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Old Cow Has Sex As Sister
Lays On Death Bed!
It doesn't
get anymore disgusting in Genoa City than when an old cow with puppy-dog
eyes goes around mooing that her sister has "stage two" cancer and then
waddles off to have sex. Daily Daze
Teens On Ice!
There was talk of a
storm so bad it almost ground flights into Genoa City, and yet people were
traveling about the city and countryside including wayward teens Noah Newman
and Eden Baldwin hiking into the woods behind the school - out of their cell
phone range - but where other cell phones worked just fine.
Daily Daze
Death Becomes Brad
Carlton
Could the
hints that Brad Carlton's days are numbered be any more subtle? Ex-wife
Traci Connelly telling him to get what he so richly deserves, Phyllis Newman
hoping he'll stop breathing, and that ever ominous snow storm not knowing
quite when to hit Genoa City. Daily Daze
Doctor Develops Strange
Cancer
What kind of cancer
does she have and how does a medical doctor like Dr. Casey Reed let her
immune system go to pot? Is it all that "research"; injecting rats with
toxic chemicals and inhaling high-fructose corn syrup. Not that Casey knows
it, she's in a good hands. Brad Carlton is "praying" for her.
Daily Daze
Whores On Parade!
Oh yes folks, it must be "solid" or awesome or cool
that women are passed around like cheap whores.
C'mon bitch, let's get naked because banging Sharon
Abbott
makes Nick Newman feel like a kid again.
Daily Daze
Maid To Marry
Here Lily Winters
goes to all the trouble of saying she doesn't want to work where people will
know her and people who know her are already hanging at Jimmy's Bar
including her ex-lover keeping an eye on his mother's ditzy maid as Ether
Valentine agrees to marry a man she's known less than two weeks.
Daily Daze
"Cut the Conniving Bitch
Loose"
Told to cut
his conniving bitch loose, bad ass with serious anger issues, Nick Newman
resorted to physical violence which Brad Carlton pretty much laughed off and
did not in turn get Newman between his thighs and squeeze the crap out of
him. Daily Daze
Old Woman Confesses She's
a Top; Bottom Feeders Celebrate
How many elderly
women behind bars can say their riding high and how many women hanging with
dogs half their age carry beef jerky in their purse in the event the dog
gets vicious? Daily Daze
Pawnshop Burglarized!
Talk about
your crooks in Genoa City, you gotta love
Kevin Fisher with his addiction to crime. But first
there has to be much consternation about the possibility of getting caught
and going to prison which is quickly negated when the Karma-fearing wife and
lucky he's not in prison for killing Cassie Newman, Daniel Romalotti and his
half-wit stole a bag of money too girlfriend, Amber Moore decide to pull
another caper. Daily Daze
Wanted: Magic Pill
As Katherine
Chancellor's boyfriend wishes there was a "magic pill" to make her medical
problem go away, what's really needed is a pharmaceutical Sharon Abbott can
take so she'll know to check the forecast before heading off to a not so
remote cabin in the woods. Daily Daze
No Tickie? No Ring!
If in fact
Katherine Chancellor pawned the ring that can prove who she is, why didn't
Amber Moore produce a pawn ticket instead of a foul mouth at the pawnshop?
No tickie, no laundry, honey. Now get the hell out of here and take that
queer duck with you. Daily Daze
"Mr. Mom" Appears In Hot
Men Of Genoa City Magazine
Wasn't the notion of
featuring near-naked creepy Genoa City men in a fashion magazine supposed to
attract low self-esteem women hard up for sex? Why then were most of the men
married or shacked up? So as to promote the Genoa City credo that adultery
is an acceptable life style? Daily Daze
Sinking To a New Low
Thought
lightning can't strike twice the same family twice? In Genoa City it does
and it will when like his half-sister, Noah Newman falls through the ice in
the dead of a Wisconsin winter at that.
