 'Guard' Extreme Cat Pee Celebrities!
It's one thing to need heavy security at a political rally where the Governor or the Mayor will be speaking, but who is of such importance Genoa City Police detective Maggie Sullivan had to be called to protect at the taping of a television show and who hired her? This and other injustices make up what we call the just us in Genoa City's justice system. More

Raging Bull Cow High on Hormones Breaks Law!
Joining the ranks of her criminal brethren, upset that she and her boyfriend had been drugged into sexual bliss and that was so, so wrong, Jabot CEO Jill Abbott went out and committed a federal crime. More

Mostly Mum, Dead Talkback!
Papa, Can You Hear Me?
Spoiling the kid rotten, promising to build Noah Newman a basketball court and a soccer field and letting him skip school whenever he wants, Sharon and Jack Abbott revealed today they have the ability to speak with the dead and that the dead, while mostly mummified, talkback! So who will the Abbott's turn to when young Newman blows Walnut Grove Academy to smithereens? Cassie Newman? John Abbott? More

Emma Gibson's Killer Proud She Tricked Old Man Into Marriage - Would Do It Again
Out to make District Attorney Wilma Bardwell jealous of a man half her age, Gloria Abbott couldn't go about falling in love like a normal woman. She had to make Bardwell think a young man wants her rubberized ass and sadly this is the type of woman the Kool-Aid-drinking Bardwell wants. More

From the Mailroom to the Boardroom
Unlike the real world where those entering the workforce must start at the bottom and work their way up the corporate ladder, Genoa City rich kids like Devon Hamilton start at the top and work their way down. They quickly advance from the mailroom to the boardroom taking advantage of the fancy offices with the big desks on which to have sex with their wives/girlfriends along the way. More

In Limbo Professor to Pen Book on Reliquary Treasure?
Claiming to have quit his job as a professor at Genoa City University and yet while meeting Wednesday with pretend PI J.T. Hellstrom was told it's only a matter of time before he'll be found out by the dean to have had sex with a student, professor Adrian Gerbil announced today he's working on a book about the treasure found recently in Kutna Hara with the help of his student's step-mother, Victoria Carlton, who has offered proofreading services.

While Gerbil was never directly involved with the recent reliquary search or the subsequent treasure find of which few people knew of and had apparently never been lost, if completed, Gerbil's book will not only be a short one, the amount of prospective readers will be shorter. As for finding a publisher, first time authors in Genoa City have never had that problem.

A World Unto Its Own
The confusion in some circles over who made NVP an overnight worldwide success is nothing compared to those in the circle who take for granted that it's okay to have an all-purpose lawyer negotiate terms of NVP's return to its rightful owner even though that lawyer is engaged in a conflict of interest. More

11-Year-Old Loses Job, Housing, Leaves Kansas!
If not for the word Kansas in the headline it might have been thought born a year later Noah Newman had lost his job of doing women's work around the Newman Ponderosa only it's cousin, born in 1995, Victor Newman JR. who has lost his job, place to live, has fled Kansas and Victor Newman isn't going to stand for it. More

Cops Serve & Protect Ghoulish Newman Family
In their rush to have favorite son Nick Newman dead and buried, without waiting for official confirmation of a plane crash or a body to bury, the Newman family showed today just how ghoulish it is. More

Matt Miller No Show!
For all Victoria Newman Carlton's sputtering that she needed to contact long-lost members of the Newman family and her thought to be dead brother's college buds to inform them of an impromptu memorial service for one of the kin, not one of those contacted showed up including Uncle Matt Miller whom Mrs. Carlton never knew except by name. Carlton must have forgotten too that Nick Newman didn't go to college in the true sense one goes to college. Newman took a nighttime speed reading course and in less time than it took Christine Blair to get a law degree, Nick had the equivalent of a GED from Genoa City University.

Flashback to 2003 when Matt Miller popped into Genoa City for less than an hour and read Michael Kelly's report how Victor Newman's father, Albert Miller, came back from the grave and who remembers that old Mr. Miller once got Katherine Sterling pregnant? More

Page B9
With the November election fast approaching, what happened to the Newman/Abbott race for State Senate? Can an alleged death put the breaks on such an important matter? Wasn't Nikki Newman willing to stab members of her own family in the back to win, and will anyone ever find out that Jack Abbott is a gangster? More

Did Newman Stage His Death?
The disposition of Newman Jet2 unresolved, with no wreckage or bodies from the crash found and yet members of the Newman family preparing for a massive memorial service on Friday, many questions remain including why the God-fearing elite residents of Genoa City have not inquired as to what families of the missing pilot and crew are going through and whether Nick Newman may have staged his death. More

'Widow' Will Stand Trial!
A new low in Genoa City Justice was averted today when District Attorney Wilma Bardwell said charges against Mrs. Phyllis Newman will prevail despite a legal contention that widows should be forgiven their crimes. More

Sleeper Cell Hawkes To Wake
Back from a very expensive overseas trip where he's said to have tracked down friends and relatives of wanted killer Jana Hawkes, private defective Paul 'Clueless' Williams returned to Genoa City empty-handed. More

Newman Death Greatly Exaggerated and Unconfirmed, Family Will Hold Memorial Service Anyway!
If there's one thing the elite residents of Genoa City love, it's grief. Life's not good for these people unless they've got something to whine and bawl about or a reason to hold a memorial service for members of their pathetic families that have yet to be confirmed dead. More

