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by
Todd Brown
May 16, 2009
Bad week for servants. What was Estella supposed to
do at Newman Enterprises? Isn't she a housekeeper?
Do they really need a housekeeper at Newman
Enterprises? Was she expected to be in the board
room dusting or something? Was she supposed to be
down on her hands and knees scrubbing coffee stains
out of the carpet, like Gloria was doing in
Michael's dream? I know times are hard, but if I
were her I would have told Victor exactly where he
could take his job and shove it. Surely they need a
housekeeper over at the Abbott house. I haven't seen
Mrs. Martinez since John died. I think he took her
with him. Most important of all, who's going to
answer to door now at the Newman Ranch? The people
who live there? Oh, the humanity.
And poor Esther, she wasn't even invited to Cane's
wedding. Didn't she fix his lunch every day when he
lived at the Chancellor mansion? Wasn't she once his
mother in law? Wasn't he vying for the chance to
raise her granddaughter? The very baby she now has
to sit at home with while the upper crust of Genoa
City attends his lavish wedding and reception? Even
Nina got an invite and Cane and Lily don't even know
her.
That couldn't possibly have been the wedding dress
Drucilla wore. For one thing, where's the hat? For
another thing, they must have had to take it in a
good ten inches around the bust. Lily's cute but
she's no Dru. And I take exception to the idea that
Dru would have loved Cane. Dru never suffered a fool
and if ever there was fool, it's Cane. She'd have
been all over that guy about being duped into
marrying Chloe and sleeping with women when he was
drunk then not remembering it. Dru would have cut up
this guy's clothes before she'd have ever let him
lay a hand on Lily.
Boy that's some eye specialist Victor had flown in
to examine Adam, huh? Somehow he was able to give a
complete diagnosis on Adam's condition simply by
looking into his eyes with a flashlight. It's not as
if he had any optometry equipment in his little
black bag. I didn't know you could tell someone had
tunnel vision just by looking in their eyes. The
things you learn on this show. But then again, I
didn't realize that by refusing meals you could lose
weight in your ankles either. That's a pretty neat
trick, especially considering the fact that Adam
doesn't look as though he's lost a pound anywhere
else on his body. He must have been doing very
special ankle slimming exercises. Look out, Valerie
Bertinelli, you have competition for that Jenny
Craig spokesperson job.
No one can manipulate Victor the way Ashley does,
I'll give her that. I can't imagine anyone else
having the ability to talk Victor into allowing
Heather access to the ranch to be with Adam. But the
real story here is Heather. She must have been
waiting outside the front door the whole time with
her cell phone, because Ashley went to call her to
tell her she could come over, the doorbell rang,
Victor let Nikki in, and thirty seconds later the
doorbell rang again and it was Heather! What was she
doing, hiding out in the bushes or something?
If this whole gaslighting thing doesn't work out for
Adam, he has a promising future in a career as a
sound editor. They way he found that podcast of
Sabrina and edited it on his new laptop was truly an
amazing feat. I myself am rather savvy on the
computer if I do say so myself and I couldn't have
put something like that together in less than an
hour let alone the five seconds it took Adam. The
question remains why he had to go to the trouble to
begin with. Ashley has never even heard Sabrina's
voice before. He could have used Zapato's voice for
all the difference it would have made.
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