Daze
Ahead
Boys Will Be Boys
Victor Newman at a
PTA meeting? Brad Carlton and Ashley Abbott too? What the hell is Genoa City
coming to? When have parents ever been this interested in their kid's
education? Daily Daze
Can't Do the Time? Don't
Do the Crime
Which is
dumber? Adam Wilson thinking Victor Newman will save him from going to
prison, or Neil and Karen Winters thinking a ten-year-old has read
I Have a Dream or that Ana Hamilton has any
idea who Martin Luther King was. First off, doesn't Adam remember the plea
agreement he signed which said he's going to spend at least eighteen months
in the slammer? Daily Daze
Sinners of Satan
In Genoa City one
roll in the sack makes the female dependent on the man and how many times
have we seen it happen? All it took for Heather Stevens to fall in love with
Adam Wilson was one minute in bed following which she asked no questions about his
other lady, the very dead Skye Lockhart.
Daily Daze
Clint Radison Alive;
Stooge Dating Victim's Maid!
Working with
the thought dead Clint Radison, who masterminded the Chancellor kidnapping,
Roger Wilkes had no problem getting the Chancellor maid into bed after only
one date cleverly arranged by Ether Valentine's daughter.
Daily Daze
No Phone Service In
Heaven?
Funny, while Cane
Ashby isn't affected by his dead grandmother's very alive-looking
look-alike, Amber Moore is crying herself to sleep each night and not
putting out for boyfriend Daniel Romalotti, who it doesn't seem cares that
he's sleeping with a sexy babe and having to pull his pud because the bitch is
always bawling. Daily Daze
Father/Daughter Dance
First For Childish Indigo Owner
Was it a
contest? Who sponsored it? What was the grand prize at Neil Winters' first
ever father/daughter dance and why didn't he dance with his daughter?
Daily Daze
Have Hypocrisy, Willing
to Travel
Hungry to see the real Wisconsin? Love the idea of a
crazy self-righteous people saying one thing and doing another? Search no
more, your adventure travel package has arrived. It's called Hypocrisy Travel
and can book passage on We Fly You Anywhere Air
so long as you're prepared to be in Genoa City in about an hour.
Daily Daze
DNA Test Could Prove
Imposter's Identity
Better late
than never, ambulance chaser Michael Baldwin plans to ask a judge for
permission to test DNA of the woman claiming to be Katherine Chancellor
despite that she hasn't been charged with impersonating a dead woman.
Daily Daze
Bookstore Brothel
Creeping Customers Out
Do you know anyone
who gets so much sex they're always
fighting over who's doing, or who wants to do, who?
Have you ever seen anyone in a bookstore swapping spit or having his/her
belly/crotch rubbed? Daily Daze
Horse Shit!
Please understand
billionaire Victor Newman had to do it. He didn't give his other children
enough when they were kids, so this is his way of righting the wrong. When
Abby Carlton stabs him in the back she won't be thinking of any goddamn
horse. Daily Daze
Take No Prisoners
A few days ago the GCN got an email request that
it
stop referring to Sharon Abbott as a slut primarily because
it isn't in good taste to personally trash people.
It would be okay though to trash Abbott's
behavior. Clearly, the requester is new to the GCN
where we
take no prisoners. If you're a slut, and Mrs. Abbott is,
we're gonna call you on it.
Daily Daze
Bookstore Assault Hits
Net!
No criminal charges
were forthcoming following the second in a series of public assaults
committed by Chancellor Industries executive Cane Ashby. His first attack on
a reporter escaping the enjoyment of cell phone users, Ashby's second was
captured and is, according to Jack Abbott, appearing on "You Click" for the
world to witness. Daily Daze
Magazine Deal Breaker
Dependent on Newman History
One of the
strangest damn things anyone may have ever heard, in order for Useless Style
Magazine to land a major advertising account, publishers past and present
were required to tell their meaningless life story.
Daily Daze
Ailing Men For "Charity"
Who in the world
would pay to see Genoa City's "men" in any state of undress when
they consist of Daniel Romalotti looking like a
male hooker, brothers Cane Ashby and Billy Abbott
pretending to be kick boxers, and old man Jack
Abbott afraid to show his sagging breasts?
