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by
Todd Brown
Since when in the hell does Adam wear reading
glasses? I've seen him read stuff before without
them, yet when Victoria showed him some kind of
contract he pulled out a pair of glasses to read it
like he was Victor. What's next, pouring himself a
glass of water, putting his hands in his pockets,
staring out the window and mumbling to whoever he's
taking to with his back to them? Or maybe he's just
aging very quickly, a common phenomenon in Genoa
City.
Speaking of which, is that little girl Victor keeps
talking to in Mexico going to be his next
girlfriend? You know how he likes them young. By the
time he brings her back to the states she might be
legal. Not that it probably matters as far as he's
concerned. Next thing you know, we'll find out the
kid was best friends with Victoria during the
never-before-mentioned time she lived in Puerto
Vallerta.
Speaking of aging, how come Fenmore is only 2 while
Summer seems to be about 5? They were born within
months of each other. Strangely, the two year old
Fenmore was far more animated and vocal than the
five-year old Summer. That's what happens when you
go from 2 to 5 without learning how to talk first, I
guess. No matter, it'll all even out eventually.
Look at Victoria and Nicholas: they were born seven
years apart but now they're the same age.
More on aging: did my ears deceive me, or did
Nicholas refer to Noah as being 15 years old? FYI:
the actor who is now playing him is 20 and looks
every bit of it. I've never seen a beefier looking
15 year old. The kid must be on steroids. And forget
about Noah and his friends - where are all the
security guards and FBI agents? Three teenaged boys
are able to sneak into the Newman backyard with
nobody noticing? And there's a fully stocked minibar
out there? Maybe security and FBI were all drunk.
Who are these new friends of Noah's, and more to the
point, where the hell is Sam? You know, Sam is the
one we've been hearing about for ages, the one Noah
is forever spending the night with, the one he
practically grew up with and spent more time with at
his house than in his own multiple homes. And now
that Noah is old enough to throw a pool party poor
Sam doesn't even get an invite or a lousy beer? Wow
what a sucky friend Noah is.
People have simply got to stop trying to tie
Cassie's death to the issue of underage drinking, or
drinking and driving. Cassie was not drinking, and
Daniel was not driving. It's quite a stretch to say
that Cassie's death was caused by underaged drinking
- Daniel might have very well been sober and just
asleep and she still probably would have tried to
drive him home to show him how grown up she was. And
there is absolutely no connection whatsoever between
Cassie's death and drunk driving. I appreciate the
fact that Cassie's death was tragic but turning it
into a public service announcement or even a tale of
caution just doesn't work. It wouldn't even make a
good After School Special.
By the same token, there needs to be a rule that
people can no longer refer to Neil raising Lily.
Neil did not raise Lily, Drucilla took her to France
when she was a baby and he only saw her once or
twice until she came back as a teenager. I'm getting
just as tired of hearing Neil say he raised Lily as
I am of Nick and Victoria's imaginary shared
childhood that never took place.
And finally, Nikki needs to stop calling herself
Mrs. Victor Newman. Good God, the last time she saw
Victor he told her he wished she were lying on a
slab in the morgue. He's done everything short of
kicking her in the head and spitting on her yet here
she is, still chasing him halfway around the world
and wringing her hands over him. And now she thinks
Victor is dead? She should be so lucky.
We all should.
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