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Who Stole Halloween?
Wasn't it
Cassie Newman who said her favorite day of the year is Halloween? Wasn't
Valentine's Day Cassie's favorite day also? Or, was that Colleen Carlton's
day? How would Abby Carlton Newman know what Cassie's favorite day was and
why would she steal it? Daily
Daze Special
Building Owner Gives Rag
Publisher 15-Minutes to Vacate Premises!
Saying he'll
publish from out of his car if he has to, and Billy Abbott easily could
given what a rag Useless Style has become, real estate magnate Nick Newman
gave Abbott fifteen minutes to vacate the building housing USR only to dial
back the demand to "end of the day".
Daily
Daze
Old Cow Beats Pounding
Pork
Needing
approval of her adult children before going to Belgium with the man she's
been married and divorced from at least four times, maybe five, old cow
Nikki Newman just can't live without Victor Newman so why can't she face the
reality that when it comes to the old-timer she's better than pounding pork?
Daily Daze
Heart Transplant Patient
Newman To Belgium For "Cardiac Rehab"
With its
luxurious mental institutions, athletic clubs, cosmetics companies, widget
manufacturing and sleaze magazine, business hub of the Midwest Genoa City
doesn't have a competent cardiac rehabilitation center?
Daily Daze
Demon Testifies at SEC
Pow-Wow
A friggin'
government inquiry, Demon Sharpe, willing participant in a recent art
forgery, declared that if Victoria Hellstrom says Swine Flu is a pandemic
then you better goddamn believe it. Daily Daze
Idiots Rule Dark World
Close knit
family the Newmans claim they are, with a blind family member,
the likes of Victoria Hellstrom and Nick Newman would be falling all
over themselves to fill Adam Wilson's dark world with
light. They might even be inclined to get a seeing eye
dog except dogs in Genoa City have shorter than
usual life spans. To this day nobody has asked, and
the Abbotts haven't said, what happened to Fisher
the dog. Daily Daze
I Was Stolen From Mommy's
Womb
Who said that
for the evil they are, for their homophobia and adultery and crimes against
humanity, "we move on"? Why yes, Sharon Collins did, and she told Adam
Wilson he can move on too by focusing on his new, little sister. The sister
he stole from her which wouldn't make it a sister at all, but it doesn't
matter because it's all good in Genoa City where it's thought that Jesus
spoke perfect English and really meant it when he said to love your
neighbor.
Town Slut Seeks
Employment
Wasn't the
reason Sharon Collins asked son Noah Newman to move into the Carlton home
was so she could play stay-at-home-mom? Why then is she seeking employment?
When has she ever needed a job, and who will wipe her son's butt?
Daily Daze
Will The Real Patty
Williams Please Sign In?
This question
is: Who's the crazy one? Patty Williams, her shrink, who really might be
Patty, or Paul Williams who said his sister should have asked before
stealing her face. Daily Daze
An Affair To Forget
Looking around the ColonRoom
it was evident maitre 'd Jock Strap knew what he was talking about. The
Harvest Ball was looking to be a very strange event. Party-goers included
John 'Yawn' Abbott, his newest house guest Gloria Fisher, son Jack, the
man-looking thing he called a daughter, Ashley Carlton and her brood.
Daily Daze
Cut Off From Reality,
Crazies Treat Their Own
Feeling
frisky mere days after having a heart transplant following which 'clean
room' requirements were ignored and visitors were allowed to spread germs at
will, Victor Newman will pay all costs to have crazy Dr. Pee treat crazy
patient Patty Williams. Daily Daze
Rookie Publisher Calls
Rag Owner Inexperienced
No idea as to
how a fashion magazine should be run, it didn't stop Jack Abbott from
investing in Useless Style Magazine and at one point even called himself a
journalist much the way former rag owner Phyllis Newman said she's a
journalist when neither has a clue to what a journalist should be.
