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by
Todd Brown
June 6, 2009
If Kevin is so infamous there are websites devoted
to hating him, and his crime spree made the national
news, why aren't Oprah, Barbara Walters, Leslie
Stahl and Katie Couric ringing his phone off the
hook? And if Katherine is so famous she's got a best
selling autobiography that's being made into a
movie, why aren't they ringing her phone off the
hook for a comment? And what about the governor?
Wouldn't he want to explain why he pardoned Kevin
and Amber?
Instead, Kevin and Amber end up begging the likes of
Dr. Drew and Tommy Lasorda to even speak to them?
Are they kidding? You can't have it both ways.
Either Kevin and Amber are just so infamous they
make Bonnie and Clyde look like small potatoes, or
they're not. If they're not, a handful of weirdos
who heard about them on the Internet probably aren't
going to be moved by their unannounced radio
appearance, and if they are, then they should be
able to make the talk show circuit on national TV.
If Daniel is such a talented painter he can recreate
renaissance masterpieces in a matter of days, why
isn't he rolling in dough? The guy never had any
professional training in art and thus far his
portfolio is made up of pencil sketches. Yet somehow
the art forgers of the world banded together and
discovered he had the perfect "style" to copy famous
paintings. It's like they turned on the TV one day
and saw Daniel sitting in a bubble bath singing
"Well you know my name is Daniel, and I like to do
drawer-rings" and went "Wow, there's our guy!" I'm
all confused - who's dumber, the art thieves or
Daniel?
If Sabrina is so magnanimous towards Ashley in the
afterlife that she would rise from the dead to
reassure her that she's sane, then why didn't she
tell her Adam is the one behind all the dirty tricks
that are being played on her? I know it was just a
dream, but in Ashley's mind Estella is either trying
to gaslight her or she's losing her mind. I don't
understand why Ashley's subconscious isn't
validating either of those beliefs. I'm getting
tired of the sage wisdom of the ghosts in this town.
If they aren't going to provide any useful
information they should just stay dead.
Isn't it strange that in Ashley's dream, Sabrina was
wearing the same flowing white gown she was wearing
when Victor imagined seeing her shortly after her
death? It looks like something the brides of Dracula
wore in old movies just before they bared their
fangs and it's certainly nothing Sabrina ever wore
in her lifetime, yet oddly enough both Victor and
Ashley pictured her wearing the exact same thing.
Maybe that's why Ashley and Victor get along so
well, they both think ghosts wear vampire dresses.
And if Ashley is so sure someone is out to get her
why doesn't she just get the hell out? She's like
one of those nimwits in horror movies who go outside
looking for the noise with a flashlight when the
killer is walking around in a hockey mask with an
axe. I can understand her not wanting to stay at the
hospital; God knows more people die there than
anywhere else. But the security at the Newman ranch
is so lacking in credibility she'd be better off
living in the park. The woman has enough money to
live anywhere in the world, yet she purposely
chooses to stay in Crazytown USA.
I don't care how much of it is due to Adam, I still
think Ashley is a couple cards short a full deck.
Either that, or I'm getting awfully confused about
timelines again. One minute Victor is at the club
having a nice heart to heart with Nikki while Ashley
is back at the ranch. Then Ashley told Adam she was
going out for a stroll and yelled out "Victor! I'm
going for a walk!" Didn't she know he was at the
club?
And I guess it's nice that Victor has finally
decided to be civil to Nikki, but for God's sake
would the woman find an ounce of dignity somewhere?
Since when in the hell is it the job of the ex wife
to check up on the current mistress of her former
husband just because she's home alone and it's
raining outside? Nikki doesn't know Ashley is loony
tunes. I'm thinking Nikki is almost as crazy as
Ashley.
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