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Free Jana Hawkes Or Rot In Hell
Locked up against her will without a court order, with no trial scheduled
or a single visit to the prison by her public defender, confessed killer
Jana Hawkes is depending on the kindness of strangers to sign an online
petition calling for her release. Daily Daze
Reputations Earned Old-Fashioned Way
After you've been rescued you can plead again for forgiveness, and while hubby says you've always been about money and that he doesn't want any more to do with you, don't believe it for a moment. Give him a few minutes to adjust his genitalia and he'll be ready to have sex with you as if nothing had happened. Daily Daze
Pussies Hiss and Howl Then Lick Each Other
After all the fuss, all the apparent "research", all the hissing at Tucker McCall that she'd sic the Department of Justice on him for something that happened long ago, something McCall said was acceptable business practice back in the day, Katherine Chancellor said that if he goes along to get along she'll conspire with him to keep any alleged crime a secret. Daily Daze
No Room At Inn Of Sex Happiness
Some concern that there's no room at the Genoa City Athletic Supporter Hotel for those kicked out of their Ponderosa guest quarters, there's always a room or two for those wanting sex or needing a place to tidy up after committing a crime. Daily Daze
Did Gay Man Blow It?
Strange man hanging around the Genoa City Athletic Supporter Club and no manager around to check membership cards at the exclusive restaurant/hotel/gym, Cane Ashby was approached and referred to by name as David Balford. Could it be Phillip Chancellor III dropped the balls allowing unsavory cattle rustlers to find Ashby after so many years? Daily Daze
Marriage Days Old, Abbott Invites Women To Share Bride
If it's some sort of fetish, where he gets off on having other females hearing him having sex, shouldn't Jack Abbott have asked his new bride first? Daily Daze
Track Record Of Betrayal
Jack Abbott and his bride returned from the shortest honeymoon on record and it's a miracle the old guy didn't have a heart attack lifting so much dead weight while carrying his "sexy, beloved wife" over the threshold. What is there about Patty Williams, or as Abbott thinks, Dr. Pee Wiggle that's sexy? Maybe it's the notion that any woman will have him given his track record of betrayal. Daily Daze
The Punk To Get Own Sitcom?
For 18 minutes Adam Newman is grilled by members of his family. They hurl accusations at him and he denies everything. Every three minutes there's a pause in the action so that Nick Newman can call Adam "a punk". Think CBS will order a 13-week run? Daily Daze
Jabot CEO Calls It Quits; Will End 4th Marriage
Jabot Cosmetics shareholders were in a tizzy as stock prices tumbled on word or yet another CEO change at the troubled, near bankrupt, chemical cosmetics company. Daily Daze
12-Hour Window Of Opportunity Called "Ironclad"
What did Ryder Callahan do between the hours of 9p and 9a? Kidnap Jana Fisher? Nah, nice boy like Ryder would never do such a thing. Daily Daze
Abbott: Business Better Than Sex
It would seem Jack Abbott gave his new bride a ride on his love stick a few times and that's remarkable for an old guy, but damn, don't be bumming the lady out by making phone calls and talking about that worthless family business. Daily Daze
Spare Rod, Spoil Abby Newman
At fifteen, Abby Carlton Newman thinks her parents are compelled to check with her before they do anything. And now that mommy has been told to get her fat ass off the Ponderosa, worries she'll become "homeless". Daily Daze
Poster Girl For Cancer!?
How Lily Winters
Ashby let the cancer industry inject her with expensive, toxic drugs and
lived to tell about it although chemotherapy caused an unfortunate and
rare permanent hair loss. Daily Daze
Baby-Killing Bitch Taunts Honeymooner
It doesn't take much to outsmart a sperm-stealing, baby-killing, doesn't
know she didn't give birth bitch, but why would Adam Newman repeatedly
subject himself to Ashley Newman's inquisition?
Daily Daze
Molesting Doctor No Worse Than Molesting Public At
Large
What does it
matter if Dr. Charles Taylor and/or Adam Newman are sick bastards?