Daily Daze
Family Incest Never Hurt
Anyone
Feeling the
"tension" between Devon Hamilton and girlfriend and demanding to know what
the boy did to the poor girl, Lily Ashby was not at all surprised that he'd
cheated on the girl with what was once his mother's sister. So what's a
little incest among family members? Daily Daze
Rag Sold: Will Be Used As
Weapon Of Hate
Swearing up
and down that potential rag buyer Billy Abbott doesn't know how to run a
business and would furthermore use Useless Style to smear his father for
having taken Colleen 'See See' Carlton's heart, Nick Newman went along with his wife's decision to sell.
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Daze
Giving Journalism a Bad
Name
Truly
horrific, there was a new issue of Useless Style Magazine to get out and by
golly Jack Abbott had a last last minute ad change to reflect that Jabot
Cosmetics is in someway proud of the fact it supports organ donation and
urges those who use its toxic chemicals to do the same.
Daily Daze
Ain't Over 'Til Fat Lady
Leaves Town
Steve
Connelly leaving his wife's side only days after the loss of her "baby
girl", what the hell was he thinking? Daily
Daze
The Gift Of Cancer!
For Lily
Ashby to say she was given cancer as a "gift" made blood boil. To say that
having cancer brought her and her criminal husband back together was a slap
in the face of cancer patients the world over. But she said it and we shall
never forget what an ignorant cockroach she is.
Daily Daze
All You Need Is Love
Isn't it
obvious our instincts are to murder and pillage and greed? Haven't we been
taught that we are a repulsive, sadistic species? Bet your ass.
Daily Daze
Post Office Flooded With
Change Of Address Forms
First his
mother moves from a restaurant/hotel into the Carlton home, then Noah Newman
moves from the Newman Ponderosa to live with Sharon Collins and they both
are apparently living rent-free because neither is employed. Add to that
Ashley Newman's plan to kick Victor Newman out of his own home, Jack
Abbott's demand that Adam Wilson be forced out too and the post office must
be swamped with change of address forms. Daily
Daze
From the Fire Into the
Pressure Cooker
It's the old
"pressure cooker" story. Force the evil younger brother to work with the
dufus older brother and be amazed that for weeks neither one has worked.
Crank up the heat when the evil one taunts the older one by sucking around
the town whore with whom the elder committed adultery.
Daily Daze
Last Stop Whore House
So Sharon
Collins is moving into dead girl Colleen Carlton's home is she? It's not
like Colleen needs a place anymore; she's six feet under. But why stipulate
that prospective new tenants have had a spiritual connection with her?
What's Sharon's connection? That she committed adultery with Colleen's
father? Daily Daze
Special Kind of Hell
Old man
Murphy, the Chancellor valet, working the Carlton wake while at the same
time arranging the Harvest Fair, the carnival of freaks where Chloe Abbott
and Chance Chancellor bopped for apples? Is this the special hell?
Daily Daze
Revenge & Hate Always
Trumps Family In Genoa City
So what was it? An entire year the Newmans were
married? Nope, not even a year and here we have
another broken family offspring. Oh yes, this is the
meaning of "family" in Genoa City.
Daily Daze
Your Baby Is Ready
What's up
with the God Have Mercy Medical Center calling to say the baby is ready? Did
someone order a baby to go? It's a wonder the GHM doesn't deliver.
Daily Daze
Colleen Blesses All!
Deep in his heart the
black man knows that white girl Colleen Carlton will continue looking
out for his baby girl. Given her assent to Heaven,
Carlton may replace Cassie Newman as the angel of
mercy flying high above. The way these people carry on it won't come as any surprise when the
next time someone sneezes others will say, "Colleen
bless you". Daily
Daze
You're Killing Us
If cancer
stricken Lily Ashby's immune system is failing, shouldn't she be in the
hospital? Does Lily even look sick? Has anyone in this town actually seen
what someone with a failing immune system looks like?
Daily Daze
Degree Of Crazy
Children
don't ask to be born into Genoa City. So what's up with Ashley Newman's
change of, um, heart? Didn't she say she was going back to the nut house to
get her masters degree in crazy? Now she's talking about going back to work?
