Newman Infinity? That's what they're going to call a
cosmetics line? Are they kidding me with this?
Newman isn't a brand name. It's not like there's
Newman TV sets or Newman carpets, and even if there
were there sure as hell shouldn't be Newman
cosmetics. The discerning female consumer has myriad
brands to choose from. Brands with names like Estee
Lauder, and Elizabeth Arden. Maybelline, even. What
woman in her right mind is going to buy something
called "New Man?" Or, is it a line of products
intended for the transgendered?
Not that Jabot is doing much better. Packaging that
has seeds in it? So you can plant your box? Hey
listen I'm all for the environment and all that crap
but really, aside from a few aging hippies, I don't
know many women who are going to choose their eye
shadow based on whether or not they can plant the
box afterwards. "Hey, look at me! I look like hell
but I'm saving the environment!"
So the jazz club is serving breakfast now? Who in
the hell goes to a jazz club for breakfast? And why
on earth is Newman Executive Neil Winters pouring
coffee for his patrons? Is his salary at Newman so
low he has to work as a waiter part time?
We desperately need Ashley back on this show full
time. Just the thought of her criticizing Sharon's
taste in furnishings is enough for me. Turns out
Sharon isn't much better than Gloria when it comes
to decorating.
Hey, guess what Adam? Abby is your sister. Awkward!
And here all this time Adam was thinking he's got
the inheritance sewn up in a bag what with Nick and
Victoria on the outs. He is only now starting to
realize what a slut of a father he has, spitting out
babies right and left like a sprinkler left
unattended. God only knows how many bastard siblings
are out there for him to compete with.
I'm so tired of them making Victoria out to be the
bad guy in all of this. I don't know of any sane
person who wouldn't have a problem with their
supposed "best friend" getting into bed with their
own father within days of meeting him let alone
marrying him. But apparently she's supposed to get
over it and suck it up like it's nothing. And it's
not even so much about the betrayal of that alleged
best friend as it is about what bad taste it turns
out Sabrina has in men. The stories Victoria can
tell about her father's history with women should
send women running in the other direction regardless
of how much money he's got in the bank.
I mean, really, what kind of relationship do Victor
and Sabrina have? Their entire existence seems to
revolve around whispering French to each other and
telling each other how happy they are. They have
next to nothing in common and fell into bed together
on a whim. Meanwhile I think more than a few other
women could give Sabrina an earful of where this is
going if she had half a brain or a passing
familiarity with Google. Look up Victor Newman on
the Internet and find out how many women he has
discarded before her.
Good God, where the hell is Leanna Love when you
really need her?
