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by
Todd Brown
March 21, 2009
Nobody wants Cordelia. They say they do, but they
really don't. Actions speak louder than words. There
are no less than seven people going around fighting
for the chance to own her, but not one of them can
be bothered to spend more than five minutes with
her.
Look at Billy. He can't decide if he wants Lily, or
Sharon, or Chloe. He insists he wants to be a father
to Cordelia - probably just so his brother Cane
won't be - yet the minute he's asked to watch her
for a couple of hours he dumps her off on his mother
so he can go make a booty call in the middle of the
day. Must get it from his mother, she dumped both
her kids off in boarding school and now she says how
much she wants Cordelia living with her in her
house. Yet the minute she gets a chance to baby-sit
she runs off to meet Nikki at the club. And she
doesn't even like Nikki.
And why is Jill so critical of Billy? Sure he whores
around but so did she. Chip off the old block. What
on earth makes Jill think Cane is so damn
responsible? The man got drunk and woke up the next
morning married or a potential father twice. At
least nobody has ever tricked Billy into marriage.
I'm not sure what I'm supposed to take away from
this but I gather that Billy is "bad" and Cane is
"good." Seems more to me that Billy is "smart" and
Cane is "stupid." Great, hand the baby off to the
stupid one.
Even Chloe seems more interested in scheming and
entrapment than in mothering. She obviously doesn't
trust Billy as far as she can throw him, but she
dumped Cordelia off with him just so she could take
her mother to the doctor? Last time I checked,
Esther was still perfectly capable of driving
herself. And even if she wasn't, what prevented them
from taking the baby with them? Lots of people take
babies to the doctor's office, I see it all the
time.
And how is it a good idea for Chloe, Billy and the
baby to live at the pool house? Cordelia will be at
the crawling stage before you know it. On this show,
probably in the next couple of days. Provided she
doesn't jump straight to boarding school, that is.
Do you really think it's such a great idea to have a
baby crawling around about six feet away from the
pool? Especially when she's so poorly looked after?
Nobody can be bothered with their own kids in this
city. Nick was on his way to China and Phyllis is so
insecure she jumped at the chance to pack her bags
and fly off with him. Who the hell did she think was
going to take care of Summer on such short notice?
Where the hell is Summer anyway? Was she upstairs
while her mother had a screaming match with Sharon
down in the living room?
And where the hell is Noah? Sharon set up shop in
her hotel room for unexpected "guests" morning, noon
and night. Nick is out of town and Phyllis is
running around spying on Sharon. For all the lip
service his parents pay to caring about Noah they
sure as hell don't do a very good job keeping track
of him. They say they're so worried about him
spending time with Eden because she's such a bad
influence. But as far as I know, Eden hasn't
committed half the sins nor half the crimes that
Noah's parents have. She hasn't slept around, she
hasn't been divorced, and she doesn't steal stuff.
Nick and Sharon? Can't say the same.
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