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Booze Kills
Returned to her rightful owners following a booze-drinking incident with
Ryder Callahan, Abby Carlton Newman was prayed to. Victor and Ashley
Newman got on their knees. What is it that would make Abby happy? A stud
muffin? A return of her "sister" from the grave?
Daily Daze
Bartender Wanted
Mac's Bar, owned and operated by Mac Browning, seeks candidates to
replace made it to the big business world overnight bartender. Must be
able to look the other way when crimes are plotted at established bar
and be on-call 24/7 in event Mac must have babies for former employees
and their spouses. Daily Daze
Bardwells To Snag Toxic Chemical Company?
With the creepy Abbott family least likely to get their family business
back, will Jabot Cosmetics end up in the hands of their enemies like
Jeff and Gloria Bardwell? Daily Daze
Students Terrorize
Horror Shop Employee!
How about Lauren Fenmore the department store magnate? Ever heard of her?
So what that she has only one store? It's the horror shop ranking in all
the dough and she doesn't much like when her only employee is hassled by
pitchfork-wielding high school students.
Daily Daze
A Star Is Reborn
Quitting one job without notice, Adam Wilson Newman didn't need a place
for him saved in the unemployment line as in about an hour he was
rehired based on his claim to fame of having accomplished so much in his
short life including driving a bitch crazy and stealing another woman's
baby. Daily Daze
Teen Replaced at Condom; More To Drop School For Paris
Strange as everything in Genoa City is, with coffee shops and
restaurants and widget factories open for business, with Lauren Baldwin
and Daisy Callahan in the same room, who was running Lauren's Little
Shop of Horrors? Daily Daze
Take This Job and Shove It
If you lose your job, if you quit during the worst
of economic times, do not file for unemployment benefits. Wait an hour
and you'll get a better job; one where you can call the boss by his/her
first name. Even if you don't need a job just wait and somebody will
offer you one. Daily Daze
Take This Penis and
Shove It
What's that they say about old men? Get 'em turned on and
they can't think about anything except maintaining their erections
especially when hot babes like Jill Abbott are needing to be serviced.
Daily Daze
Genoa City Tea Party Turning Deady?
Knowing Lauren Baldwin, she'll let Daisy Callahan
move into the Baldwin condom while Eden Baldwin is away which is what
Daisy wants so she can kill Lauren with impunity because God knows
somebody needs to do it. Daily Daze
Katherine Chancellor
Three Time Loser
Is there a central clearing house for DNA labs? It
makes some sense that the local DNA lab keeps Katherine Chancellor's DNA
in stock for comparison, but what of the other two?
Daily Daze
Old Man Gets New Puppy! Keeps Old Cow
With the only other known dog in Genoa City not seen since being rescued
by a legally blind man from a fire, Victor Newman bestowed upon himself
a new dog, promptly dumped it but keeps his old cow on a long leash.
Daily Daze
Family Dinner Upsets
Stomachs
Importance of
family the theme, mothers of Newman children weren't invited nor were
grandmothers-in-law once told they'd always be part of the family that
can't stop hating its own. Daily Daze
Old Woman's Best Friends Ignore Rallying Cry
It's a miserable life when the old man rallies the troops for moral support
of his wife's latest crisis and the old lady's best friends, including
the woman who says she's like a daughter, doesn't show up.
Daily Daze
Horror Shop Owner
Suffering Massive Headaches
Is there any wonder Lauren Baldwin is having frequent headaches? Look at
what she's surrounded by. Toxic clothing made in Malaysia. Trinkets made
in China and God knows what's in the glue holding the wallpaper in her
office up. Daily Daze
All-Purpose Lawyer; No Loophole, Stone Left
Unturned
Was there ever any doubt that the best lawyer Katherine Chancellor could
come up with to represent her in what appears to be a corporate law case was
all-purpose attorney Michael Baldwin? Divorce, murder, hostile takeovers,
Baldwin does 'em all. Daily Daze
"Imposter" Donated
Supplies to Darfur Struggle!
The spin that Tucker McCall
discovered and made famous a band in London was only subdued by the missing claim
that he
discovered one-hit wonder Danny Romalotti. Daily
Daze
Nobody Got Hurt As Pretty Boys Hurl Purses
For all the physical snits the boys of Genoa City
get into, whose nose has ever been broken? Whose teeth knocked out? Who
left disfigured? Not the pretty boys of Genoa City.
Daily Daze
Knee-Deep In Crisis
Alert the media which didn't care that a blind man
save three lives, Jabot Cosmetics is at risk again and so there must be
the usual damage control. Daily Daze
Surrogate Has Twins! Will Egg Donor Claim Both?
Mac Browning pregnant with twins, it's bad enough
Lily Winters Ashby gets to keep one of the kids. But will she demand
both? Daily Daze
Old Woman Snookered
By Own "Son"
Ever been to a shareholders meeting that wasn't held
in the boardroom at the company in question? Who the hell holds such a
meeting at a restaurant, and especially a restaurant where the likes of
the competition's family is almost sure to be making a scene?
Daily Daze
Missing Daughter Is a Son!
Those who have been around Genoa City for any length of time know that
when people here say something over and over it usually means the
opposite, like when Jack Abbott told Luan Violein that she was the only woman he'd ever love.
And like when Katherine Chancellor said this will be the greatest year
ever for Chancellor Industries. It may be, but not with her at the helm
and not since her missing daughter turned out to be a son.