Daily Daze
Starving For Brain
Stimulus, Readers Said To Be "Eating" Book
Of all the people who are said to have known
Katherine Chancellor, why were so few at her
funeral? We know they're out there because one of
her grandsons has said they're "eating" up
the book just published about her. With a woman in
jail who is said to look like Chancellor, and could be
the same woman who kidnapped her years ago, why are
there not more of her readers raising a ruckus?
Daily Daze
Newman To Attend
Presidential Inaugural Ball!
Never mind
that until just a few days ago Victor Newman was basking in a Genoa City
jail and before that it wasn't certain if he was even alive, the Office of
the President Elect had his name on the hot list
of VIPs who must be invited to the inaugural ball.
Daily Daze
Don't Let Your Meat Loaf
Ring-ring. This is
Sharon Abbott. My estranged husband is addicted to sex and I was wondering
if you could see him as soon as possible. You can!? Today? In less than an
hour!? Jesus with a riding crop, I'll bring him right over. What? No need to
come there? Daily Daze
Pillar Of Society Finds
Townsfolk "So Jaded, So Restless"
Her mind not
firing on all cylinders, aware that hateballs thrown by her own daughter are
based on a theory that she's a fraud, Katherine Chancellor can't understand
why people are so jaded and restless.
Daily
Daze
How Far Can Excrement
Spread Before Losing Its Smell?
So creepy he can't
be considered a hunkmonkey, that Daniel Romalotti will appear on the cover
of his mother's fashion magazine wearing an Amber Moore original design
raises the question: How long does crap hold its smell?
Daily Daze
At the Root Of Her
Daughter's Death, Town Slut Will Divorce Again
Now that Sharon
Abbott has ripped another another father figure out of her impressionable
son's life, not that Jack Abbott doesn't discard children like used condoms
too, why is the town slut worried about her troubled teenaged son?
Daily Daze
No Bail For Skin Cream
Killer
Would someone
please spread the word to those lawyers and judges and whatever passes for a
justice system in this town that taking away one's passport as a condition
for bail serves no purpose when the person in question is rich. The wealthy
can buy passports as easily as they buy senators and judges.
Daily Daze
Pin a Tail on the Donkeys
Despite the
warnings not to use birthdays and family member names for passwords, the
moronic Newman's used the name of their baby for a password enabling their
intruders to practically have sex on their sofa and then pin a tail on these
donkeys. Daily Daze
Don't Be Appalled
If this column
contains a few expletives, please don't be appalled. Pretending to be a
woman Ashley Abbott puking how hard it must be for Victoria Hellstrom having
her in her father's home again, now that's appalling.
Daily Daze
And Baby Makes Three!
Immediately
following their wedded bliss Neil and Karen Winters were back inside their
wooden box! They didn't go on a honeymoon despite that Karen swore she and
Neil were married because they love each other. Not only that, they were
answering the door, and crazy as hell, people who knew they'd just been wed
had no qualms about calling on them. Daily
Daze
Toxic Skin Cream Case
Revisited
Reopened by the
District Attorney as some surrogate act of revenge for the dearly departed
former D.A. Wilma Bardwell, of all the assistant district attorneys there
usually are in big city DA offices, who got the Emma Gibson case when she's
blown every case she's ever worked on? Daily Daze
Freaks Of Nature;
20-Year-Old Has 15-Year-Old Son?
According to the official history books, Nikki was
pregnant at the end of 1988, but it wasn't until the
first of the next year that she gave birth. For the
record, Phillip Chancellor IV was born in 1988 which
would make him and Nick the same age and we were
just told by Nina Webster herself that Phillip
joined the Army at age 20. Sounds about right, don't it?
Daily Daze
Just Doing His Job, Cop
Doubles As Social Worker
Never a cop around
when you need one? Come to Genoa City where the pigs rip children from
perfectly good homes and take them to weddings.
Daily Daze
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