Colleen Carlton didn't mind that her boy friend,
Professor Adrian Gerbil was having
sex with his students, one of which was Colleen. When Kevin Fisher was
molesting Lily Winters there was some fuss, but all Kevin had to do was
"change" and he was forgiven and went on to become named town "hero" for
a day. Can Newman do the same? Daily Daze
Local High School Accepting Tuition-Free Students?
Does your local high school accept students from other states? Aren't
there residency requirements? If, and it's a stretch, Walnut Grove
Academy accepts such students wouldn't there be tuition to be paid? Who
then is paying Daisy Callahan's tuition?
Daily Daze
Second Time No Charm as Abbott Weds Freak
All bets were on Jack Abbott not immediately discovering that he married
the woman who shot him years ago and with the passing of time there was
no vaginal difference. Daily Daze
Bad News Traveled Fast
The news streaming to always open laptop browsers
set to the local news websites, what would make the story of another
crazy in Genoa City worthy? Who gave a rat's ass about some nut job?
Patty who? Daily Daze
Old Men Having Sex, Planning Families
Lauren Baldwin's headaches not so bad she couldn't
have sex, she and the old man went at it so long dinner was ruined.
Thank the Lord for pizza. Daily Daze
Kiss the Devil's Ass
No doubt Patty
Williams is crazy, but do senseless people really pray to God and is He
dumb enough to answer their prayers? What "sign" exactly did the crazed
Williams want Him to give her? $1 off coupon on her next bottle of
Clairol? Daily Daze
Got Pizza?
Can the Abbotts get any more hellish? Did Traci
Abbott Connelly have the nerve to whip up a a batch of former maid PainMe
Johnson's blueberry muffins and not wonder why she wasn't invited to the
wedding? Daily Daze
Woman In Coma May Never Be Herself
Beaming around like angels ranting about being jacked to Jesus, in a flash
Patty Williams had time to stop
at the Kinky Mart where she purchased hair coloring so that when visitors
stopped by with religious gifts and demands that she wake up she'd look even more
Doctor Pee-ish. Daily Daze
Father of God To Bless Wedding
Damn the luck, the priest who was to preside over Jack Abbott's wedding
got called away on an emergency and who would fill in? God Himself?
Daily Daze
Valentine's Day Horror Stories
There was no Victor Newman stuffing raw oysters down Nikki Newman's
throat; no Lauren Baldwin doing passerby's in the front window of her
horror shop; no Christine 'Bug' Blair having whipped-cream and
strawberries spread over her pasty body and licked off by her stud muffin
of the month; not a single available boy knelt at the shrine of Cassie
Newman or cried out that had Cassie lived she could have put that condom
in her purse to good use; Olivia Winters did not return to give Brad
Carlton a second chance to experience what Dru Winters said was Olivia's
ability to give Brad the best "F---" he'd ever had; there was no Fred
Hodges taking the boys from the office to the local strip club to show
off his daughter emulating sex with a metal pole. And yet Valentine's
Day will forever be Colleen Carlton's favorite day.
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Who's Been Sleeping in Papa Hunkmonkey's Bed?
Sorry for
missing their wedding anniversary, what was there for Victoria Hellstrom
to miss? If what she and her hunkmonkey husband say is true, that their
son is five, they've been married at least six years and in Genoa City
marriages are getting old. No point in celebrating.
Daily Daze
Loopy In Love
Your sister is crazy. She's locked in a padded cell. She's delusional to
the point where she's mimicking Dr. Pee Wiggle. Is it a good idea to
address your sister as "Dr. Emily Peterson"? That's what Paul Williams
did. Daily Daze
The Newman's Are Coming! The Newman's Are Coming!
With his wife in
Boston, Nick Newman will no doubt be pulling on something, but a stoke
of genius he ain't and for Victor Newman to say the boy is; that junior
was the "brains" behind Jack Abbott's downfall, shows the old guy is
getting up there in years. Daily Daze
Rag
For a Day!
