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by
Todd Brown
Good God, Nikki has become a stalker. I can't
believe they put Drucilla in the psych ward just
because she cut up some bitch's clothes yet Nikki
remains free to menace the public at large and
vandalize property at will. Now Victor's going to
have to call the window repair people. So much for
being alone. Except for, you know, all the security
guards. And Michael. And Neil. And Nikki. And
Zapato. Come to think of it, I'm more alone than
Victor is.
If Victor is going to hole up in his den with the
door locked and closed, and refuse to answer when
people on the other side are shouting for him, how
do they know he's not dead and rotting in there? And
if he is dead and rotting, how will they tell the
difference?
Why in the hell is Victoria dancing on cloud nine
just because she got a job at Newman Enterprises?
She was working there just the other day. It's not
like she's been out of work for months. Didn't she
just pack up her stuff last week? I wonder if she
still has all the baby furniture she left behind in
her office when she left the job earlier this year,
then came back, then left again. Honestly, I can't
keep track. You know who I really feel sorry for?
Personnel.
Oh, I'll never get tired of seeing Adam get thrown
out of places. The indignity of being thrown out of
Newman Enterprises by JT was highly entertaining,
followed by the ejection at the ranch by the newly
hired security guard who, even though he had never
met the boy, couldn't help but openly mock him by
grinning from ear to ear at his attempt to throw his
meager weight around. Next I'd love to see Gina
throw him out of the athletic club, followed by
Kevin tossing him out of Crimson Lights, and Esther
kicking him out of the Chancellor mansion. And
they'd all be taller than him.
So the SEC is all over Jabot, huh? I'm no legal
expert but I didn't know it was a crime to have a
CEO who gambled. The company certainly has bigger
problems than that. For example, while the
investigators are swarming the building and
confiscating everything they can get their hands on,
the new CEO is over at the coffee shop playing kissy
face with his girlfriend while his pregnant wife is
out trolling for grease monkeys. They were better
off with David Chow.
And I don't think this latest in a long line of
setbacks for Jabot will amount to much. The
investigators should be grilling Jill, Katherine and
Cane but instead they're interviewing the part time
I.T. guy who hasn't set foot in the building in over
a year so far as we know. Instead of looking into
mob ties they might want to confiscate all those
bottles of green goo that litter every office. God
only knows what that stuff is.
Am I crazy, or is Rocco a keeper? Not since Larry
Wharton have we seen a character this colorful. In a
room filled with Cane, Lily, Chloe, Katherine and
Jill, oddly enough, Rocco is the most normal one of
the bunch. I think that about says it all.
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