Is Sabrina taking Victor for a ride? This woman
thinks an oversized toy caterpillar stuffed in a
ladder is "art." The painting she showed Victor was
... blue. Just blue. And he's paying millions and
millions of dollars for this crap? At this point she
could probably frame the paper snowflakes he used to
cut out for himself and he'd spend a fortune on
them.
I nearly choked when Victor told Sabrina that Adam
was moving in, and she replied "That's OK, I'm a
grownup." Oh really? Then why is her 70 year old
boyfriend giving her Barbie dolls for presents and
why is she walking around in some flimsy lilac
Tinkerbelle dress made of gauze?
Jeepers, if the old guy is so infatuated with this
floozy you'd at least think he'd get down on one
knee to propose. But at his age that's akin to
asking him to rupture his hernia.
Uh-oh, I'm not sure it's such a great idea for Jana
to be involved in the art world again. The last time
she went after any kind of art somebody wound up in
the morgue with a flashlight shaped dent in her
head. Come to think of it, that's not such a bad
idea. Welcome to the gallery, Jana! Do your thing.
The revolving door between Newman and Jabot
employees should be coming off its hinges by now
from overuse. How tiresome it is to see Victoria,
Brad, Nikki and everyone else go back and forth ad
nauseum. I bet on any given day they drive to work
in the morning and realize they're at the wrong
building. "Oh wait, I work at Jabot today. No, wait,
I worked at Jabot yesterday, I work at Newman again
today."
I see little point in Victoria cleaning out her
office at Newman when she's destined to return there
sooner or later. But boy, clean it out she did. She
stripped that place as bare as when the Grinch took
everything from the houses of Whoville, from wire
folder holders to blotters right down to her office
chair. Somehow I doubt she bought any of those
things herself; yet for all the things she took she
left behind the baby furniture for Reed. I know
Victor bought that stuff for her but I doubt Adam or
any replacement is going to have much use for it.
I'm surprised she didn't leave the baby there
considering the level of interest she's shown in
motherhood of late.
Good Lord, Nikki actually wants another big wedding?
What is this, her seventh? And in the same place as
she had one of her weddings to Victor? Now that's
what I call just plain tacky. Call me old fashioned,
but after about four or five big weddings, I think
you lose the right to have another. Even Victoria
had the decency to keep her latest nuptials down to
a small, family ceremony at her father's house. Of
course, with Vicki, any wedding that doesn't wind up
with her tied up in the closet while a crazy lady
walks down the aisle in her place with a gun in her
bouquet is a successful one.
How old is Victoria anyway, five? When is she going
to get over this obsession with seeing her parents
get back together? It's not like they haven't tried
unsuccessfully over and over again. And it's not as
if Victoria didn't go through much the same thing
with Abby when she divorced Brad. I don't see
Victoria getting back together with Brad for the
sake of Abby, although Abby is her half sister in
addition to being her stepdaughter. Are we sure
these people aren't hillbillies?
Michael Baldwin sure rakes it in with this town full
of morons. There's nobody left who hasn't at one
time or another stood in line to spit in his face
and call him names yet the minute they need a lawyer
to bail them out of their latest troubles, everyone
goes to The Answer Man. Forget about Victor, forget
about Katherine, forget about Donald Trump. By this
time, Michael has to be richer than old Mr. Potter
in "It's a Wonderful Life." At least somebody is
reaping the rewards of living in this God forsaken
town. Let's rename it Baldwinville.