Fate Saves Town Slut
When it came to searching for fallen over a cliff Dru Winters, hardly a finger was lifted to find her body. Within days of Winters' apparent death her family had completely given up and by Mother's Day hadn't so much as remembered Mama. Victor Newman grunted once that Neil Winters could come to him for help, but Winters never did and Newman didn't volunteer - as he did when members of his own family were thought to have perished in a plane crash - to order equipment flown to the crash site. Nor, as there was today, a river of tears shed for the thought to be dearly departed. More

Dirty Business Dealings, Jabot, NVP Change Hands
Leave it to business moguls Victor Newman, Jack Abbott and Mr. Kim Chee to teach the business world how to reap profits. All three men engaged in shady business practices at one time or another, Newman worked out a deal today with Abbott whereas the thought to have been outsourced NVP will return under the Newman umbrella so long as Newman keeps his bargain to support Abbott's political campaign publicly.

By law Abbott cannot sell or exchange a company he never legally owned but nevertheless did so today when former Jabot majority owner Katherine Sterling said she'd take Jabot back at half the price she originally paid and all without a single Jabot board of directors meeting. Unconcerned that his criminal activity could hurt the campaign, Abbott promptly went about telling others what he'd done including the fact that now he's come clean, he's a better man for it as it taught him the value of "friendship" and "honesty". Additionally, Abbott suggested the community will overlook his wrongdoing and elect him to the state senate.

As for his role in the scheme, despite that Abbott turned right around and threatened him, Mr. Chee wasn't worried as he's been granted immunity from prosecution by Newman and with Jabot CEO Jill Abbott, Chee announced they're leaving town on a trip.

Crime Witness In Plane Crash
Genoa City is known for having of the strangest court systems on the planet, but outdid itself this week when subsequent to Phyllis Newman's arrest on extortion charges and speedy trial date, Sharon Abbott was subpoenaed before a Grand Jury said to be investigating the matter. As to why Mrs. Abbott has been the only one summoned to testify, the answer may never been known as all grand juries are secret. Not that Abbott will appear in a timely matter, the plane she was leaving town on this week crashed and her status remains unknown.

Sports
Busy man that he is avoiding the law and running for political office, it was reported today that Jack Abbott is having a basketball court built for his step-son, Noah Newman. Not to be outdone in the daddy department, Nick Newman, Noah's biological father and once Abbott's step-son too, said before the plane he was on crashed that he may build an entire soccer field for Noah. Of course, both Abbott and Newman mean they will order the work done as neither of them has been known to get their hands dirty in the true sense of the word.

Wife in Deep Legal Crap, Husband Leaves Town!
Urged by the great Victor Newman to leave town on a mission Jack Abbott could have accomplished but couldn't because Abbott suddenly recalled he's supposed to be running for State Senate, Nick Newman agreed Thursday to leave his wife and troubled son at a time when Phyllis Newman is up to her eyeballs in legal trouble and there's a great fear Noah Newman will find out.

Porn Addict Moves in with Boyfriend
Caught relieving sexual tensions at the office and exchanging email with hot babes, porn addict Daniel Romalotti has split from his wife and moved in with boyfriend Kevin Fisher. While the move has raised many homophobic eyebrows, the real question should be: why did Lily Romalotti need to use Colleen Carlton's credit card to establish an anonymous email account?

Newman Model to Relive Nightmare!
The question as to why on earth Sharon Abbott is the best model Newman Enterprises can come up with to redo the photo shoot which resulted in the death of Dru Winters notwithstanding, Abbott was pleased this week to get away from her troubles and relive the nightmare at a remote location called Clear Springs which just happens to be the place where her former husband is flying to on the same plane!

Talk of the Town
Pleading with everyone she tells not to tell anyone else, word of Victoria Carlton's dead baby is the talk of the town thanks to Carlton's big mouth except of course for those who saw her at the hospital being treated for morning sickness.

History Repeats Itself: Gangsters Move Into Chancellor Mausoleum
As Cane Ashby moves into the recently burglarized Chancellor Mausoleum so that his wife will feel safer, his grandmother has yet to question why the anointed royalty isn't going by his rightful name, Phillip Chancellor III. Could it be Ashby isn't who he says he is? More

Extortionist Placed on Employment Leave
As the State of Wisconsin prepares to haul alleged extortionist Phyllis Newman into court and the likes of Victor Newman still have it in their heads that her accuser can merely drop the felony allegations against Mrs. Newman and her problems will go away, Newman has been relieved of her duties at NVP but her son caught relieving himself in front of Newman computers has not. More

Unborn, Unwanted Baby Dies
Complicating too many lives, reliquary queen Victoria Carlton's unborn baby didn't stand a chance. It died in the womb today without so much as a glimpse of possible surrogate father J.T. Hellstrom who was on hand for the death and was the one who told who is believed to have been the biological father, Brad Carlton that his wife lost the baby. The death wasn't a total waste, however. Carlton's doctor said the not meant to be a mother Carlton can keep on trying until she gets it right.

Need a Job? No Sweat!
When Katherine Sterling presented her newfound grandson with a fancy job, GCN reporter Brent Kellogg thought Cane Ashby would be slinging a sledge hammer. How wrong was that? More

Teen Gives New Meaning to Working Stiff
Caught by internal computer technicians surfing the Internet for pornography, Newman Enterprises mailroom clerk Daniel Romalotti was immediately reported to his superior, former step-daddy Jack Abbott and given a good scolding by a man who thinks it's perfectly okay to have sex at the office, but not watch sex on office computers. More