Daily Daze
Big-Time Publisher
Misses Big Scoop
Imagine "journalist" Billy Abbott sitting mere feet away from the
biggest story to hit Genoa City since the life-saving efforts of
legally blind man Adam Newman and he didn't get the story?
Daily Daze
Black Man Living In White Woman's World
A classic case of pot calling kettle black, Neil Winters accused his
brother of not knowing what it means to be a father, but at least
Malfunction Winters doesn't have to suck around an old white woman as if
he can't wait to become a daddy to her stolen baby.
Daily Daze
Kill Me Now
Aware of what Adam Wilson Newman is capable of doing, Dr. Charles Taylor
warned him in advance that he planned to tell Sharon and Ashley Newman
the truth. Did the doctor have a death wish?
Daily Daze
Fire Assessment to Take Months!
The Carlton home legally the property of minor child Abby Carlton Newman,
she wasn't concerned that assessing the fire of her dead father's home
will take "months", but Carlton was very pissed at Eden Baldwin for
torching the place. Daily Daze
Woman Regrets Picking
Up Stray
The way Katherine Chancellor tells the story she felt a "connection" to JoJo
Glover. With all
her money, she didn't have time to run a background check on the bounty
hunter and by
the time PI Paul Williams learned Glover has a criminal record it was too
late. Now, with the cart before the horse, the old woman is wishing she
could turn back time. Daily Daze
Blind Man Saves Dog
If there's any question about the rescue of Fisher
the dog it's what the hell Noah Newman was doing that he couldn't save
his girlfriend. Was Eden Baldwin's vagina smoking that much?
Daily Daze
Hated, Coffee Shop
Employee Ostracized From Fisher/Baldwin Clan
Ryder Callahan saw families bonding and wished upon
a star that one day he'd have a family too. And look what he got, Kevin
Fisher kicking his ass out of the clan. Daily
Daze
Baby Thief Finds Victim's Wedding Photo!
One of the most amazing things since she didn't
remember giving birth to a baby, Ashley Newman found her victim's
wedding photograph. Daily Daze
Burning Vagina Ruled
Out as Cause of Carlton Home Blaze
Were Noah Newman as old as Jack Abbott it could be
said, forget the door, he had enough to think about trying to maintain
an erection and it wasn't like Eden Baldwin's vagina was that hot.
Daily Daze
Rookie Cop Suspended With Pay; Drugs Found
Unlike other Genoa City vigilantes who getaway with
taking the law into their own hands when the police take too long following
procedure and assuring personal and human rights aren't violated, so
well-connected he made detective in less than a year on the force, Chance
Chancellor now finds his ass in a legal sling.
Daily Daze
Near-Death Becomes Her
Her
third or fourth plane crash, Sharon Newman was told this week there's
nothing like a near-death experience to make one appreciate life, but does
it count when jumping out of a jet over Iowa before it crashes?
Daily Daze
Rich Woman Reunited With Bounty Hunting Daughter
JoAnn Glover couldn't have been a normal woman
living a normal life with a normal family in a normal city. She had to be a
poorly educated pistol-packing, bandanna-wearing, biker-wannabe bounty
hunter with a foul mouth and bad attitude. Daily Daze
Dual-Faced Women Concern
Clueless PI
Give Paul Williams a gold star for noticing that his
crazy sister and her doctor lookalike then put a dunce cap on him for not
knowing that Patty Williams has the daily newspaper delivered to her padded
cell. Daily Daze
Lazy Cop Assails Police For Not Doing Job
Hasn't done a lick of work since being stabbed while
off-duty at a coffee shop, Det. Chance Chancellor bemoaned the fact that
Genoa City Police aren't doing enough to find his assailant.
Daily Daze
Groom's Sister Asked To
Be Maid of Dishonor At Impromptu Wedding
Rushing into a marriage so fast there was no time to
learn much about Jack Abbott, Dr. Pee Wiggle faced the problem even
long-term Genoa City residents face. With no friends or family to speak of
she's forced to ask the groom's sister to be her maid of dishonor.
Daily Daze
Love Birds To Wed On Dead Girl's Favorite Day!
The day Jack Abbott's infamous and very dead niece
Colleen Carlton loved more than life itself is the day Abbott and fiancée
Dr. Pee Wiggle say they will be married. Daily
Daze
The More Things Change
the More They Stay the Same
The
one sliver of continuity: People in Genoa City don't change.
Daily Daze
Fluent Ghetto-Speaking World Traveler Promises Help
Beating Cancer
Best free healthcare Lily Winters Ashby will ever
get, the Ghetto-speaking Malfunction Winters offered to "make a few calls"
if it wasn't good enough. And who would pay for it? What the hell? Cancer
treatment ain't free everywhere? Daily Daze
Hunkmonkey Confused As To
Son's Birth, Wife's Fight For Life
Claiming is son is "five" years old and in
pre-school, J.T. Hellstrom also claims it was just a "couple of years ago"
there was some question as to whether his wife would survive Reed
Hellstrom's birth. So which is it? Two, or five?
Daily Daze
Strange Day In a Strange City
Genoa City is showing no signs that its crazy residents have run out of
bizarre things to do. In the wee hours of the morning hired help light
fireplaces in empty homes, citizens go to their workplaces, respectable
society women visit strip clubs, and college kids engage in discussions
about the inherent dangers of associating with reputed mobsters all as if it
were 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
Daily Daze
New Year's At the Office
A
party for "movers and shakers", not all could make the Athletic Supporter
bash as working at the office of New Year's Eve was more important.
Daily Daze
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