Who will care for her baby? That's right. She's a rich bitch. Someone else
will watch the kid. Daily Daze
Honoring the Dead
If Sharon
Collins needed sub-human ashes so badly, why couldn't she get them herself?
It ain't that hard. For all the meaning of spreading ashes where she
committed adultery Collins could have spread around fireplace ashes. Talk
about honoring the dead. Daily Daze
Cutthroats and Worthless
Contracts
When it comes to the reality that viewers are tired of the same old,
unbelievable storylines and that owners of corporations like Sony may want out
of the soap business, there seems to be a question of who will continue
watching mindless crap. Daily Daze
Family? It's All
"Bullshit"
Are we all
friends? No. Are we family? No. That family thing is bullshit."
Daily Daze
No Stranger To Dead
Babies
Cole Howard had tossed his wife away in favor of the older, more experienced
Ashley Abbott, who was his father-in-law's former wife. But
Victoria Newman Howard wasn't ready to give up. She got Cole loaded one
night and the couple had sex.
At about the time Dru Winters
was far away in Paris,
Victoria and Neil Winters began dating and soon she began having dizzy
spells which could mean only one thing. She was pregnant.
Daily Daze
Satan's Guide To Becoming
a Sexless Screeching Evildoer
Interrupting
the wrath, Victor Newman said he done what he did to protect his baby girl
from parasites who would ruin her life just like the demons who had ruined
his son's life and lurked in an axis just outside the ranch waiting to
terrorize and do ugly things to his family. Over and over again the loving
daughter smacked herself in the face with a hardback copy of Satan's Guide
to becoming a Sexless Screeching Piously Self-righteous Evildoer until the
battery acid in her veins made her quiver and bawl. How dare daddy be so
presumptuous? Daily Daze
Soap Better Than Swine
Flu?
Not that
there's anything wrong with true love between two men, it's that the
Canadian TV Guide soap bubble boy is a prime example of the sheep mentality.
You know, those who don't know the difference between a good soap opera and
a bad one; those who think that the shit viewers of all types are being fed
is the next best thing to Swine Flu vaccine.
Daily Daze
They Care?
Sometimes
those paychecks look too damn big to give a crap about objectivity. Sharon
Collins lost another baby and was too "medicated" at the time to know she
was signing papers to have it cremated or to ask who cleaned the spawn up.
This is exciting? This is credible? Daily Daze
Got Milk?
Moved by
Ashley Newman's Christianity? Not that she has a religious bone in her aging
body, whatever happened to normal names, like Ruth or Carol or Linda? What
is Genoa City becoming with freaks named Noah and Chance and See See? And
Mrs. Newman is planning to go back to the nut house? Who will breast feed
her baby? Daily Daze
Devil's Workshop Gets a
New Saw
The pendulum of life seems to have swung to the left
and struck poor Miss Sharon Collins in the head. For a woman
already suffering she doesn't need any more grief.
If she has any sense she'll stay far away from the
Newman
family. Daily Daze
Fake Indignation
Grieve? The
little scum bag grieve over the death of Colleen Carlton? Why Billy Abbott
doesn't know how to grieve and didn't know Carlton all that well either.
Daily Daze
Chapel Closed To
Peasants?
For all the
times the Newmans and the
Abbotts have been inside the God Have Mercy Medical
Center chapel why are they the only ones there? Don't other patients have
family and friends praying for them? Daily Daze
A1 Body Parts
Slightly used
a few years by an angry teenager who smoked marijuana early in her youth and
once threatened that wherever
tiny penis hunk-monkey J.T. Hellstrom went she went and if the adults didn't
like it she'd run away and never come back and hold her breath until she
turned blue and maybe all those things at the same time until she died, now
that Colleen Carlton is mostly dead there is more than her black heart
available to those in need of A1 body parts.
Daily Daze
Crazy, New Mom Will
Return to Nut House
By what ill-fated horror is it that Ashley Newman
would have been transported from the nut house to
the God Have Mercy Medical Center? Sure, the nut house is poorly staffed,
but within hours of giving birth the admitting doctor authorized a lunatic
to leave with a new baby? Daily Daze
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