Chloe Abbott put in charge of Useless Rag for a day,
what a cheap thrill that must have been. If she wanted cheap she could
have seduced Chance Chancellor, but then would else would have been on
the rag? Daily Daze
Parents Abandoned
Crazy Woman
Any woman desperate for Jack Abbott must be out of her mind, but isn't
it crazy that Patty Williams' parents won't touch her with a ten-foot
pole? And what about Heather Stevens, why is she avoiding her Aunt
Patty? Daily Daze
Red Carpet Rolled Out For Man Who Dismantled Chancellor Empire
Those who ruined Katherine Chancellor on notice that they will pay for
betraying the sweetest old lady Genoa City has ever known, does that
mean the Mayor too? Daily Daze
Paul Williams: Dumbest Man In Genoa City
What possessed the doesn't have any cases clueless private eye ask his
crazy sister what she's been doing. Patty Williams is in a nuthouse; in
a padded cell; with nobody but herself to talk with. What does Paul
Williams think she's doing? Planning a wedding?
Daily Daze
Intruder Strikes
Mausoleum While Occupant Fish Through Ice
Having Mrs. Murphy Chancellor away for the night was a help to whomever
cut the phone and power lines. No man around, no battery-backed up alarm
system, it was Jill Abbott who came home to wake the dead.
Daily Daze
Gorilla Boy Masterminded Newman Scandal!
The same Nick Newman who botched the Cayman Islands bank payback deal
and cost his father's empire big bucks, greasy Newman has been praised
for tricking the good people of Genoa City into thinking that his
half-brother, Adam Newman is scum. Daily
Daze
Condoms Without Locks
A regular sexual potpourri with Neil Winters wanting
to mount old hag Ashley Newman and Dr. Charles Taylor thought to be gay,
Michael Baldwin whined that having house guests at the Baldwin condom
walking in on him having sex is cramping his style.
Daily Daze
Ousted Family Member Allowed To Keep Limo Service,
Chauffer
Come to be known
as The Cycle, rich people turn crazy, do
crazy things, then are forgiven so the cycle may start again. In Ashley
Newman's warped mind, the purple cloth is proof that Adam Newman told
his then step-mother that she killed Sabrina Newman." Better yet, the
cloth is, "tangible proof" that Mr. Newman is guilty.
Daily Daze
Money For Healthcare
No Object For Rich
A "team" of lawyers working on the Chancellor case, attorney Michael
Baldwin had nothing better to do and it finally dawned on him to take
his ailing for days wife to a doctor, where she was simply given drugs
that could have been swiped from the God Have Mercy Medical Center pharmacy
faster. Daily Daze
The Color Purple
Come to be known
as The Cycle, rich people turn crazy, do
crazy things, then are forgiven so the cycle may start again. In Ashley
Newman's warped mind, the purple cloth is proof that Adam Newman told
his then step-mother that she killed Sabrina Newman." Better yet, the
cloth is, "tangible proof" that Mr. Newman is guilty.
Daily Daze
One Trick Pony
It's getting so Lily Ashby can't take a crap without her faux father,
fraud of a husband, and real daddy Malfunction Winters running behind
her to smell it all while worrying that the slightest change in color
will be a "major setback" for the world's prettiest cancer patient.
Daily Daze
Read Our Lips: Restless Style Magazine Is a Rag!
A loser way before Chloe Abbott became an Abbott,
settled in as a sort of Jane Of All Traders, was fired, then rehired and
now is the only apparent employee of what went from being a fashion
magazine to a sleazy gossip rag and yet according to new publisher Billy
Abbott sales are booming thanks to readers who can't get enough of the
scandalous Newman family.
Daily Daze
2 Hearts Beat In 1
Belly
The old man Lily
Ashby had become attached to during chemo treatments dead from too many
treatments, it was such shocking news the mama to be via Mac Browning
decided then and there to start keeping a journal so that in the event
she should die her babies might in some way get to know her and how scary
would that be? Daily Daze
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